STAY AWAY FROM THE FAGS!!!

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bet you say that to all the boys.
You BUMDER hater.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Homophobe.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

It is a well know fact that I am a grade one, screaming faghag.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Perhaps this is where you're going wrong?
Find a nice chap, convince him that gaying it up is the way to get you, then all of a sudden he's fallen for the cock and you're left, pining for what could have been.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Only way to be.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post936222
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I've had many a crush on gay men, and enjoy making my male friends make out for my entertainment.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Gay chicken is amusing
two of my friends will no longer play it because they both refuse to lose. We all got barred from a pub because of them...
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)

two guys I knew were doing something like that
in a 'i'm totally cool coz I'm bi' way

I think they ended up in an awkward relationship for a few weeks :/
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Hahaha
the two men in question are very much straight and one of them is engaged. His missus was not nearly as amused as the rest of us.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I think one of these guys was really straight. He was just showing off
the other, who knows, I think he just didn't care

twats
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I knew this gay guy where we used to live
who fancied Wiggy and used to completely ignore my presence. He would literally stand between us in the pub, with his back to me, offering to give Wiggy massages and stuff. Grrr.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I used to have a gay stalker in Slimelight
Looked a bit like Darth, now I think about it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)

if you will wear assless chaps

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

wear assless chaps go to fucking SLIMELIGHT, for fuck's sakes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

It was a long time ago
Last time was 2004.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Oh please, honey
I could do way better than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I just love gays.
I always win gay chicken. ALWAYS.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

trying to find the gay chicken routine by Reginald D Hunter
Failing.
( djtrialprice, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

The thought of you as some sort of Machiavellian arse-enabler is quite worrying.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I enjoy the male form.
I enjoy the male form making out with another male form.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Swap 'male' for 'female'
And I agree.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Lesbians don't do it for me.
Making out with girls is definitely more of a comfort thing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

There are few things better than watching two hot girls make out

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

very true.
however, I was at a gig once and two girls started making out in front of me. This would have been awesome if they hadn't each been one of the ugliest things I've ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes upon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

There is that
I would NOT like to see the dyke (her words) who used to work here making out with her wife. *shudders*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

it could have been a beautiful thing
unfortunately it was not.

all of the other lesbians I have known have been frumpy jews.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I don't think I've known any truly hot lesbians
A few 6s and 7s though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

there's always a butch one
ruins it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Too true
It's like they do it on purpose. They can't get dick, so they pull girls to spite the guys.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I've told the story of how an incredibly hot lesbian came to be a part of the most official date I've ever been on
several times. so I will refrain from doing so again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

oh thank god
no one wants to hear that shit again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)

shut your face
just because you are jealous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I was chatted up once by the most beautiful French lesbian you've ever seen.
Shorn head and lovely face. Unfortunately being a totaly fucking shy cunt at the time I didn't oblige.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Lampito's a lesbian?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

They are so soft and squishy and yummy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I do have a bit of a soft spot for breasts.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)

We know : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

am I the only girl on here without
muff-diving tendencies?

boobs are just big skin bags of flab. Boys kissing = good, girls kissing = meh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I think most women are a little bit gay
but only because women can appreciate the beauty of other women. Men only begrudgingly admit that Johnny Depp is 'ok looking'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)

that's because women are lovely to look at and touch and stuff (with exceptions obviously)
whereas men are coarse and hairy and ugly.

I'm horribly narcissistic, but I still wouldn't bang me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I agree with all of this
Especially the not-banging Vipros bit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

i disagree
blokes are a good thing (in many cases), especially if they have lovely eyes and an unhealthy obsession with something geeky

WANT MANFLESH!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

*covers eyes*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

you better or I'll take them
for my collection
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I wouldn't blame you
they are very nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

That and they're genetically indecisive and greedy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

haha totally this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

and yet you can't get one.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

"haven't"
not "can't"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

LIES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I'm not 100% sold on vaginas.
I think mine is horrible and sinful so I leave it alone. Other girls' are fun, but not as good as cock.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Weirdo!

( girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

in a way I'd like to be bi
but then I'd have twice as many people unrequiting my lust
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I'm not bi.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

ok, or muff-curious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Meh, that'll work.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I heard you've been swapping 'male' for 'female' quite a bit recently.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Yep
It's why my tv remote doesn't work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

oh no way
I don't like seeing bloke on bloke. But I don't really like seeing bloke on girl either, blokes are hairy and stuff.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

u i
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Doesn't overly stretch the imagination though, does it?

(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)