Done: Slept with my mates girlfriend, then comforted him while he was distraught that she'd cheated on him with 'some guy at a party, she was drunk' (I still feel seriously shit about this)
Seen: I've seen most of the shock videos the internet has to offer, but this (SFW) is one of the most disturbing I've seen in a while. (It's a fat woman making Macaroni)
Heard: The famous urban legend of the guy who dislocates his hip on the rugby pitch, and when it's put back in it crushes a testicle.
Eaten: Liver, no fucking question.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:01, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are so bad
I've heard your story several times now, and everytime you retell it I feel upset with you again. Grrr
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Yeah', I've seen a few of that Simply Sara videos, and it's probably the worst SFW thing out there, at least food related non-gore thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)

She's so fat, that her cheeks go out further than her ears and her mouth is an indent.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

It's dreadful, isn't it?
She has no fucking idea how to make macaroni cheese, either. If I didn't think I'd lose my hand I'd cheerfully punch her in the tits. Assuming I could locate which ones of her many mounds of flab were her actual tits.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Yeh', she's the definitional differance between a fatty and a foodie.
She's ovbously into food, but only in the respect of glutony... all her food is so lazy and she thinks "Hmmm, sweet and creamy, how can we make something sweeter and creamer?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

o hai
you've seen my video?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Why can you say you're fat but I can't?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Because she's joking

(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

because she doesn't WAHH WAHH bang on about it all the time.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)

because I'm not fat and I've never been fat
and everyone knows when I say I'm fat I'm not being self pitying. When I can't find the cheese grater I just use my abs.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Do you collect the cheese in your mimsy
and squat over Wiggys spag bol and unclench?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Oh god al,
This is both horrific and hilarious.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

erm ew?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

You cock, I hope he finds out and kicks your face off.
Grow some balls and stop being a snidey, sneaky, oily cunt
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Note the part where I say I feel a cock about it?
Christ, what's got your knickers in a twist?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)