nor me
although i really should be doing. apparently over in west london my squatters have just turned up to court, poor trainee is shitting himself. oh well. much rather he gets beaten up by druggies than me.

meanwhile i have just obtained a cd from my friend with some really good pics from sat night. so good that i might actually break my own laws and upload a couple to facebook. BUT if i wanted to crop one so i could use it as a profile pic... (i) would that look like i am actually dating the other person in it (she's not my type) and (ii) how would one go about cropping part of a picture????

i have quite a lot of crashing space for out-of-town b3tans at london bashes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Upload it as a profile pic, it then lets you crop it through FB

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

hang on, walk me through it
how do i upload it as a profile pic, is that just a fb option?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Hover your cursor over your profile pic
Click on the 'Change Picture' text that now shows.
Follow the instructions.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

you are very good
thank you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

You're welcome

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

if you upload a pic normally
then choose it as your profile pic it offers an automatic cropping tool that you can adjust and resize
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

excellent thank you
and you don't think it'll make me look like i have become a lezzer if my profile pic is me and my friend evie??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

definitely not :)
big percentage of people's profile pics are just them with friends
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Depends what you're doing in this picture.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:40, Reply)

in the ones i am amenable to sharing with the public
nothing.

some of the slightly wilder ones got accidentally deleted over lunch, my finger just slipped.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Evie has her legs apart and is rubbing her clit
and swipey is inserting a massive double headed purple dildo into Evie's vadge whilst rimming her.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Sounds like my graduation photo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

From what, the School of Hard Knocks?
Gerroutofit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Too easy to leave
kn +c
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I really thought we were friends.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Yeah, Bum Chums

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

remember our adage,
about friends telling you the hard truths of life?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Hard truths, yes.
Not 'hard cocks'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

they go hand in hand
or hand fist in arse glove to use terminology you can understand
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I can't believe you're being like this,
after the special times we've shared together.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I could piss Lampito off
and reference De Amicitia here.

But instead I will apologise with tears in my eyes, and promise never to tell the truth
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

wtf
just because she is blonde and i am dark and we both have DD cup breasts, your mind comes up with this kind of sick filth?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

*pops off for a crywank*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

*hangs head*

*wipes off head*

*puts head back in pants*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:49, Reply)

you're going to be v disappointed
if i can cope with this technical bollocks and manage to upload it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Nope
Unless I'm a lezza.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

LEZ-BEEN!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Nope.
Totally straight.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Charmander!
*hearts*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Charmonster
lolololol you're creepy :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Totally fucking creepy
and you KNOWS it clart.

Also, way to ignore my FB chat this morning.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

*She is fitter than a butchers dog though.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

wait a minute
you are seriously perving over the photos of someone you have never met because they happen to be friends online with someone you met... online?

who would do that?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I've met her
thank you very much.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

it still does not excuse
marauding through her friends on facebook looking for quim.

shame on you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

In a pub
without having prior stalked her.

It's not like I message people on here about bikes and stuff, right?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

ssssssh!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Oh no no no no no no no
Himjim's met FHSP. Fo reals.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

oh
oh well. i can still call him a facebook stalking twat if i choose!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

What does FHSP stand for?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Flame Haired Sex Pot
And Lord is it accurate

*rubs thighs*

*howls at moon*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Fuck me, she's a slammin' hottie

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:16, Reply)

FB chat only works in Opera, I had Chrome running though for b3ta. Sozbbz.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Or you could open the picture in Paint
select the bit you want, copy it to a new paint window. Save as a new file. And then you only upload a small file.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

and "paint" would be???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

*puts head in hands and sighs*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

i am shit with computers!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)

am like to
with into
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Who doesn't?
*brownloads file*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

m o n t y . . .

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

'Brownloading'
I like your style!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Illegal brownloading, no less.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Back door access, I presume.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Using a 'mirror'.
It's all very 'Mark Oaten'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I'm totally imagining swipey squatting on her desk
in a pair of quite wonderful, but infeasibly high heels, tights round her ankles, miniskirt hitched up, black jacket buttoned around a straining bosom just desperate to escape from the clutches of the tight white shirt she has on, curling off a cleveland steamer onto her keyboard.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

O_O
My lunch is now a feature of my desk.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Well, that was both vile and wonderful at the same time

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

replace tight white shirt
with emerald green jumper and you're bang on the money, kid.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Green and brown
go so well together.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

her keyboard a granary bap
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

...serving up a 'bot dog'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Bot Log, surely
That she freezes then uses as a nightsoil dildo
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)