My link is better than your link.
It's not I Love Horses, honest.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:18, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your link is better than his link. A lot better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I wish there were a picture.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Best story EVAH!
I would love to have been that flatmate.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

MASSIVE LOL
I wouldn't have been able to do that without snickering the whole way through about how hilarious I was
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

typical response of someone who isn't funny

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

bit harsh

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

not as harsh as eating a penguin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

But they're all chocolately

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:30, Reply)

wrong sort of penguin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Are you some sort of penguin rescuer?
What is your problem with eating a penguin?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

penguins are brilliant
I have no quarrels with anyone eating any other animals, I'd happily eat them myself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

And delicious.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

So are cows.
I still eat the cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

cows aren't brilliant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I bet proper penguins
would taste horrible. All fishy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I think you are right. Puffins do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I wouldn't fancy eating fishy meat
thus I wouldn't eat it. I don't mind letting the little fuckers die though. I put up with so much teasing because of them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

because of PUFFINS?
why??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Penguins
one thing I've always found is I have trouble pronouncing some words right. Mostly because I first saw them written down. So penguin was pronounced by me as peng-weng. I still do it unless I think about it, but I was teased about it quite a lot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

You're my friend and you're lovely
so I'm trying really really hard not to laugh
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You can laugh :)
it's pretty ridiculous. There's a few others as well.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

poor beast!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I don't really remember what it tasted like
because I was about 5
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Four Stomachs
and they make yummy milk.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

They fucking are.
They're made of BEEF for Christ's sake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

obviously there is that aspect of them
cows are brilliant because they taste good so it is only right to eat them.

penguins are brilliant for a host of other reasons. so it is not right to eat them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

eat fist
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

oh you're still mad about that?
fair dos.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm also not impressed with your dismissal of science
one of the few things that I have in common with Chompy is that I find it very interesting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I find the results interesting
but frequently not the mechanics behind them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

yes this!
I like that stuff does stuff, but the intricate details kind of take away from the exciting magic of science.

I know magic science is an oxymoron but I don't care.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I do find science interesting
but Chompy sucks the fun out of it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

is that unique to science though?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

oh no, it's shit and dull and I hate him applies to all subjects.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

a statement almost scientific in its simplicity and accuracy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

science men
fun semen
it them every night of the week, in the MK station khazis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

7/10
convoluted, but probably worth it
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Brilliant.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

"I don't think it's the tattoo you were after"
I think I'd say "holy fucker"
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

"Hot damn."

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

+make me scream like summer jam

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Does jam scream?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

it's a hip hop festival

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

of course it does, have you not seen the temperatures you have to get fruit up to to make jam?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I was ex pectin a better explanation than that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Pffft!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Are you trying to preserve a straight face?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

very good indeed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:53, Reply)

sly!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Fucking hell.
*kills self*

;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

they can get worse
but I prefer to conserve them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You're on a roll.


GET IT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

let's not spread this joke too thin

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:05, Reply)

jam a sock in it, both of you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

calm down honey

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 16:12, Reply)

it would be mean to lol, but
LOL!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I read about this from a different site
That said that the tattooist was working from his own house...
"You get the tattoo you deserve"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)