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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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tell me what you like to put on your cheesy pizza? i like them naked

(bensons, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:06, 108 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
anchovies, olives, capers, prosciutto, artichoke hearts
and a runny egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:09, Reply)
bit fancy, they must stink

(bensons, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
only if you use the really salty anchovies from a tin
use deli counter style ones and they are lush
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)
i have no idea at what age they stink of fish reallly
but they seem hairy?
(bensons, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:17, Reply)
nor me
the little bones look like hairs. They are harmless though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
breaking bones

(bensons, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)
Nice choices except for the artichoke.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)
runny egg
what?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Italians do that
Fascists
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I'm so uncultured

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
What a lovely picture
I feel like I'm 3 again
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Chilli and chorizo, yum

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Sundried tomato and mozzeralla with dried chillies.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)

A man
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)
Evening TGB
Is your new life treating you well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)
yup need to to to asda later*
*probably tomorrow at this rate of wine
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:31, Reply)
What wine?

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
erm...red?
I got given this one I cant recall what it is. Next time I get up ill let you know!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Well mind you don't miss The Apprentice
If you are thinking of going to the supermarket anytime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
its getting recorded by the magic sky box
But ill probably go after
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:36, Reply)
I can't believe people can still bear to watch that shit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
shut your beardy face

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:39, Reply)
they are all cunts.
alan sugar is an annoying tosser.

everything they do is lame and they are shit at it.

if I wanted to see that I'd go to your house
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:42, Reply)
oh you being here reminds me
I was well smug the other day bought a bed 300 quid down to 75 woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
that's quite the bargain
good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)
BARGAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Did you say to the bed sales-man...
'I'm not sure what to do?'

And did he says, 'I don't want to pressure you into making a decision'

To which you replied, 'I'll make a decision tomorrow, I want to SLEEP ON IT'?

Tell me you did.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
i ordered it online

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)
I get just as angry as a next man.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:41, Reply)
A man who shops at Next?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:43, Reply)
hahahahaha
Yes.

*Puts on the Specials*

'I'm the man in grey, I'm just the man at C&A'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I love the specials. Been listening to them today.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
I love Ska.
I grew up listening to it.

I also went to Poly at Coventry where a lot of the Ska bands came from.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)
I went to see 'em three times last year.
They were good.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
the trouble with ska
at least round these parts, is that almost every amateur band is ska or folk.

ska done very well is good. anything less than a big band doing it very well is fucking terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Quite agree.
Oddly, one of the best/worst ska experiences I had was seeing The Ordinary Boys at some middle-of-the-road music festival.

I have to say, their brass section was one of the best I've seen. It's just a shame about the songs and the singer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)
I must have a look to see where/ if they are touring this year. Never seen them.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)
Do it.
They're good, and Terry Hall seems to have learnt to sing in the last 30 years.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)
I have also been listening to some Judge Dread. Brilliant.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Please thank Sexface on my behalf for the scat - it was great to see a picture of my sister again - we lost touch years ago.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:26, Reply)
hes wearing a flowery dressing gown atm

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:30, Reply)
Please get a photo of this.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)
you'll never make it out alive

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
i missed it, thank fuck.

(Kip, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Dead animals and spicy stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:25, Reply)
any shellfish.
With Sea urchin roe as a side. Yum
(Kip, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Nooooo
Not filter feeders
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)
well, some shell fish are yes, but not all of them
And anyway, they all taste great anyway. Look at what dogs eat and they taste pretty good!
(Kip, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Fuck off Bert.
Sorry for the delay. Forgot to post this.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:34, Reply)
Wonder what his sister thinks of him...

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Well she knows him more intimately than 99.99999999999999999999% of the population so whatever opinion it is it will be based on a fair amount of accuracy I reckon.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:38, Reply)
sausage, pepperoni, pineapple, black olives, mushrooms

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I don't get pineapple on a pizza.
I've tried it, but I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)
I forgot to say banana peppers
but this thread has made me want pizza so I ordered one with banana peppers
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
I like my pizza smothered in meatpuppets.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:45, Reply)
cr3 ate all mine

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Tasty, tasty meatpuppets.
Shoulda used different passwords innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
I miss the meatpuppets.
Some of them were amusing. Though I guess back in my b3tinfancy I couldn't tell who was meatpuppet or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Meat feast

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)
in both senses ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Did you cook something tasty and healthy this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)
no
I am tired. I will either get noodles from noodle nation, or do some soup in a bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Too tired to put the kettle on and do some super noodles?
Come on, get a grip.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)
almost that tired believe it or not
my sleeping pattern is messing right up currently
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
I like pepperoni and italian sausage for my meats
and as many of peppers, mushrooms, onions and chilis as are available.

The more vegetables it has, the better for you it is so I can eat LOTS.

People who put sweetcorn or pineapple on a pizza should be euthanised.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)
if I'm ordering for myself I get a load of veggies
no one else eats it like I do so I just share
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
It's rare I find a place with a set menu pizza how I like it
Once you get past peppers and mushrooms or mushrooms and onions, some switch is flipped and they feel compelled to also add sweetcorn or pineapple or both. Fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)
I've never seen sweetcorn on a menu
but I quite like pineapple on pizza
I rarely get an all veggie because I share with others and others don't like them
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
How can people NOT like veggie pizzas?
It is impposible to offend people with a veggie pizza surely?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
FUCKING SWEETCORN JEFF
IT HAS NO PLACE ON A PIZZA.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
It has more right than Pineapple.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)
I'll give you that
it is at least a savoury ingredient, as opposed to pineapple.

In fact, I always have egg with my gammon now, rather than pineapple. The pizza ruined it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Saying that though Lighty.
Any buffet that doesn't have cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks is SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Ah, but it's not served hot, is it?
I think that's the key.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)
I have a good relationship with my local pizza place
since the guy who runs it saw me naked goes to the same gym as me.

I should just ask them for the toppings I want and see what they say.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)
if I pretend to have slept with becky
Will you out yourself again, hilariously?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

becky your sister
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Becky would never stoop so low.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:57, Reply)
are you seriously saying that chompy is worse than bert?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:58, Reply)

No, just forum banter innit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 20:59, Reply)
a line needs to be drawn somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
once you go twat, you never go back

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:00, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
that would never rhyme here

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)
How would it sound Stateside?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
"would you like to supersize that?"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Puppets these days are SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
I dunno
I thought I was quite convincing...

SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:01, Reply)
CAUGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
cookie update
still warm, with chunks of chocolate oozing out. they were fucking delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
now Jim Henson is dead :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:02, Reply)
Remember the tribute show the Muppets made for their friend Jim?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Hello kiddo.
How was the gig?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)
It was really good thanks
met my brother afterwards as well. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Had you met him ever before?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Haven't seen him in a couple of months
different universities. Just a hi and bye but nice to see that he was well since he never answers his phone
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)
ah so not a separated at birth thing. I was looking for drama. Will have to look elsewhere now.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:12, Reply)
only on b3ta
would you have to clarify that you weren't seperated at birth from your family relation and thus didn't fuck them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:13, Reply)
That's why I like it here.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Not too bad, lying in bed with pillows, considering watching a film or some TV or something
WHAT AN EXCITING LIFE I LEAD. Might be going home next weekend though, I'll get a haircut out of it or something :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)
nice one
what are you going to get done to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Possibly redyed. Not too sure, I almost want to see if it's turned dark brown of its own accord.
A restyle and shape. Might go for a side fringe rather than my usual straight one, it does grow out rather quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)
sounds good
what film/tv are you contemplating?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Not too sure.
Might catch up on Misfits, I enjoyed that the first time round. Don't think new House is out, but can't remember if today or tomorrow is new Glee day.

I'm listening to Professor Green at the moment and reading old threads. As in very old threads. For the lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:22, Reply)
I like my pizza with disappointment at the accompanying mayo and tomato sauce and an impending sense of having been ripped off.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

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