I have a feeling she'll be emo today
have a look at her 3am post last night.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I liked rogerthebatshitdullard's reply
fucking spastic.

I suspect that she changed persona because she couldn't continue hiding the fact that not only is she dull as fuck she's got a mean streak.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I think the fact that she killed a member of her own family
and threw a cat through a window indicated a pretty mean streak was present all along.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

not too mention punching out those three guys
at a sporting event.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

And monging up that soldier's hand
Oh, sorry, wrong pathological liar.
OR IS IT?!
No, they're different. Probably.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I pointed out
that 3 in the morning generally precludes answers. Only reason I was around is being up sick.

^Al's reply sums it up really
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Drunk sick
or ill sick, also, what the hell is Medieval Masculinities? Is that some young person name for spunk?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:30, Reply)

ill sick
Medieval Masculinities is the complementary study to the gender issues of medieval times. It focuses on masculine roles and the way they were imposed by society.

And fucking loads of medieval medicine. Weirdos
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

You're a veritable plague bearer at the moment aren't you.
I hope you didn't infect me with anything the other week.

Get well soon. Maybe you could try some leaches?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I infected you with the Black Death
luckily I'm only a carrier.

They didn't use leeches. Just a lot of nonsense about the four humours and why women are rubbish
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

So they were right about some things then

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

The doctor would drink your piss to diagnose wouldn't he?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

that's slightly later
than the time period I study, but yeah. Oddly enough it did work for a couple of illnesses like diabetes.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I reckon that was more luck than judgement.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I understand they lived before
all sorts of conveniences but they were still morons. How difficult is it when dissecting somebody to notice that the organs are fixed into place, and that it is quite difficult to be suffocated by a floating womb?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

personal choice i reckon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

For people like you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

you are correct
london is strewn with queues (specially for monty) of men just begging for that golden stream to bathe their tonsils
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Than Q very much.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

this
was very sharp, i applaud you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I'm not having any trouble picturing you
legs apart, leaning backwards, a semicircle of tramps kneeling in front of you, unleashing a torrent of steaming piss over there faces.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

shame you are having more trouble with your grammar old boy
the thought has steamed up your brain
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

It was a Larper's cock.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

You've got a larpers cock

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Your face has got a larper's cock

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Your mums got a larpers cock
and she wipes it on your face at night
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Your cock's got a Larper's face
It screams faux Medieval nonsense when you ejaculate.
"Verily I am sowing my seed twixt thy folds, m'lady!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

The fact she's still reading here is worrying.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

yeah mental people tend to not obsess about things like this.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

it makes me wonder how many other mental people read our every word

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

With my trousers off

( Captain V, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

and a baby on your lap

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

at least we've met him
he has real reason for his obsession.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

It's true
Many people become obsessed with me after they met me, just look at DiT.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

it's understandable
I've already prepared myself to become obsessed with you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

You do realise she is trying to work out were we all live
and then she's going to fly back to the UK with the corpse of her dead mother in a golf club bag, go round to each of our houses in turn, tie us up, torture us and then make us apologise to her mother and give her a kiss before finally killing us.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

this sounds like the plot of a screenplay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

It's my plan for the weekend
I'll see you about 10am on sunday.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

can we make it after lunch, I plan to be hungover.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

*is out of the loop* =/
I really should spend more time on b3ta. It's the only place "gossip" is actually interesting.
( Captain V, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Workboresme/rogerthestarfish/batshitmentalist
went properly Bert insane and invented a new meat puppet with a whole second life, including a fiance and a penis. And then got cross with Roota when she sussed her out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

The proper term
Is 'to have a Bertdown'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

An 'epic Bertdown' (c) TGB

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Such a good phrase

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Oh
I thought we were talking about Applebite. I read...

"I liked rogerthebatshitdullard's reply
fucking spastic.

I suspect that she changed persona because she couldn't continue hiding the fact that not only is she dull as fuck she's got a mean streak."

...as two independent sentences.
( Captain V, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:43, Reply)

We are
Applebite's a boring psycho.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

If applebite was batshitmentalist pretending to be a bloke
Who did I meet at the bash?! And who's vag is Al peeking at?!
( Captain V, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

It's not a vag
it's a gutted fish stuck in a fat mans crotch!

Run you fools, run!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

rogerthestarfish is batshitmentalist who is that weird fishing chick who got be banned.
she pretended to be a man and made up a engagement and trip to the uk like a mental.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

got be banned?
have you got a cold too?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)