I'd be inclined to say anyone on benefits
Should be denied.
As harsh as that sounds.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:28, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Including those who earn the carers one, for looking after their family?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Will the family be around after the pandemic?
No, if they need caring for, they'll probably be more susceptible.
It depends if these people had any useful skills when they weren't caring for their families.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

haha I wrote this above but I put that we were sort of joking

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

you also wanted non fit people excluded

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Did I?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I think that was just a criteria though
i.e. intelligent *or* fit rather than necessarily both. And not on benefits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Yes. You made this exceptionally clear.
Something about repopulating the earth.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I'm only going to help repopulate if at least one of four certain people survive.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Am I one of the four?
As much as we'd make a great couple, we'd be missing a vital ingredient for earth repopulation.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

yeah baby
ME
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

there is no-one on this planet
who I'd repopulate with
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I had a dream I was pregnant last night.
It was fucking horrible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)

pregnant people scare me a bit
and they freak me out when they ask me to touch it. I can't think of a polite way of telling them I'll be sick all over them.

Bottomline: I'm never having children
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

It's not the belly
although that freaks me out too - it's when the baby kicks that really grosses me out. The first time I ever touched my sisters pregnant belly and got booted I jumped a good six inches and nearly shat myself.
Perhaps I just watched 'Alien' at too young an age.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Damn, we're going to have to work out how to make parthenogenesis work
And fast.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

'Parthenogenesis'
Is what I call my penis.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I'm still happy with 'Spam Javelin'
Your penis helps women reproduce asexually? They see it and ran screaming for another alternative?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

You missed a trick
"Your penis helps women reproduce asexually? They see it and ran screaming for another alternative?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

No I didn't
*looks shifty*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Well, I'm fucked.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post948222
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Ah, maybe not too bad then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'm fine with that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Hey.
To create a master race you have to break a few eggs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

ha ha ha,
I like you ab, but you say some really retarded things sometimes.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I know, it's one of my best features.
If this comes to pass, I might actually be the one with the vaccine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)

you won't have anything to do with it's distribution though,
that's up to people like me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Either way, I'll get it.
Lab staff and that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Maybe not if you don't keep your socialogical solutions to yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I'm perfect criteria for a mad scientist.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)

You've got the look as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Yeah, in a few years time I'll look like my profile picture constantly

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Yeah, but what a way to look!

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

A fucking awesome way to look, that's what.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'm sure they will find that hilarious at the dole office

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

officelol

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)

shit.
You look nice today.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Do you mean a blanket denial for all types of benefits or just the daft twats who refuse to work and claim jobseekers etc?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Second one

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I agree then.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I think I preferred this as a blanket statement.
If we are starting again the infirm/inept must go.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

My mother in law is on benefits
as she has a bone disease and her spine is crumbling leaving her with a non life threatening but immensely painful condition. I hope the scrounging cow is last on the list to get the vaccine.
( Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

She would struggle in the post apocalyptic style world, then
as there'd probably be nobody around to help her out or make sure she takes her pain meds. I don't think people were referring to IB or carer's allowance, etc...
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Spanish flu killing tens of thousands
is hardly the apocalypse.
( Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I just upped the stakes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Worst case for a pan flu
is about 45,000 a week infected for 3 months.
35% of those die.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)

^That's just England

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

That's only 189,000 people approximately, which is a small percentage of the population

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Yeah it's not END TIMES
people wash their hands now and stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)

yeah they do.
*whistles*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

It's my game.
If I want it to be END TIMES, it's damn well going to be END TIMES
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Meh, she said pandemic
I chose to interpret that in a 'The Stand' style way.
(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Do you mean "The Stand" or Roxy Musics 1973 hit?
Edit - Ha! I saw you Cave Duck you thread deleting coward :D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)

typo - balls

(berk, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

No worries, i'm just being a dick

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Ahem. I'm pretty sure that Do The Strand wasn't a hit when it was released as a single. Which it definitely was.
I don't what you thought you heard me say, Colonel.
(Cave Duck, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

No worries, i'm just being a dick
again
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)