Evening all.
I bet I know what berk would rather be doing this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:35, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah, watching Scott Pilgrim.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

In the arms of 'hot-bloke'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I knew that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

There'll be none of that
until I have resolved the situation with the boyf.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

That's my girl.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Are you hot-bloke Noel?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I wish!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Haha, oh yes?
well, a number of people said you were both cute and lovely (myself among them) so it's not like you couldn;t get any if you tried!
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

^This
He's a fussy bugger like the rest of us.
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

pretty much true
we all have our levels
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

I wouldn't define "within twenty miles of here" as massively fussy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

i tried jumping him the other week

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

How nice of you to say so.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

yo jeff

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Yo, Badge!
Nice one on getting the packing done.

You shifted your motor yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

no but i have a guy my mum knows who runs a garage coming to look at it next week

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Oooh. Trade.
Never good. He'll want your car for three-pounds fifty!

What are they going for on ebay?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

meh he knows the minimum ill let it go for

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

That's even worse.
As he won't offer anymore than that!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

obviously the price i told him was above the actual minimum

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

*Taps nose*
Wise move. Wise move.

You are the Arthur Daley on OT and you probably owe me another fiver or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Evening : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

'Ello Sweetheart.
How has your day been? Have a nice walk this morning? How was the Halloween party?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Walk was lovely.
I took my nephew and we used his catapualt to shoot stones in the resevoir.

I haven't been to the party. I needed a nap after you got me drunk last night.
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

After I got you drunk?
You managed that all by yourself!

What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Not drinking.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Really?
I got myself 12 bottles of Gem earlier, I'm going to drink them this evening.

I might go to the chippy too. But what to have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Bath Ales?
Love that stuff. That Reminds me, Waitrose are doing 3 for £2 on British Ales, which is like half price. Must get some more.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Morrisons often have good deals on ale.
I do like my Bath ales, thankfully, they are quite common place round these parts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)

You're a bit closer to Bath for a start

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Well, yes, there is that!
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Chips?
I would drink but I have to watch my weight and I want to go to the gym tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

But what to have with me chips Blousie. That's the problem.
Why not go to the gym a bit later than you'd planned and have some more wine?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Because alcohol has calories and I'm being nice to my liver.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Well aren't you good!
Not me, I'm going to get ON IT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

You're feeling better then?

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Still really snotty
And I can't stop coughing, but I feel a lot better thanks!

The hot-toddys last night helped.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Lockets help me stop coughing
they might work for you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:01, Reply)

You're fucking menthol!
You back in the land of the eating now Amberl?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I am
I gorged myself yesterday- had a baguette, diet coke, two packets of crisps and half a raspberry flapjack in the space of about half an hour and was promptly sick.

I am going to go shopping tomorrow and get the basics you recommended. Tonight is pizza though as compensation for being too fat and lazy to get off my arse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I'll gaz you later with a shopping list.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Cheers
What've you been up to then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

I've been posting on here whinging about how bad my cold is.
So I've been the life and soul.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

You need looking after.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Is that an offer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Well it might be difficult when you're at the other end of the country.
I could send a care parcel.
( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

You could mark the box
'Handle for care' and have everyone at the post-office think you're a bit silly.

But we'd know different!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

What would you like in the box?

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I think you should post yourself
gift wrapped.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Especially if the box is actually a giant cake!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

sniggers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

What?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

box = vagina joke

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

I despair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Alcohol will be fine.
Just send me a load of booze.

Cheers Blousie!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

You don't need more alcohol lad.

( girlinthehole, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Owww please.
*Stomps feet a bit*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

I had chicken and mushroom pie and chips inna tray last night
and microwaved some beans when I got them home. It's my standard on the rare occasions I succumb to the call of the chip.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I really fancy going to the chippy this evening.
I don't much fancy a pie (although a Clarks pie with chips and gravy might do the trick).... What to have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Well, if not a pie then it's a sausage, a battered sausage, a saveloy or kebab meat
fish is for vegetarians.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I've decided.
It'll either be a Clarks pie with chips and gravy, or cod and chips.

I might get a small battered sausage for the walk back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Ooh I like your style
I sometimes have a saveloy and two scallops and arrange them rudely on the plate.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Hitler, has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall,
His mother the dirty bugger,
chopped it off when he was small.

She threw it into a conker tree
It missed and went into the sea
The fishes got out their dishes,
And had scallops and bollocks for tea.

(But only because you mentioned the arrangement of scallops and saveloys!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)

the other sort of scallops though
fried battered discs of mashed potato.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Don't complain.
I've just given you a childhood ditty that'll stay in your head all night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Bastard.
I shall watch some music videos later, and tomorrow I'll be all "what ditty?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

No problem.
I'll leave it a few days then gaz it to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Shush, you
you're a troublemaker. I'm downloading Scott Pilgrim and eating a sandwich and I am content with that.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

For now, maybe.
Was there a response in the end to your last text from last night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Yes, he texted me today a couple of times

(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Owww. Bless.
Flirty texts was it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

...maybe
he also said he'd be busy so haven't heard from him for a while. But this is fine.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Nice.
Sounds like it is all going swimmingly.

What sandwich did you have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Jarlsberg and salami
mmmm. I also have half of my chocolatey goo left from the other night, and half a joint from yesterday. Winner.
(berk, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

That's like a student bubble and squeak!
Brilliant!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Ooh, our computers might be sharing bytes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Evening Jeff
I see your lot spoiled the Tony Mowbray homecoming.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm over the moon. We're off the bottom of the table.

It's just a shame that Hull got a point, we could have got out of the bottom 3 if they'd have lost by 2.

Home to '4th from bottom' Preston on Saturday too!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

It's the beginning of the beginning of your meteoric rise up the table
(Except of course meteors come down)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Yeah.
We won't challenge for the top 6 this season that's for sure, but if we can stay up I'll be happy.

You've got Blackpool this weekend haven't you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Monday Night Live on Sky
both games were 3-2 last season, I'm expecting it to be good.

I shall go down t'pub and watch it I reckon, it's a Bluenose pub but they're not bastards about it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

The Zulus will be out in force!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

I'm not the only Baggie around these parts
I shall "pack heat".*

*eat some redhot monster munch
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Tell you what I've not see in ages.
Sahara Nuts.

They used to be in pubs everywhere, I can't recall the last time I saw them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Not a nut fan
people with nut allergies could DIE if I breathed on them.

I just can't handle that kind of responsibility.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Step up to the nutty plate my friend.
Nuts are GOOD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)