I like Lady Gaga.
I've had to listen to her because my pole students requested a routine to one of her songs and I really like her. I also love Kylie.

I'm not allowed to dance around the kitchen. I'm not allowed in the kitchen.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:03, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was going to say Lady Gaga
Bad Romance is a fucking TUNE.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

The video fascinates me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I would
She'd destroy me, but it'd be worth it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

this is what I did the routine to :D

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Any of your pole students attractive?
I'd watch them do it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I'm one of Kitty's pole students.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Now, shall I be mean, or polite...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

¬_¬

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I'll learn you up the routine
and video it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

learn you up?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

aye
'appen
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

That's cool by me
I've been watching that spin over and over trying to work out how to do it better.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

which one was it?
mebbe I can halp
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

The one you filmed me doing
Carousel but with straight legs, into pike back wrap into chair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

It's pretty hard,
I would just work on keeping your legs together (fnar) and really whipping them around so you can get the whole spin in before getting too low to the ground. I find really throwing myself into the carousel helps, the more fling the easier it is to stay off the ground
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I took progress pictures of my students last night
and in one of them there was nipple. The girl was mortified. I lolled.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Pervert

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

i like kylie's one with nick cave

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

They are using Red Right Hand to advertise Hollyoaks at the moment
I had forgotten what an awesome song that was.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

what?!
what the hell happened in the world that this should be the case?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Next week something really explosive is going to happen on Hollyoaks.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

have you been watching late night hollyoaks?
I bet it's full of sex and drugs and indie crap.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:17, Reply)

A girl who wants to be a boy punched another girl who likes girls and wants to rape her RIGHT IN THE FACE!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

wait let me read that a few more times
ok I think I get it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Where the wild roses grow?
fucking top tune.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

certainly is
but that's because nick cave is the boss.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I really did try to get into his music
but it's just soooo dark
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

that's the point of it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I gathered that
I borrowed all his albums off my mate and listened to him exclusively for a month or so.

By the end of it I was "no more...please no more, play me something happy"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

haha
yeah, I wouldn't recommend that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

any man who can make an album all about murder
gets my vote every time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Indeed.
I just had Nature Boy on for the journey back from the hospital. Score.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Nowt embarrassing about liking Lady Gaga

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Oh, I do like a cheeky bit of Lady Gaga
she's batshit mental, mind.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Is she also RogerTheStarfish?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Even the meat dress isn't as mental as she is.

(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Halal! Is it meat you're looking for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

*snigger*

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

This is dreadful
but I laughed.
(berk, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

jesus jeff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I might have to make that my new login name.
Brilliant. Thanks Swipe!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)