i am glad that nhs give better medical advice online/over the phone than he does!
i've never called them before, but they were amazing last night. vomiting up blood for several hours is the most terrifying thing that has ever ever happened to me, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i think purple snakebite vomit is the closest ive got to that
Nothing serious I hope
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

it was pretty horrifying!
i started feeling rotten at work, and by the time i got home i thought i was dying, just throwing up every 20 mins. i think i must have been sick so violently that i ruptured something on the inside of my throat, but then i googled it and it said "you can choke, go directly to A&E, do not pass go, do not collect #200". i was so dizzy and faint and ill that the mere thought was terrifying, so i started to head off there, but then decided that was stupid, and rang NHS instead, and they were great. feel like shit today, but a million times better than yesterday, so it can't be anything too serious.

purple snakebite?? that is making me heave all over again...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

The annoying thing is that you are going to feel shit all over the weekend
but be fine on Monday. You won't have the being poorly benefit of being off work.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

i know, how unfair is that
although i have GOT to go into work tomorrow, far too much to do, so basically i am just missing my friend's wedding to be bored shitless on the sofa. i am not good at doing nothing/being ill!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Thing is swipey
if this is teh first time you've been so hungover that you've vomited blood, then quite honestly, you've just not been trying hard enough.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)

i was not hungover!!!!!!!!
cheeky southern-geordie.

i blame the EAT garden vegetable soup.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Rubbish, you were whining about how hungover you were all day yesterday
You can't get that badly poisoned from vegetable soup. You're just a lightweight. Accept it and move on.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)

i do not whine!!!
do i, reeeeeally al, really? go on, admit it, you know it's not true
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I can't really comment on the whining since you've never bothered to actually meet me.
*cries a little bit*
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

i will set up a nice dinner at the cheese place
fairly soon and then organise a proper bash next year. will that do?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Yes, this is acceptable

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

good
then you will wish i had stayed a mystery!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

You shouldn't have asked for extra fish-hooks
the ground glass made it plenty spicy enough.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

you're making my throat hurt again!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

That'll be the thorium
for that healthy glow!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

yuck
although glow, i wish, i am a peculiarly sexy shade of dishcloth grey/green today.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Did you try to felate a knife?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

i am going to read that as flippancy to mask your deep care and concern for my wellbeing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I just assumed you were on the Elizabeth Bathory Diet

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

google tells me that no, no i'm not
and also - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I guess we can prospone the blowjob competition, I'm sure Nancy From Hollyoaks won't mind, and Cat Deely can just deal with it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

that's very very understanding of you, thank you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Personally I would be happy for Nancy from Hollyoaks and Cat Deeley to get a bit of practice in before hand.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

maybe you would be
but it's gonz's competition, so he gets to choose!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)