All the men are ill
Have you all been having gay orgies? Whatevs people I don't care.

I only have three days of work left. Motivation: zero.
My exit interview is later which should be delightful and not at all a total and utter waste of time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:30, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What the fuck is an exit interview?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

A big waste of time
or part of quality assurance monitoring of the company
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

^this
You sit in a room with the HR manager and on this ocassion my manager and they say things like "oh why are you leaving?" "what can the company improve on?" "would you recommend working here to a friend?"

Then after you leave they throw it away
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

'I'm leaving because you're all cunts'
'you could improve the company by killing yourself'

etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Someone who used to work here
Utterly laid in to the guy doing their exit interview. I obviously don't know the full details (confidentiality and all that), but I do know that this person had some very unsavory things to say about a few of the managers.
Quite ballsy of them too, considering they'd been defrauding the company and producing shit work for years.
Bridges were well and truly burnt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Better to be nice - you never know when you may need a reference from them in future.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I'm going to aim answer all the questions in five words or less

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

try and fit as many memes in as possible

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Weigh that against the utter joy of telling them what you really think

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

An interview with EXIT may be more suitable for you.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Are you trying to be amusing?
Or is this some kind of old man reference I won't get as I am not as old as you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

www.exitinternational.net/
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

oh my god ure liek so mean on teh INTERNETZ

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Encouraging people to kill themselves on a messageboard is just wrong
I'm saddened
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

hahahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Haha
The other day I told someone "You were born a 45 year old civil servent who's spent the last 10 years making sure a meter of tarmac on the M25 still hasn't crumbled yet".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

A friend of mine works for the civil service. One of her colleagues wears slippers at work everyday and does nothing.
Apparently he is "too expensive to get rid of" as he has been there nearly 20 years and they don't have the budget to make him redundant. Ridiculous.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

This doesn't apply to everyone who works in goverment jobs, but it does for a lot of them...
... that the only reason those jobs exist and those rolls are filled, is so they can tick boxes such as disabled/minority/single-parents/etc. I think the worst bit is that a lot of them simply just don't care eaither way and might as well have all the emotional and work ethics of a 15 year old on work experiance at McDonalds in his summer holidays.

The trouble is when you get people really high up with that attitude.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

i intend to employ a bi-sexual black one legged humpbacked Albanian woman with 6 kids and no husband to fill all these requirements in one employee.
She will be known in the office as The Token.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I like the fact that I miss-read that as "Tolken", as in, the lord of the rings guy, as that sounds like one of his characters.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Tolken or Tolkien it shall be then.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I'm not ill, just hungover

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I'm not ill
Just awesome.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN =DDDD
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last Sunday I kept having little moments of "I'M MOVING TO LONDON NEXT WEEK!!!"
Even wooks looked excited at one point
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

That was trapped wind

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

also, he is moving to Leamington

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I wish you were moving

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

It wasn't trapped for long.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

It's going to be awesome on so many levels !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I KNOWZ!
I was going to invite lab to stay but now I'm not as he is mean
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

No sushi for Labs; gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Very sadface :(

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Shouldn't be nice to everyone EXCEPT me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Hold up a sec here....
The more people, the more pieces of sushi, the more I get to try.

Labs: Do you like the tuna/squid/[other bits I don't like]... and dislike the prawn/crab/roe bits that I love? 'cus if that's the case, then we could totally work something out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Gonz, you've got me for that stuff buddy.
I'm not a massive fan of eating things with more limbs than me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Obviously I'm not counting tentacles as limbs so I can still have the squid.
I am aware that this is stupid.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

OH MAN !
I think raw squid is the only thing, sushi wise, that I couldn't bring myself to swallow. I like calamari, but raw squid/octopus really isn't my scene.

You crotching down me yard this sunday? I reckon maybe if you all fancy it after sushi we could watch a flick and eat cake 'round mine, something scary for 'ween.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I'm not sure what crotching down your yard means, I'm afraid.
And post-sushi depends on the time - got to get all the way across London after all, so I have to be on my way fairly early :(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)