Sorry to hear you are ill.
I feel fucking terrible myself today. Foxes woke me up at what must have been about 2am and I lay in bed stressing about shit for fucking hours. I'm liable to be even grumpier than usual today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*is turned on*

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Real foxes, BGB, not 'foxes'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I was getting turned on by the thought of you being more grumpy than usual.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Each to their own, I suppose...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Go on.......call me a cunt.
You know I like it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

*calls BGB's cunt*
I think my phones broken. All I can hear is a bubbling noise
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

So lovely to see you again Al : )
I forgot how cute you are IRL.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

*happies*
Thank you my dear, it was lovely to see you too. I'd forgotten how magnificent your breasts were.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Kinda looks like Derren Brown.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

^POTD
I know it's early but the bar has been set
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

thanks.
how can you have foxes waking you up? you're in the middle of London!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:33, Reply)

The place is full of them.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:34, Reply)

that's bloody mental.
I've never seen a fox here except for on the roads, squished in two.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Are they real foxes?
Or dingos in red coats.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:40, Reply)

dingos don't live as far south as I do.
they're foxes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Could have been a dingo on holiday
with a red coat to keep it warm on the south coast?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:44, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

There are fucking loads of them.
I probably see one a month. Last night they were wailing away right outside my flat. They're fucking noisy and sound like babies in torment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)

that's nuts.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)

We get foxes in the garden several times a week. I would like to instigate urban fox hunting on motorbikes.
Gypsies could also be hunted in this way.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

I have a special tormenting fox
who shits in the same spot by my back door every fucking day. I swear to god I'll do time for it.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

FUCKING HELL! YOU NEVER POST, AND THEN WHEN YOU DO YOU'RE BASHING FOXES! WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM YOU FOXIST!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Foxist ist gut ja!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

It's a big messy blob of shite that stinks, it ain't a good start to the day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I've seen more foxes in London
than I've ever seen round my place in a reasonably rural part of Scotland.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:35, Reply)

same here
never see any in Exeter, and rarely saw them in rural Devon either.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Urban foxes!
I get them in my back garden too, sounds like someone being murdered when they scream.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:39, Reply)

I read on here once
that their scream sounds exactly like a young woman being raped. Of course, having no reference point, I can not verify this.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Jimmy Hill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)