fuck hip hop
youtu.be/IeCWuN0dc5w
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Queer boy has queer boy taste in music.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

I would put my entire life savings on you owning a cold play cd. Or even worse David Gray.
You're the type.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I have previously admitted to knowing Chris Martin IRL so yes I have Coldplay CD's - his wife gave them to me.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I didn't know that
and now you are a double cunt for having had access to him and not slitting his nancy boy throat. And you should have kicked that yank in the cunt as well.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Yikes
no more sugary snacks for you.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I'm not going to click on it
As it'll be the Pet-shop boys covering Jimmy Sommerville and remixed by Erasure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

with a Marc Almond guest appearance.
Liberace on the keys, the Tom Robinson Band laying down the 'bottom end'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

and Larry Grayson "conducting"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

"conducting" playing a bebop solo on the spunk trumpet

/ac
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Oooh!
Shut that door!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I thought he meant the tune by RJD2.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

My hip hop knowledge consists of Mos Def and the Wu Tang Clan. Nothing else.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Mos Def and the Wu Tang Clan
Are both great. Black on Both Sides is one of the greatest hip hop records of its era.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

The Mighty Mos
never topped this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjfYXyAlrk8
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Mos Def is fucking great.
Do you also agree re. Silver Bullet's 20 Seconds to Comply?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

One of the biggest regrets of my life
is failing to secure a copy of the demos for his LP. It would have been one of the best albums ever, but was delayed by red tape for two years, given a fucking terrible production job and was basically a disaster. The demo was incredible and my pal has lost his 'stolen from the studio' tape.

*cries real tears*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

you can't cry real tears!
more chance of getting of a lamb dinner at bernard matthews' house.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

If you'd heard
what should have been Silver Bullet's LP, you'd understand.

OK, imagine that 'Crazy Crazy Nights' by Kiss (your favourite song) had featured a trombone solo...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Kiss are shit you nonce.
Silver bullet? pretty sure that's a sex toy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

You have a Kiss duvet.
A troublingly stained Kiss duvet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Kiss are as shit as Guns n' Roses.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

meh
i would have crawled across 10 miles of broken glass to suck axl rose off back when he was hot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

LIES ON THE INTERNET.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Actually you are right.
The Cheeky Girls aren't as shit as Guns n' Roses.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Music snobbery is completely pointless. You must understand this, you aren't a stupid man.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I understand that Guns n' Roses were shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Your mum

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Music snobbery is one of life's greatest pleasures.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

I don't see the point myself but hey ho.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Silver Bullet?
He later did stuff around '97 as Silva Bullet IIRC.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

One of my brother's friends
taught him at school. He threw a chair at a teacher and was expelled.

His name is, I think, Richard Brown.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Did the teacher give him
20 seconds to comply?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

When he wouldn't behave
the teacher requested that they bring forth the guillotine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

One of the most hilarious shows I ever witnessed was ODB in Ilford.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

What a character.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Thanks.
What are your views on ODB though?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

this joke never gets old for my dad/brother
eg we might see a woman walking a dog. and one of them will say a predictable variation of, "god look at that big hairy bastard. AND the dog."

it's an exact science, as consistent as gravity.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

What are you doing down here Swipe?
This is some serious hip hop business down here. You can only join in if you can rap along to NWA's Express Yourself.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

That one's more Crackhouse's area, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

i don't think i understand more than two words in every ten

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Then GTFO.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

don't be mean
or i will just post something here about the new killer heels and red satin balcony bra i bought at the weekend, just to ruin your learned chat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

You can stay.
Just as long as you publicly announce that Run DMC were shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

WTF!

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I've never even heard of that band.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

You're only young.
Plenty of time to get an opinion on bands you've never heard of.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

you see it's like that...
... and that's the way it is
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

: D

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I'm sure this is a clever lyric reference.
unfortunately I have Time Warp in my head and cannot hear anything else.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

it really wasn't that clever a reference
trust me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

*trusts*

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Run DMC were wack.
Everybody knows this.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Everybody?
You mean you and your mum.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

They went shit
but started out excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Oddly
I watched a docu on Run DMC this morning on the Biography channel.

It was either that, or scrapheap challenge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Eh?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld0ErLw83hw
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Wack.
Ultramagnetic MCs, now they were illin'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

'A Chorus Line' and 'Funky'
are two of the best records ever. As is 'Give the Drummer Some'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

You can stay.
Just as long as you publicly announce that Run DMC were shit post pictures of the bra
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

And that's the way it is.

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

HUUUUHHHH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

it'll be on the ann summers website
somewhere....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

I never thought I'd see the day when the Swipe joins in a hip hop discussion.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

to be fair
i am dragging it down to the level of bras.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Is that really 'dragging it down'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

well no
it's more pushing it up into two warm creamy swells just above the neckline of my jumper.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

*dies*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

*swells*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

oh no don't do that!
this place would be a sadder and lonelier place without you.

dozer - that was actually v quick and witty, what happened?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

I am an erudite and suave man.
What else would you expect?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)

you to move over to the left hand side of the screen like a normal human being

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Is that because all rappy-hip-hoppers are MASSIVE tits?
(We really need Amberl for any hip-hop conversation)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Amberl is welcome in hip hop convos.
I'll let Monty loose on her.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Always a good level.

( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Yay!
I thought you'd be sound asleep by now Blousie!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Was it you that said that hip hop just 'borrows' other people's music?
Have a watch of this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPutHJ4qCss
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

It was me
I think I also described one of the bands that was recommended as a 'black take that' - So my view isn't a valid one.

So the bloke in that video with the record player, did he record both of those records, or is he just nicking sounds from them both?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

'Nicking sounds'?
Do you understand the skill involved in what he's doing?
And it's no more 'nicking sounds' than a guitarist playing a G chord is nicking a sound.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Dozer.
We've been through this before, and I thought we'd agreed to differ!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Oh Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

But it's SO easy Monts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Jeff, check the second half of this then. It should cure your 'nicking sounds' misapprehension.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqvWrK_jf3w
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

This almost made me pack up my styluses for good:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbQiQEEVY1A
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

sound asleep friggin yourself off to oblivion
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

My hip hop knowledge consists of Mos Def
My hip hop knowledge consists of Mos+s Def Bros FM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

My hip hop knowledge consists of Mos+s Def Bros FM
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Was he like vanilla ice?

( zulu eh?, Sun 31 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)