I'm not exactly smug, but life's going pretty well at the moment
who could ask for more?



ME!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

what more would you ask for?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

a zillion pounds and a dinosaur

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

If you had a Godzilla
You'd almost have both your zillion pounds and a dinosaur.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Do you remember the cartoon series?
"Up in the sky, 20 storeys high...GODZILLA, GODZILLA...and Godsuki"

What a sack of shit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)

have you heard Blue Oyster Cult's song Godzilla?
"Oh no! There goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I have not
I would not win in a "Name more than 1 BOC song" competition
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Ditto
Although I would ace the "Name a BOC song with 'Reaper' in the title" quiz.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)

They've actually done a few pretty good songs
Astronomy being the best (although there are two versions, the later of which is a bit shit)

The other couple I like are called Flaming Telepaths and Veteran of the Psychic Wars
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I'm beyond help
but thanks for trying.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

That's a tricky one, can I phone a friend?
"Hello, old lady from Titanic...YOU SUCK"

Totally worth it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Apparently
Kate Winslet lies on a door and doesn't let Di Caprio get on it with her. He then gets hypothermia and dies.

What a bitch.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Best part of the film!
"Jack, i'll never forget you" at which point she snaps his frozen fingers and pretty boy sinks.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

She wouldn't have had to
if she'd shuffled her big, round arse over a few inches.

I'd have pushed her off.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Thing is, who was more likely to survive the cold antarctic waters?
Skinny-ribs Dicaprio or the fat chick from Reading?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

no it's better than that!
it's "i'll never let go jack". before she does exactly that. i think i was the only person in the cinema to be laughing silently into my popcorn. oh and there is also the bit when kathy bates says to leo (back in the day when he was still fit and did not look like the bastard offspring of norman lamont and a sprout) "i bet you're a good man to have around in a sticky spot".

of course the end was somewhat delayed for us when 4 gargantuan black blokes started beating 7 bells out of each other on the row behind, this also took a great deal of the romance out of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Ha, that's right! "I'll never let go..." Fantastic
I think I would have rather watched the fight than the film
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)

funnily enough
that's exactly how my then boyfriend felt too. he was seriously unimpressed when one of the girls and i bought the video for each other as a valentine's day treat and it was played to death over the next 2 years.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I was dragged to see it by my then girlfriend
She had that sodding Celine Dion song as well, she played it ALL THE TIME. Normally I remember lyrics but I get to "Every night I see you..." and my brain shuts down.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

i hate that song
and celine dion, she even nearly put me off horses.

making you listen to that is a dumpable offence.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Ha! You jest but it definitely counted against her

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)

no, really
i jest not!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Wow, 4 black guys getting all physical in your back row
You must have been creaming yourself.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

i'm not you, al!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

And you will have to live with the dissapointment of knowing that you missed the chance
to have the next best option of boning me until your sore.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

i am really confused
so if i had been you, yourself, or a monolith of a muscly black man, i would have had that option??

this does not put you in a favourable light with the lay-deez.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I liked the slightly amended cover version
Don't Fear The Raper by Psychochomp & The Rohypnol Rags.
(Cave Duck, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I seem to remember being a fan of the cartoon series when I was a kid.
But it was no Battle of the Planets. That's for sure.

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTItRfN-LO8 It looks complete dogs-eggs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

It was certainly no "Ulysses 31"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Ulysses had the BEST of all the theme tunes.
It pisses all over that Dogtanian or even the Poddington Peas.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

My mate has it on DVD
good stuff
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

i can't help with that
how about some Landlord and Tenant Act 1954 advice and a mousemat with my firm's branding on it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

SWEET!
and in return I can give you some branded stationery from my firm (Which consists of a yellow highlighter pen with "Accountancy Sucks" scribbled on the back)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

so when you said "give"
you meant "steal".

except that you accountants probably have some fancy way of writing that off, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)

We have our tricksy little ways
Myyyyyy preciousssss
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

*bookmarking this evidence of affection*
although simultaneously picturing gollum, now.

meh, take it where you can get it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Awww
I like the new profile photos. I'm not brave enough to stick my mug on the interweb.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:54, Reply)

hmmm....
brave stupid

anyway there was nothing other than dazzling skiing athleticism in the shot you sent me (not the chicken pic, although THAT would make an amazing picture)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Yes, the photo from a distance where i'm wearing big shades and a wooley hat

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

compared to me in my high heels on the snow?
skating around like a fatter older not cute bambi?

dazzling skiing athleticism.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I'm just as unsteady in snow wearing high heels.
i've said too much
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)

yeah.
about our wedding? we don't both get to wear dresses, mm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Ok, just me in a dress then...
right, must go, I need to go home and lock my bird up for the night. Byeeee
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:15, Reply)

My girlfriend was interested in in the possibility of becoming a magistrate and attended one day course
which was designed to give an overview of what was involved. She came away with all manner of HMCS branded bits of stationery pads, notebooks highlighters pens etc.
This puzzled me somewhat. Which other court service are they competing with, that requires them to promote themselves?
(Cave Duck, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

They're competing with the Kangaroo Court
"What are the charges? TRUMPED UP!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Spin, spin, spin
The wheel of justice.
See how fast the bastard turns.

Judge Nutmeg.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

god knows!
magistrates is criminal stuff though.

maybe they wanted her to be branded for life!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)