To answer both questions, the girl who invited me out this evening hasn't text me back.
So it looks like I'm sitting watching Scrubs all night.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

this sounds rubbish
why not call her right now and demand an explanation?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Because I never call or text someone if I called or text them last.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:35, Reply)

i know this one
I get really self conscious about phoning people unless they've contacted me first.

This goes tripley so with people on dating sites.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I very, very rarely double text/ring someone.
Don't mind with mates as half the time I'm trying to wind them up whilst doing so, but never with the opposite sex. It makes it painfully obvious you like them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Yes and that would be completely the wrong message to send.
*facepalms*
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

you know you'd worry about the same thing
anyway, I need someone to convince me to contact a guy on a dating site. I reckon I could (and should) totally do it. Although I need to appear less like an axe murderer. Also, I will require more booze than I currently have
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I've never been in that position.
Put away the axe. That might help.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I only have a 6ft pole arm
a dagger and a sword. People always just assume I have an axe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Contact him right now!
That's an order. Alternatively go out drink six cocktails then contact him whether you want to or not.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:05, Reply)

my problem is I have no booxe
I think this would help.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)

No booxe eh?
They do come in handy alright.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)

right out
well except fancy stuff it seems a shame to drink on my own
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Bollards.
Fancy booxe is all about the solo lash. My XO cognac is not for sharing. Not at £85 a bottle. Fuck 'em.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

i have a posh whisky
some spiced rum liquour and some port. It's just too posh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Have you any nice cheese?
If you have, it's positively barbaric not to have a little of both.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

no
just crappy cheddar. I'm really not refined enough to drink any of it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

have some port
unless it's over £30 a bottle
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

unless especially
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:34, Reply)

not for just alcoholic courage
if it's over £30 wait for some nice cheese and a good night in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I enjoy reading booxe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)

x and z are interchangable
as they are both the letters of sci fi words
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)

*awaits the fucking 'zombies'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

1. I have never fucked a zombie
2. zombies are not sci fi
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)

You haven't lived!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

1. Don't lie, and
2. They may not be, but they certainly are lolnommy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

OK, so I met my idiot ex husband
while I was dressed as one, but I NEVER shagged one.

*adds to list of things to do*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

You obviously weren't committed to the role of zombie
as they usually go for braaaains.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:31, Reply)

nice one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Don't do it.
Dating sites are for weirdos like Bert*. The chap must have some kind of deficiency if he's resorting to computer-land to get da layteez.

*no offence, digi-daters
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)

but so am I
it's for the deficient to find the equally deficient. I wouldn't want to go out with someone who was a better human being than me, I like it here on my moral high ground
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I was thinking about joining a dating site
but doesn't really seem to be my cup of tea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

I know you well enough
to tell you that you are right. You have no need of such nonsense. All you need is patience, young Jedi.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I've been patient too long
*turns to the darkside*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Those 'coloured gentlemen' are nothing but trouble.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Oh no
I was just going evil and destroying the city.

Sexual frustration doncha know?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:36, Reply)

Leave the nice architecture alone please.
Oxford has, I understand, some 'housing estates'. Feel free to destroy them as you see fit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I'm on the case
and I'll burn down St Peter's while I'm there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Doing it in person is fine.
Texting/ringing repeatedly gives the other person all the power.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:56, Reply)

now has she called?
If she hasn't, she's totally a bitch. If she has, have a lovely time, she seems nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Or she's just not a 'fag-hag'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

send her this
www.boingboing.net/2010/11/04/william-shatner-sing.html
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Stop wasting time on her
She's an auld-fashioned customer alright
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Evening pal
How's tricks?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Sounds quite rude

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)