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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm really quite happy today but I'm fucked if I know why.
What could it be?

Alt q: what it floating your boat at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:21, 233 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
wind

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)
or the beautifully delicate light
falling on the autumn foliage

that's what I have right now. I love the view from my house
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I live opposite a park.
It's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
i live on top of a hill and can see about for 15 miles
in a 150 or so degree arc

bitch to get to it in the snow, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Sounds wonderful.
I used to live with my nan on top of a hill overlooking Blackburn and I would spend hours staring out the top floor window at the view over the town.


I was a tad emo in those days.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

over the town of whining northeners, unemployed miners, derelict cotton mills, Jeremy Kyle show participants walking wippets, pigeon shit and general misery.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
^this
Couldn't wait to leave.

And where did I end up?................Coventry for six years.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Ouch. When Betjeman wrote Come Happy Bombs And Drop On Slough he had yet to visit Cov.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
^ this is why you are so fucking ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
at least
learn to spell your abuse correctly. It is spelled as "Whippet".
That's all.oh. and "Northerners"...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
This is how it looked from the garden 10 minutes ago

(not my best photographic work, but it'll do to show off)
also, imagine that's only a little bit of it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Lovely!
I'll try and get a similar one done.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Looks shit.
I can smell the poor people from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)
to the left is poor people
just in front to the right are aspirational cunts (the new houses are called Ipads - bleugh)

Further to the left are call centres and more hills
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)


(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
haha
although I don't think that's one of his welsh ones
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)
*guffaws heartily*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
+ around a cigar and glass of brandy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
You know me so well.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
eurgh. Blackburn. I feel your pain
I still have to go back there every Monday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
JOANNA, YOU'RE A STUPID, HEARTLESS BITCH
the gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
I don't get this meme
splain please?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)
It's shit really, but BGB buys into it
Some QOTW kid wanted to tell the internet that he's totally into his girlfriend, but the previous one had left Canada to study in America and had fucked someone on her first week. He felt the need to wail at the end JOANNA, YOU'RE A STUPID, HEARTLESS BITCH. He's clearly over her.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Oh, and then he deleted it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Silly me
I thought when you posted it you might be posting something original rather than as ever taking the piss out of others whilst contributing precisely fuck all. Still, what do I know ?

I also thought from the one original contribution you did make to QoTW that you had a very very stressful and hard working job. It's obviously not taking up as much of your time as it should do...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
but that's how memes work

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Oh
my bad then. Carry on...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
as memes go
I'm quite liking it. I didn't see the original though so don't feel I can carry it forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)
I think it's had it's day already

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)
you got lucky
alt: excitement over the party at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU DIDN'T GET LUCKY?!
I saw quite clearly through your window last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)
All the way from Virginia?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
stop telling people where I live.
*grumbles* no imagination *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Glad to hear it BGB
perhaps you've finally come to realise how ace you are? I've been invited to a rather interesting and important conference in London which is pretty damn cool, and I had an awesome weekend.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Because you're a fabulous human being and you deserve to be.
I'm feeling wistful and pensive today. Like a romantic poet binned to the tits on laudanum.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Apart from the money situation, your life does seem to have improved somewhat over the last few weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Fuck off happy monty
you're boring and shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)
'Wistful' implies an underlying sadness, you illiterate oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I was vomiting so much blood from the first line I didn't bother to read the second
you fucking massive pandering cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)
You were vomiting blood
out of your arse, because it's been aggressively violated by random tramps so many times it resembles nothing so much as a rose in full bloom.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Please die in a fire.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
If it means I'm spared ever having to deal with you again, I will. Gladly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I've not smoked for days.
And I've not found it a problem at all (so far). Feeling rough, the first thing to go was the tabs, but I'm in no rush to get back on them.

So that makes me feel good.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
STAY AWAY FROM THE FAGS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Bet you say that to all the boys.
You BUMDER hater.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Homophobe.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
It is a well know fact that I am a grade one, screaming faghag.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Perhaps this is where you're going wrong?
Find a nice chap, convince him that gaying it up is the way to get you, then all of a sudden he's fallen for the cock and you're left, pining for what could have been.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Only way to be.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post936222
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
I've had many a crush on gay men, and enjoy making my male friends make out for my entertainment.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Gay chicken is amusing
two of my friends will no longer play it because they both refuse to lose. We all got barred from a pub because of them...
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
two guys I knew were doing something like that
in a 'i'm totally cool coz I'm bi' way

I think they ended up in an awkward relationship for a few weeks :/
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Hahaha
the two men in question are very much straight and one of them is engaged. His missus was not nearly as amused as the rest of us.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I think one of these guys was really straight. He was just showing off
the other, who knows, I think he just didn't care

twats
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I knew this gay guy where we used to live
who fancied Wiggy and used to completely ignore my presence. He would literally stand between us in the pub, with his back to me, offering to give Wiggy massages and stuff. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I used to have a gay stalker in Slimelight
Looked a bit like Darth, now I think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)
if you will wear assless chaps

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)

wear assless chaps go to fucking SLIMELIGHT, for fuck's sakes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
It was a long time ago
Last time was 2004.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Oh please, honey
I could do way better than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I just love gays.
I always win gay chicken. ALWAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
trying to find the gay chicken routine by Reginald D Hunter
Failing.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
The thought of you as some sort of Machiavellian arse-enabler is quite worrying.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I enjoy the male form.
I enjoy the male form making out with another male form.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Swap 'male' for 'female'
And I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Lesbians don't do it for me.
Making out with girls is definitely more of a comfort thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
There are few things better than watching two hot girls make out

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
very true.
however, I was at a gig once and two girls started making out in front of me. This would have been awesome if they hadn't each been one of the ugliest things I've ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes upon.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
There is that
I would NOT like to see the dyke (her words) who used to work here making out with her wife. *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
it could have been a beautiful thing
unfortunately it was not.

all of the other lesbians I have known have been frumpy jews.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I don't think I've known any truly hot lesbians
A few 6s and 7s though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)
there's always a butch one
ruins it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Too true
It's like they do it on purpose. They can't get dick, so they pull girls to spite the guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
I've told the story of how an incredibly hot lesbian came to be a part of the most official date I've ever been on
several times. so I will refrain from doing so again.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
oh thank god
no one wants to hear that shit again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
shut your face
just because you are jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I was chatted up once by the most beautiful French lesbian you've ever seen.
Shorn head and lovely face. Unfortunately being a totaly fucking shy cunt at the time I didn't oblige.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Lampito's a lesbian?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
They are so soft and squishy and yummy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I do have a bit of a soft spot for breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
We know : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)
am I the only girl on here without
muff-diving tendencies?

boobs are just big skin bags of flab. Boys kissing = good, girls kissing = meh
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I think most women are a little bit gay
but only because women can appreciate the beauty of other women. Men only begrudgingly admit that Johnny Depp is 'ok looking'.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
that's because women are lovely to look at and touch and stuff (with exceptions obviously)
whereas men are coarse and hairy and ugly.

I'm horribly narcissistic, but I still wouldn't bang me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
I agree with all of this
Especially the not-banging Vipros bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
i disagree
blokes are a good thing (in many cases), especially if they have lovely eyes and an unhealthy obsession with something geeky

WANT MANFLESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
*covers eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
you better or I'll take them
for my collection
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I wouldn't blame you
they are very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
That and they're genetically indecisive and greedy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
haha totally this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
and yet you can't get one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
"haven't"
not "can't"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
LIES

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I'm not 100% sold on vaginas.
I think mine is horrible and sinful so I leave it alone. Other girls' are fun, but not as good as cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Weirdo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
in a way I'd like to be bi
but then I'd have twice as many people unrequiting my lust
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I'm not bi.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)
ok, or muff-curious

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Meh, that'll work.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I heard you've been swapping 'male' for 'female' quite a bit recently.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Yep
It's why my tv remote doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
oh no way
I don't like seeing bloke on bloke. But I don't really like seeing bloke on girl either, blokes are hairy and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

u i
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Doesn't overly stretch the imagination though, does it?

(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Have you left your love eggs in?
I am as pissed off as usual.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Hahaha!
They'd be hard boiled by now if I have.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
or like Chinese 100 year old eggs?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
or hatched into 'love chickens'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
hu hu
or love cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Good lad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
How's your hangover? Had a hair of the dog yet?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Not yet.
But I can feel in my bones the call of the MASSIVE DRUGS.

I've had none for seven days (and not even any small drugs since Sunday) but feel this letting-down of the side must cease.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Well done you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)
No booze for me until at least 11pm tonight. Meh.
Got a board meeting this evening at the charity I am a trustee of.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Are you:
1. Giving up.
2. Skint.
3. Waiting for the man.
4. A soft fucking lightweight.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
2. is causing 1.
I never have to do 3, and as for 4 - I actually wish, as it would mean I was not so 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Would a charity record help?
*sings*
"There won't be snow in Monty's nose this Xmas time..."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Biglols.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
"Feed the habit..."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I think a Blue Peter appeal is required.
I might get to meet Joey Deacon!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
and shit on the studio floor like the elephant did.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
You could fix Jeff with Shep.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
You will need some mighty fine drugs for that old boy.
He died in 1981
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
You're talking to the lovely people on here.
My boat is bobbing up and down like an inflatable dinghy in a storm. My friend did attack me with a dead mouse yesterday, which was a bit unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

an inflatable dinghy in a storm the Bangkok chick-boy imprisoned under Monty's desk
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Oh yeah.
My life is juuuuust like a frantic blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I just wanted to take the opportunity to call Monty a bender, really.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I'm here.
I'm queer.
Get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
when the Stonewall campaign for gay tolerance started up
there was a billboard near my place that said "Some people are gay. Get over it" and next to it someone just wrote "No."

Made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Reminds me of this awesome Photoshop
Ian Mckellens t-shirt speaks the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
gooey and satisfying?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Full of choking despair.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
apparently you can practice with a toothbrush

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
You saw that, heh?
I've just not wanted to think about sex for a while now. Gets me too upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I certainly did, nearly dropped my... whatever I was holding
I'm shocked at level of personal detail that woman comes out with
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I must have missed whatever this is.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)
It might be useful for you.
It teaches you how to suppress your gag reflex when giving head.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Meh.
If you throw up first so your stomach's completely empty, I'm told the contractions in your throat can be quite enjoyable.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Same here

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)
She was giving a tip on technique.
Not a blow by blow account of her sex life.

Pun intended.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Who's 'she'?
Ahh, Lampers?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Roota.
I don't have a sex life.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I've been on that regime for a week now.
Still gagging.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
+for it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I am quite happy today too
as I managed to get some kip last night after two days of insomnia. I also have been well fed (cheese and roast pepper toastie on tigerbread) and have had many coffees.

Treasure the random happy days - they are better than the random angry/sad days!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Being off work with my daughter for half-term.
Even if this has involved going to the hospital and being hammered at Mario Kart racing.
(Cave Duck, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
my roommate has a cubicle decorating contest at work and she's doing dexter
so we've been making blood slides and taking loads of pictures like we're dead it's been well fun
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Cubicle decorating contest?
Only in America.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
gawd, massive killjoy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
that does sound fun
I don't know if they have cubicle offices in England, but I've never worked for a huge firm.

Dexter theme sounds awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
The last time I tried 'cubicle decorating'
someone called the park keeper and we were thrown out of the toilets.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Isn't the UK equivalent
Known as 'pebble-dashing the bowl' ?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)
good lord, should I have said "desk decorating contest" instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)
What the wobbling christ do you do to your desk?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)
When you blaspheme - Jesus thinks you are letting yourself down.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
*frowns*
*goes back to watching the only way is essex*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
hahahahha
Sorry. I'm poorly, I'm allowed to make silly comments.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I got loads of hugs
last Friday without the ball and chain there to stop me. Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha! How's all you?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Ah, there's nothing wrong with a bit of hug-whoring
Good thanks, you?
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
You!
You tiny little innocent looking gorgeous bag of hugness, were one such conquest within my whoredom. In order to report balance though I should say that so was bill and his gristly beard.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
...and his murderer face.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
He does have the sort of face/beard
you can imagine looming towards you with a manic grin and blood spatters, clutching an gory axe. Bless him.
(berk, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
he should definitely be an extra on crimewatch

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Pfft!
She'd be pimping you out for hugs and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
True.
I liked how disappointed people were when I said she wasn't coming. Like I'm not good enough on my own huh!?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
If you stay with her you're going to have to get used to it sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
:(
Damn my awesome bird.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)
In other news... my netbook has just arrived.
Sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I look forward to reading your posts of frustration as you try and get it online.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Hopefully with Pod's help it won't come to that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Or not
as the case may be
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
If it wasn't for my dicky back
and my lack of food, it's a pretty good day.

Sex.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
...and your gargoyle-like visage.
And the bottom disorder.

Don't forget them.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
*weeps*
*weeps brown tears from brown eye*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
life in general.
Really enjoying myself at the moment. Although I was sick after boxercise today.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
You're not meant to eat the boxes
just the burgers inside them.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
The gloves are alright with hot sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Boxercise?
What made you sick? Was it the kids in the class ganging up on you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

ing up on raping
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
ew
did you pyook?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)
yeah, outside by the car.
And it was just water and yoghurt so looked fucking nasty. Smelt of raspberry though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
EURGH

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)
It was probably another whitey he threw after too much weed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I don't get high before the gym. I am just skinning up now though.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)
can you do that?
I did that once, thought it was laced
worst night of my life almost
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)
do you mean
"can smoking too much weed make you vomit?"

if so, are you kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
well considering most weed these days has formaldehyde in it
also, I get sick from smoking blunts
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
why would most weed have formaldehyde in it?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
most weed has formaldehyde in it...
that sounds like one of those bullshit things.

why would anyone bother? it's not like cutting powdery drugs with really cheap shit like baking powder.

I have just noticed that powder is a really weird word.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I know
I'm sure it's all shit. I mean, cutting powder with cheap shit like flour I can understand. But all this "oh, man, watch out, that coke could be cut with bleach powder" just does my head in. Why? That's implying there are actually drug producers out there going "hmmmm. Killing our customers unnecessarily. That's a top business model"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)
It doesn't take much to reason that those stories are bollocks
I've heard a load of stuff about various varieties of skunk (usually White Widow) being treated with all manner of stuff, like being dipped in acid, or (somehow) sprayed with ketamine.

I will concede that some of the stuff might be true about some gear being sprayed with water or sugar water or something to increase the weight and hence the profit margin, but most of the rest of it is nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Dipped in Jimmy fucking Hill more like.

The Vietnamese have sandblasted weed to increase weight though. That's definitely true.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I've had some of that.
gritty
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
and a damn sight worse for you than a bit if mould.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
really?
I wouldn't have thought so given that it's much easier to inhale mould spores and that sand doesn't burn and stuff.

I'm prepared to bow to your superior knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I've consumed significant quantities of white widow in former years
it never made me anything other than stoned or sick

but I'm massively shit at drugs. I even had to trade in the Accord.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
it's ok
I prefer a mellower stone though. Stuff that makes you laugh your arse off and really appreciate things.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Gin and life for me, then ;)

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
gin makes me madly happy too
it's good shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Or the
'this cheap class B/C drug has been cut with another, class A, drug that costs 50 times as much as the one it is being marketed as'

*belm-o-rama*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
belm-o-rama has really made me laugh
and also somehow goes appropriately with the music which just came on. (Surfin' Safari)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
What. A.Tune.
Reminds me of my dear old dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I seriously love the Beach Boys
they are grossly underappreciated in this day and age.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Most of the things I like are grossly underappreciated.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
I find that
so I make sure I appreciated them all the more. To the point of zealotry.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I assume this includes drinking gypsy tears?
Although I heard about the Shoreditch drink a "GT Turbow". Apparantly its vodka, redbull and gypsy tears served with a bow tie round the glass, this can be detached and 'knowingly' worn for the rest of the evening whilst mincing around sarcastically to 80's power ballads.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
because idiots think it will make it store for longer?
I'm sure the weed you smoke is lovely and everything but I live in the ghet-toe. You can never be too sure what you're getting.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
my boat is being floated by NIN
specifically, Perfect Drug by NIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Good choice, sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
my ipod is shuffling some great stuff today
Playing Pet from Thirteenth Step right now :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Another good tune
Some days shuffle can produce some awesome results.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
now Five to One by the Doors
it helps that I mostly have excellent music on my computer and hence on my shuffle
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Strapping Young Lad here
I have some random crap on here that I keep meaning to delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Hi Strapping Young Lad!
Monty here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I was expecting you to mock my non-strapping-ness
You have pleasantly surprised me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
any time I put itunes on my computer
decides it's time to restart itself at random times, usually when I've just done an important piece of work I am just about to save :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
my shitty usb wireless thing enjoys giving my computer BSOD
but only when no one is looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
My boat is being floated by the fact the mass of water its volume displaces is greater than its actual mass.
Otherwise, life generally usually works for me.

Although obviously TGB calling me old again earlier has set me back somewhat. Just as long as I don't go back to danking I'll be OK.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Is Dan King an ex or something?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Sitting, drunken, in a darkened room
crying and rocking backwards and forwards and wanking.

Or danking for short
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Oh, you mean cranking.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
cranking is when you're sober
doesn't it become danking when alcohol is involved?

or Dakine if snowboards are involved...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)
i can hazard a guess why
but my lips are tightly sealed. for a change.

it is now officially the best day ever as i have just received flowers at work. also i have looked and looked and looked... but there is no card. now i could call the florist, but i prefer the fantasy/mystery to the doubtless mundane reality. so this has floated my boat pretty far out!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
you're welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
you have pretty exquisite taste actually
but next time, no lillies, stunning though they are. the smell makes me retch from 100 paces.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
noted

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Woo! how lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)
This song is also making me very happy
youtu.be/oXj21DEX-kk
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

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