that's because you have nothing interesting to say.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:04, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is true
But judging by your last status updates, neither do you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

whatevs, I'm hilarious.
Also, you 'liked' my last status, as did 12 other people so ha.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

TGB says "whatevs" a lot
Also, your face is hilarious.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

That sounds very much like
"Hello new girlfriend, I'm totally over the old girlfriend and everything but I'll just mention EVERY LITTLE THING YOU DO that reminds me of her. So you'll know how over her I am."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

HAHAHA!
That is hilarious and fucked up in so many ways.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

she does give good replies

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

athangyou

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

You appeared in my 'people you may know' list the other day
'Know' is really quite an ambiguous term in some cases.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

you can adds me if you want
as mentioned above, I'm hilarious.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I like Facebook to keep in touch with friends I haven't seen for ages.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

ie stalking exes and school friends?

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

yup
I like seeing their fail in picture form.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Exactly.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

pretty much no one has anything interesting to say

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

^ this is entirely correct

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

the worst thing about the internet is that it has made people think that someone cares about what they have to say

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

We are so alike in many ways.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

worrying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

We're both shagging your missus, for one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

post of the week

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

*ignores*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

If I ever got to make a state of the nation address, or similar
I would use it to remind people that just because democracy guarantees them a voice, it doesn't mean that I should have to fucking listen to it.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

new post of the week

( zulu eh?, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)