SJP is married to Mathew Broderick
I always think, "Ferris Bueller married THAT??!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he had to settle after he killed that woman.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

He killed someone in a hit and run in Ireland didn't he?
and he's met me once.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Two people actually
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Broderick#Auto_accident
I love wikipedia sometimes "He killed two people in a car crash, he's also left handed"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

they are clearly related
sinister doesn't mean what it does for no reason
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

i used to long to be left-handed as a child
i can only assume my mother must have made out it was much cooler than it is. she did have left-handed cheque books though, i remember that.

then again, i also used to long for ginger hair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I always wanted ginger hair as my best mate had proper ORANGE hair
In retrospect, we probably look ridiculous together as my hair is the equivalent YELLOW
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

If you'd found someone with red hair you could've gone to a Halloween party as a Tequila Sunrise

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Brandi also killed someone in a car crash I think
she was all talkin' on her phone and shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

to be fair
she's got a great figure, if they stick to doggie or the dark, he'll be fine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

she looks like a fucking skeleton
a below-averagely attractive skeleton
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

see, as i have precisely zero chance of looking like a skeleton
until i actually am one, and even then probably not, i really admire this look. i think kate moss is the most attractive woman in the world.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

*shakes head*

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

*also shakes head*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

can I join in
or will we just look like a line of head-shaking dogs in the back of a fiat panda?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

it's for a worthwhile cause

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

which is??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

convincing you that you are wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

oh god that'll never happen
i'd need to change pretty much every feature on my face and body to look like kate moss before i would be happy with them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I think you should be glad you don't look like Kate Moss
I'd rather look like my own elbow than look like her.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

She does kind of look like an elbow now you mention it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

in that case I will just have to kill you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

You'll be a lot happier if you aren't trying to be someone else
I have often thought in the past that it would be nice to have the chiselled good looks of, say, Gregory Peck or Carey Grant, but have long since learnt to settle for looking like a beaky-nosed mong with flappy hair.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

you look like a character
which is a good thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Oh, A character, certainly:
Count Duckula
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Fuck that.
*shoves head underwater until she sees some fucking sense*

This is nearly as bad as Maxi and his fat thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

it won't work!
i used to think calista flockhart was even more stunning, but i can see she is past it now.

sticking out hips and that extra bit of bone just above the collarbone are elegant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

They really aren't
I worry about you sometimes.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

i just don't think curves are sexy; i think very slender is much much more attractive in a girl
it's probably the whole female thing of wanting the opposite of what you have!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I don't think I could disagree more

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

you don't have to be stick thin to have good bone structure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I have great bones
they are just covered in a bit of muscle and a lot of flab
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Kate Moss is a dog
and a wretched withered one at that. She looks like a skeleton shrinkwrapped in skin.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I like this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

My mate used to go out with her
She is quite possibly the thickest person on earth. Nice, but unbelievably dim.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

do you know, or know people who know
every famous person, ever?

If so, can you fix it for me to snog david tennant's face off?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

If he can, I'm in the queue behind you

(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

there will be none left of him by then :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I'd arm wrestle you for him
but you're a LARP-er and you'd probably kick my face in...
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Pretend to kick your face in.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

yeah
but it'd be convincing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

err yeah, totally!
in no way would I pull punches instinctively, nor be scared of being hit, and nor would any weapon be made of foam
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I can get you a can of Tennent's Super if you like?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

that'll do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

how giant is the new Doctor Who's face?
Seriously, it's massive.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

she'd have to be thick as pigshit
to go out with that fucking oxygen thief Doherty.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

he really is a waste of carbon.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I've told you the 'toilet' story, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I don't recall it if you have

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

She was doing a photo shoot
in a derelict building in Shoreditch, and needed a pee. 'It's up the stairs, but watch out - there's no door on the toilet'

'Then how will I get in, then?'

This is 100% true, I promise
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

hahahaha
marvellous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

She's so not
and she can't pole dance for shit.

I think Kiera Knightley is the most beautiful woman. She could do with a few sammiches though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Oh no wait, I've changed my mind
it's Monica Belluci.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

you are in error
with both of those

Keira Knightley looks like a less attractive Natalie Portman.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Knightley has an odd chin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

and no tits
conveniently, my two favourite woman are in one tv show
i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/FalconHorus/Screencaps/Legend%20of%20the%20Seeker/216%20-%20Desecrated/seeker214_02129_small.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

she has tits!
shut up.

You can see them in The Hole.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Fnar fnar,
fnar fnar
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

you can see where they should be

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

is that a euphemism?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

*Monty in not-the-only-person-here-who-can-name-drop shocker!*
I went to school with Knightley. She was in the same year as me. (Wasn't she lucky?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

so who is it then eh?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/FalconHorus/Screencaps/Legend%20of%20the%20Seeker/216%20-%20Desecrated/seeker214_02129_small.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Geike Arnaert, obviously

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

BUT NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SKINNY FEELS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I can only presume that the people who say this with conviction
have never tried a good black pudding.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)