Edmund's back
Roota's detective work hasn't scared him off yet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:02, 193 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Melchett?
Or another one?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Melchett.
He's posting on the main QOTW board.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Yeh', OK then, whatver.
I'm gonna turn this into a generic thread.

I just bought a fabulous new winter coat, all nice and warm and has furry bits around the neck and OH GOSH, lovely.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I have some lovely coffee cake
and a cup of tea. Some things about autumn are awesome
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I just had a lovely sandwich
ham and cheese and salad on tiger bread, and a dinky extra sandwich on the small slices at the end of salami and cheese. Time for a cup of tea, methinks.

ROCK AND ROLL!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I've just found my cheque book, old ipod, a trainer and three different ties.
Oh and £6.12 in change whilst cleaning out my old car. New one arrives tomorrow.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I found about a fiver in coins the last time I had a root around my car
both down the back of, and under, the drivers seat. Bloody trouser pockets.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I finished my marking!
11 out of about 36 passed.

EDIT: and one of them writes like Gonz the whole way through. And she wrote a lot. My brain hurts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I hope it isn't fake fur around the neck.
They torture fake rabbits to death to make that, you shit.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I didn't even ask to check, I think the main material is swade though.
I was going to a helloween party and my friend told me to be a popular music group from the 80s. I said "No way", and he said "Yes, do it", I tried to say no, dispite all his inicisitant. Eventually I was swade.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I thought I was beginning to decode your posts, but now I'm stumped again.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Gonz and Homonyms is no place for an amateur

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

90s, Gonz, 90s.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

What's a decade between friends.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

3652 days or so.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I have a dreaming cat on my lap.
She's laying on my lap with her butt on my right leg, her back legs between my legs and her front paws on my left hip, while her head is turned almost backward as it rests against my belly. Her dream is making her twitch so that she keeps kicking the seat cushion and ramming her head into me.

I may need to wake her up before she breaks her neck.
( Wanderer, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Just stroke the pussy.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

maxi just came

(PsychoChomp, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

oh lol

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

anyone watching the f1
Come on webber woo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Happy candleday
Yep, watching it. Predictions?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Ooh, happy candle day!
How's the new job and abode?
I'm rooting for Webber as well just to scupper that Alonso cunt.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

thanks guys!
Start the job on Monday but flat is awesome. Gonz is cooking something awesome for later qs well!
Got to bet on the red bulls for quali
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I think the Ferraris and Renaults might do reasonably well today

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

so even being on
Britain's lyingest cunts or whatever it was didn't put him off?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

i am glad that nhs give better medical advice online/over the phone than he does!
i've never called them before, but they were amazing last night. vomiting up blood for several hours is the most terrifying thing that has ever ever happened to me, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

i think purple snakebite vomit is the closest ive got to that
Nothing serious I hope
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

it was pretty horrifying!
i started feeling rotten at work, and by the time i got home i thought i was dying, just throwing up every 20 mins. i think i must have been sick so violently that i ruptured something on the inside of my throat, but then i googled it and it said "you can choke, go directly to A&E, do not pass go, do not collect #200". i was so dizzy and faint and ill that the mere thought was terrifying, so i started to head off there, but then decided that was stupid, and rang NHS instead, and they were great. feel like shit today, but a million times better than yesterday, so it can't be anything too serious.

purple snakebite?? that is making me heave all over again...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

The annoying thing is that you are going to feel shit all over the weekend
but be fine on Monday. You won't have the being poorly benefit of being off work.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:06, Reply)

i know, how unfair is that
although i have GOT to go into work tomorrow, far too much to do, so basically i am just missing my friend's wedding to be bored shitless on the sofa. i am not good at doing nothing/being ill!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Thing is swipey
if this is teh first time you've been so hungover that you've vomited blood, then quite honestly, you've just not been trying hard enough.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:14, Reply)

i was not hungover!!!!!!!!
cheeky southern-geordie.

i blame the EAT garden vegetable soup.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Rubbish, you were whining about how hungover you were all day yesterday
You can't get that badly poisoned from vegetable soup. You're just a lightweight. Accept it and move on.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)

i do not whine!!!
do i, reeeeeally al, really? go on, admit it, you know it's not true
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I can't really comment on the whining since you've never bothered to actually meet me.
*cries a little bit*
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

i will set up a nice dinner at the cheese place
fairly soon and then organise a proper bash next year. will that do?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Yes, this is acceptable

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

good
then you will wish i had stayed a mystery!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

You shouldn't have asked for extra fish-hooks
the ground glass made it plenty spicy enough.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

you're making my throat hurt again!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

That'll be the thorium
for that healthy glow!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

yuck
although glow, i wish, i am a peculiarly sexy shade of dishcloth grey/green today.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Did you try to felate a knife?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

i am going to read that as flippancy to mask your deep care and concern for my wellbeing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I just assumed you were on the Elizabeth Bathory Diet

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:07, Reply)

google tells me that no, no i'm not
and also - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I guess we can prospone the blowjob competition, I'm sure Nancy From Hollyoaks won't mind, and Cat Deely can just deal with it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

that's very very understanding of you, thank you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Personally I would be happy for Nancy from Hollyoaks and Cat Deeley to get a bit of practice in before hand.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

maybe you would be
but it's gonz's competition, so he gets to choose!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Well done Comrade

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:21, Reply)

What tipped you off?
I guess he has quite a distinctive writing style, but he doesn't seem to have posted much.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Someone sent me a gaz
When you look at his posts it's evident
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I like how he acquires wives, ex-wives, children and dogs willynilly.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I know!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)

The poor thing probably is just in search of women to love and lie to
We shouldn't be too harsh.

Fancy a trip to the opera, love?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

i got offered first class flights to hongkong for the weekend
i should totally have gone, in hindsight!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Oh god, all I got was an offer for him to drive up to Manchester
and a conversation about his ball.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

yes but you are about 100 years younger than i am
this alone makes what he said to you insanely creeeeeepy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I was 18 and all he knew about me was that I was mentally unstable and liked sex
/ac
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)

No bother Roota
Why does he keep coming back anyway?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Where has he been posting then?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Last night he told swipey he was ex-army and working in the City
but he deleted it when I buzzed off him.
He's on QOTW, the one about graphite from today, and check aaaaaht his profile!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

did he really?
i must have missed that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I think you'd already gone
He wrote something like "ex-army, now work in the City if that's any good" or summat.
And I replied with FUCK OFF EDMUND.
And then I had a rant and he deleted his post, and therefore my responses.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

maybe from the main page
but i think if i search your posts, it will still be there.

hang on.

edit - no it wasn't, your bits are there, but the rest has gone. damn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Ooh, I like that QOTW post too
My dad's a retired engineer and he does gorgeous drawings in his spare time too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Just a response to a QOTW post about draughtsmen.
I called him out. I am a massive internet bully, I'm just waiting for disasterprone to swing into action, call me a cunt and threaten to give me a slap.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

But Craig Colclough is fair game, surely??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

He's not got anything on his profile now
he must have removed it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I dunno, you'd better ask disasterprone
He's the resident internet hardman and self-appointed arbiter of 'acceptable behaviour' on QOTW. Turns out that 'acceptable behaviour' includes giving me a slap for calling a spankyhanky story shit.

What funny morals he has.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Next time he kicks off, just remind him of the second commandment: "thou shalt not worship idols or false gods".
Whether or not you're religious, it's a damn good bit of advice.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

if a little open to interpretation and argument as to what constitutes a "false" god
/lawyer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

made out of paper maiche

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

I don't know
He could join a board full of unsuspecting people who WON'T take the piss out of him.
It must be a game. Or an addiction, like with wbm/roger.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)

i think the latter

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Fucking mentals
Some mentals are funny.
Some are most definitely not funny, especially when they actually intend to meet females and marry them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

some people believe their own lies (pathological?)
others know they're lying but can't stop doing it (compulsive?). i think roger is the latter, and a very unhappy girl. edmund... just foxes me, i think he is actually mad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Yeah he probably doesn't even think he's wrong
he's quite Walter Mittyish. How are you swipe?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:16, Reply)

urgh
been better, ta - as above, spent all last night vomming up blood, spectacularly panic-inducing for a never ill dramaqueen such as me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

What on earth caused it?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

either the soup i had for lunch was a bit dodgy
or it was a bug. i only started throwing up blood after a couple of hours, so the nhs said it would be all the violent vomiting, rather than actually vomiting blood, if you know what i mean. it was terrifying though, i am such a wuss! and it tasted vile.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

You poor thing
especially missing the wedding. Have you been prescribed some anti-emetic?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I think you're right

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

F1 pole shocked! Anyone see that coming?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Happy Candle.
I've no idea what's going on in F1 but this is the appropriate place to shoehorn it in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Nope!
Those Red Bulls are going to tear him to bits tomorrow.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:18, Reply)

id like to see a nico on the podium soon
Wanted rosberg will settle for the hulk
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

?
*Goes to BBC Sport homepage*

WhooOOO??
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I've just woke up.
Kerazy me!

Happy candle day TGB!
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Evening Blousie
Did you dream about puppies and kitten and walks in the park?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)

No I dreamt of getting rogered by Jeff Bridges constantly till I begged for mercy.
Didn't beg for mercy at all.
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:17, Reply)

No I dreamt of getting rogered by Jeff Bridges constantly, till I but he begged for mercy and I let him go.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)

In my dreams he's always a willing partner.
How was the game?
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

The game was poor.
Two shit sides rarely make for a good game.

To be honest, the football spoilt a previously enjoyable afternoon in the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I slept in until 9:50 this morning
But my gas fire might be leaking carbon monoxide, so we'll see.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Haha!
Not going out tonight hon?
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Nope
I'm waiting for a) the carbon monoxide alarm to go off and cause DRAMAZ
or b) a very normal head-cold to set in and my embarrassment at causing a family DRAMA
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Noooo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=em328ua_Lo8&ob=av2e
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Hey,
around for a bit before I head out to fireworks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Well hello

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)

hello there Roota
how are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I iether have a cold or CO poisoning
I'm hoping it's the former
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)

I am also hoping it is the former

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)

So far no alarm :)
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Good thanks
accidental exposure aside. Just debating the choice between fireworks and music
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)

You been flashing?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

i was also curious about this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

accidentally
I'm in the computer room. Am wearing a really itchy wool dress, and just as I tugged down the sleeve- showing a lot of bra someone walked in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

at least you were wearing a bra
could have been worse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Have you seen Amberl's ample assets?
Not wearing a bra is not advisable : )
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)

It would be disgusting
I am always envious of braless people
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)

And me : (

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)

and me
and yet my friends who can go out without bras are always very jealous of cleavage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)

too much cleavage is not good though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:49, Reply)

very very true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)

And people wearing backless dresses

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)

I'm not
I'd miss my dumplings and nip-ons are not cool
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:58, Reply)

A little big of dumpling would be nice.

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:00, Reply)

I went bra-less a few times when I had small ones but I didn't like the feel of it
and nip-paranoia is a killer
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:02, Reply)

I'd like the option
rather than feeling like a trussed turkey
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Well yours are bigger than mine
but I still have to put my arms over them when I run for a bus.
And I like it when they're all snug in a good bra.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:05, Reply)

One time I went trampolining without a sports bra :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:05, Reply)

I went on my friend's kids' trampoline a couple of years ago.
She made me move my arms away and then pissed herself and then I almost peed myself too
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:07, Reply)

haha
I'm just imagining the expressions.

I was jumping and praying my breasts wouldn't actually leap free. When I looked up I realised there was a balcony where the karate students had gathered
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)

how did you not get two black eyes?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Haha they're not that big
just big enough to need a sports bra
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:18, Reply)

my gym sports bras
are seriously heavy-duty, quite desperately unattractive!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

I get that problem WITH A BRA ON.

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:03, Reply)

fluffy jumpers for the win

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:04, Reply)

If I'm wearing a thin top I'll wear those foamy-cupped bras that mostly hide nips unless it's frrrreeezing
If I'm wearing a thinner bra, I'll wear a thicker top.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)

i really hate having big boobs
they just get in the way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Granted, they do get in the way
but I think you'd feel empty without them now
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

i'd love to be a B cup
this is never going to happen, however much weight i lose!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Small boobs can be gorgeous
But I never want to be a B cup ever again
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:22, Reply)

the best thing is to be happy with what you have
these are wise words that i am utterly unable to accept about any feature that i have!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I'd like to be a C
but not unless I lost weight. The boobs balance out the hips at the moment
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I lost a lot of weight once and became a double D.
That was ok.
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

While I'm single I'll let them pop up.
Might get me some attention.
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Haha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

It's the JeffAIDS.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Hi hon!

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:22, Reply)

alright BGB?
started on the wine yet?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)

I will be doing shortly : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)

good news
I'm debating my evening. Can either go to fireworks but probably have to listen to the blather of a friend I haven't seen in a bit go on about her perfect new boyfriend and why haven't I got one yet.

Or I could go to Faure's Requiem by myself and simply enjoy the music and peace
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:26, Reply)

I would go with the second one myself.
I love a good Requiem.
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)

As do I
but it might be a bit strange to turn up by myself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

hello ladies
i am still ill and sulking massively about being too sick for the army wedding, gaaaaaaaaah.

which puts me in a bad enough mood to say go to the requiem and be peaceful and soothed!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear about your illness.
Bummer!
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

i NOE, right?
i will be ranting about this one all week.

i am still feeling like shit but SO MUCH better than this time yesterday, thank god.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

You should gaz Edmund
He'll wear his uniform on webcam
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

dude
i threw up enough times last night for the next ten years, i don't need to do it again!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

Fair point

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Even György Ligeti's?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

I'll take a different view to the girls Amberl.
Go to the fireworks, you might be the perfect 'guy'*

*See what I did there? Did you? Did you see?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I resent the implication
that I dress like a makeshift figure in tramps clothes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

You know that wasn't what I was saying.
Stop being prickly Amberl!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Actually
I met one new guy last night. Sadly at the time I had just stuffed myself with pizza, drank two diet cokes and was lying curled up on the MCR couch watching The Wire with a greatcoat draped over me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)

what is this Wire
that everyone goes on about??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)

I've neve watched it either.
I'm working on the basis that if a load of geeks on the Internet like it, it's bound to be bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)

geeks on the internet?
you mean... b3tans?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)

it's an American TV series
sadly finished now. Set in Baltimore and examining the police force and other factions of the city. Each season has a different focus for example season 1 was the street/drug dealers, season 4 was the schools etc.

Sadly if half the number of people who claimed to have watched it, had actually watched it it would have had better viewing figures
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)

maybe i should check it out
i have nearly finished lovely noel's "black books"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

It's definitely worth the watch
Black Books is amazing as well :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:48, Reply)

yes it has made me laugh a lot
i have bought him a nice present to send back with them, but i did not put enough thought into how fragile it is, so will prob have to get work to courier it!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:08, Reply)

It is gods work

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Bonjour city were shit then?
I could hear you from my mates flat
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

I wasn't snoring that loudly!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Ha that bad eh.
Are you feeling more alive?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Yeah
Tired, but not too bad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)

*pokes jeff with a stick*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)

How was the move ?
Settled now?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)

gonz cooked me the most awesome dinner
Greek style pork curry on flat bread. Nom nom nom.
Were going to watch a film now and may go watch fireworks from our roof garden later
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:10, Reply)

that sounds positively idyllic!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Wonderful.

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Have some mulled wine!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)

i have cider

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Bet you don't.
I bet you've got some sorry excuse for cider.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I'm so glad it's going well
Sounds gorgeous
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Happy days mate
Sounds awesome.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)

I've been poked!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Not the first time I hope?

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)

The first time TGB has poked me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Who else has poked you?

( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Only you.
And Bob.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:16, Reply)

ya can't stand where I stand, ya can't walk where I walk
Watch out, we run New York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)

eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)

I know this for a fact, you don't like how I act.
You claim I'm selling crack, but you be doing that.

I gotta say 'see ya' 'cos I would never be ya, be an officer? Ya wicked overseer.

Ask Amberl. She's hip.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)

that's totally ill dude

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Next level ill shit homeslice.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)

shut it whitebread

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 19:49, Reply)

The javelin thrower?
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:18, Reply)