if you did that
I would pour cereal on you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Be careful. People could die if you do that.
You'd be a cereal killer then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

*hits new low*

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

It could be worse. Vipros is could have suggested he'd throw museli over Kitty
And I could have told the story about my friend who drowned int a bowl of museli.

He got pulled in by a strong currant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

hahaha STOPPIT

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)

AND TIDYUP

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I liked the bees best

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

they were good
but I liked the big bad I said no!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I had a poster of them on my front door for ages, but I left it behind when I moved, sadface
The plantpot thing was weird.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

you're weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

your face is weird
your mum's weird yourmum'sfaceisWEIRD
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

FUCK YOU

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkaLJ0SlQ2I
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)

*highfives*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Or the lad who got ill after eating too much curry.
He fell into a Korma.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

*sigh*
you suck.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Afternoon berk
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Meh
very tired and grumpy. How's the flu?
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

A touch better than yesterday
But I'm still some way off being healthy.

Why are you tired and grumpy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Grumpy because I am tired
and tired because I slept like crap last night. My washing machine was making an alarming noise at about 3am and I couldn't get back to sleep afterwards, then woke again at about 6:30.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Poor berk.
Why did you having your washing machine on at 3 in the morning?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I have that stupid economy 7
so it's much cheaper to run it overnight. It never normally wakes me, but it was making a serious racket.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

What were you washing?
Tin cans and bricks?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Yes, because of course
I really NEED clean tin cans and bricks in my life.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

brick in washing machine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwYW_RGWSmM

or, better link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lIR2NKY98c&feature=related
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Now you're being silly.
Silly berk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

That's only slightly less bad
and only because I haven't heard that one before.
(berk, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I went to a fancy dress party, dressed as sulphuric acid.
Someone threw a drink over me.

I didn't know how to react.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)

A plane full of spittle crashed into the sea
There were no salivas.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)

My favourite Tommy Cooper joke:
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother HoChaChu. But I think it's Colin
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

a chinaman walks into a bar with an amazing parrot on his shoulder
the barman goes "wow, where did you get that?" and the parrot says "china. there's a billion of them"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

hahahaha
also to Battered's as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Basic chinese
That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)

that's the only slightly funny joke my dad knows

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)

My favourite curry is a Chicken Tarka
It's like a Tikka, but a little 'otter.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)

kinky

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)

depends on the cereal

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Cornflakes would be a classic
Coco Pops for the lolracism or trainee coprophage.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)