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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's your best feature?
Alt Q: A perfect day on your own would consist of.....
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:06, 176 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My wallet apparently :)
Seriously though, probably my tall
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)
I read that as tail

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
That too

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
You have very pretty eyes
and give good hugs.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Thank you
People always seem to like my hugs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)
shut up shorty

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I quite liked
The Shawshank Redemption when I first saw it, that was a good picture.

Perfect day would involve - in no particular order; curry, cider and watching some bands.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I knew you'd be the one to say that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I can't imagine I'm the only person who
likes cider, curry and live music.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Yes you are
Cider is shit.

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
You've not been drinking the right cider!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Nah, I've enjoyed a couple
I've just never been able to have more than 2, too sickly
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Jeff.......
What part of your body or face do you think is the best?


Hopes he says cock.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Is that because you want to agree?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
I've never seen him so how would I know.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
It's all up here
*taps head*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
I'll have to say my hands.
They are huge.

I'd say my eyes, but even with my specs on, I can't read that small font stuff, but I think you're asking if I can cook.

If you are, then yes. I can cook.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I was just going to post a new thread
but I checked before submitting, that's definatly my best feature.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)
And you tell jokes
Not that all of them are good, but at least is better than awkward silence.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
*stares silently*

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Oh... uhm... ah...
mmmm... it's cold today, isn't it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I suppose...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:28, Reply)
My height or green eyes probably
Alt A:
A lie in, followed by good coffee and a bacon sarnie. A nice long uninterrupted shower then a decent walk. Pub lunch and a couple of pints then back home to watch some good films then something spicy and tasty for tea with a good bottle of wine or two. Then live music (Cheers Jeff for that idea)

Interspersed with wanking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)
People likes my smile
and they say that I still have a girls face... I quite like my eyes, which change colour with light.

A perfect day would include cleaning, shopping, doing exercise, cooking, a bit of tv and light nice meal and a drink.

An enjoyable day would be like the one before, but only the last 3 things. And not a bit or light, a lot of it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
My eyes also change colour
Some days they are more green, others they are yellow/brown
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Mine too
They are green very close to the pupil, then brown, and finally grey in the border of the iris. Depending on the light you can see more green, brown or grey. Here they're usually brown only.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)
fuck knows
I'd say my beard and sidies, but many probably wouldn't agree. I quite like my eyes and my hands as well.

alt: I don't particularly like spending whole days on my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Not enough people looking at you?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)
no, I just like company
I like being by myself some of the time, but not like a whole day.

If I were to be by myself my ideal day would probably be spent reading a good book and listening to music.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
When I was younger and lived by myself.
I could spend days not speaking to someone and happy with my own company.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I get all sad and depressed if I do that
I'm glad I have a flatmate now, but sometimes she works late and I'm on my own during the eve, and I hate it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I don't like them either
After a few hours I'm bored and want someone to talk.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Fuck nose?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I know others appreciate it, but I'm not sure whether I like it or not
No matter what, I will stand by my friends, it takes one hell of a thing to change this. One of my friends upset me in the worst way possible, I kicked off at her, but before she'd left the room, I'd already forgiven her, even though I was still angry.

Seriously though, I'd do anything for my friends (just not pay their mortgage, I'm fucking skint already)

Probably my eyes, I like my eyes, very deep brown.

Alt Q: A few good games, a few beers, and lots of porn. Alternatively, a good book, and Crack The Skye on in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I'm talking about your body.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Fine by me
Who to?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)
a taxidermist

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Hahaha

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
My hair, clearly
Alt: I frequently end up spending days on my own, so one on which I didn't have to go into the office is a plus. A good evening on my own can involve one or more of my guitars and a bottle of wine so I think I'd just extrapolate from that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Your hair is awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
And what about his wrists?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)
A bit weak to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Apparently I have "good eyebrows".
I'm not sure what to take from this. Either they're really good or the rest of me is shit.

Film has to be Shawshank. Ziwataneo is my life's Plan B.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Apparently my 'sparkly eyes' and 'cute bum'
Perfect day - a long lie in, a couple of bacon and sliced sausage rolls (with HP sauce obviously) and a huge mug of coffee. Take the dog for a good walk (she's only got short legs, so we don't have to go too far) followed by plonking my arse down in front of the telly to watch a great game of footie, followed by a good movie - accompanied by an ice cold Kopparberg.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)
my IRL personality
alt: hmmmmm.....it start with getting up early and feeling good, having a good breakfast. Then going out to do things, maybe hop in the car and head to a park or maybe a museum or two. Having a nice lunch outside. Going for a walk in the woods with my dee oh gee. Having some wine sitting outside looking at the stars.
Having someone to share it with would make it better, but that's still pretty awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
oh if it has to be a physical feature
I'd definitely say my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Someone else who would definitely say that.

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Shocker! American caught in scandal, confused by British humor.
Some say she'll never learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)
^ That's Jim from The Royle Family tv show K.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Royle_Family
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Yes, sorry Kristine
The character was a grumpy patriarch who constantly used the phrase My arse as a perjorative put down.

The actor (Ricky Tomlinson) seems to never miss a chance to cash in on this catchphrase and has released books and even a Christmas record using it in the title.
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)
You're sorry! My arse!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
You catch on quick.
Too quick

*sulks*
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
we say it all the time here

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
My arse!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)
My eyes, without a doubt
and my hair is quite nice too, when it behaves. A perfect day on my own would probably consist of reading, listening to music and getting quietly drunk/stoned, although it depends what the weather was like outside.
(berk, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Feature: Hair usually, but it's really shit at the moment.
I haven't actually spent a whole day by myself for years. I like having the family around. Ideally it would involve a long walk and time to actually sit and listen to music (rather than just hearing it whilst doing something else). In real life if I had a day to myself I'd probably spend it getting on top of the ironing mountain that's building up.
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)
you've seen the photos, you tell me, my earrings maybe?
a nice drive in the car with the ipod up full-whack, parking space right outside bilbo baggins (uk's biggest second-hand bookshop), and all day with nothing to do but buy hundreds of books.

actually, better not take my car, they won't fit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Eyes and hair.
I am envious of your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)
awwwww
thank you. normally i get told "your personality". sigh.

my hair is the bane of my life. i admit it does look nice if i take it to the hairdresser, but otherwise it just marauds around my head in a massive thick curly mess doing whatever the frizzy and slightly gingerish hell it feels like!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Hang on, you're ginge?
You hide it well!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:37, Reply)
not reeeeeally
i was a ginger toddler. it's pretty dark brown now, but it has a reddish tint, and if i go anywhere sunny, i come back slightly orange! there's a couple of pics that my brother's friend put on facebook, i look properly fire-in-the-disco.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Fire in the Disco?
Fire in the Taco Bell?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)
That is probably just to keep Bob in check!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
What would your answer be to your question Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:38, Reply)
aye. this?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Her eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)
her smile i think

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I bet she's got terrific elbows.

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)
i bet she can't lick them though
it's physically impossible to lick your own elbow.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:46, Reply)
No it's not

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:47, Reply)
the outside of it, smartarse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
My friend can lick the point of his, that's odd enough

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
does he have a very long tongue?
he has an insanely fit girlfriend, right?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Tongue isn't massive
His missus is worth a poke, but not astonishing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
YouTube says otherwise.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DECtN8X-UCs
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
I'm not wholly convinced of that. I rember seeing a skinny bloke who could effectively climb through an unstrung tennis racquet by popping his shoulders out of joint.
He probably could. And possibly Gene Simmons.
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:51, Reply)
yet again you have been taken in by something "everyone knows"
for your records: ducks quacks do echo
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Also, water doesn'r spiral out the sink the opposite way in the southern hemisphere.
I was gutted to discover this.
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Yes it does

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
best. episode. evar.
also, who let you out of the basement?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I see that you've played "Knifey-spooney" before
Just before I boarded the plane to leave Australia I filled a sink full of water to test the Coriolis effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
there's a name for it? and you know it??
totally propping my elbows on my desk and my chin in my hands to sigh dreamily at your intellect right now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I think you have placed me on the highest most wobbly pedestal ever
I am flattered, but it looks a long way down from up here...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
yeah, all the coriolis effect does is make water go different ways in a sink....
water can go which ever way you want it too
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
It affects lots of things
sniping and missile trajectories. Long haul air travel.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I'm assuming you aren't explaining that for my benefit.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
what?
if i pull out the plug, it will do what it wants. how the hell can i make it go whichever way i want, by raising my voice and not using words of four letters and one syllable?

before you start, you should be aware that my brain cannot process the fact that north is not always directly ahead of me because that way is straight ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Put your finger in it
and swirl it the other way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Good advice
for a number of situations, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Like when you need to get chunky vomit down a plughole.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
poke it with your finger

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
right
so this fantastic scientific sounding thing is actually...

my own finger?

science is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
The Coriolis Effect is about the Earth revolving and having an effect on the inertia of stuff
I was being sarcastic above. It has bugger all to do with which way water goes in the sink. Things like the shape of the basin are far far more significant.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
so you are saying
that the water stays still but the movement of the earth makes it look as if the water is moving?

even though the water clearly IS moving, downwards at least?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I am not saying that at all
for a start: gravity

water comes out of tap and falls due to gravity, and water pressure. Direction of water around sink is dictated by angle of attack, shape of sink, that sort of thing.

The movement of the Earth has a very small effect on how it moves, but it really is very small indeed.

The Coriolis effect works on things like hurricanes, where you have a long lasting vortex of low pressure. Big storms go different directions in the Northern and Southern hemispheres
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Plug your hairdryer in
and then use it like a miniature outboard motor to get the water moving.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
ok i am dumb
i am not THAT dumb
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Best episode of what?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
can you do it?
can i do it?

that's enough for me! i don't care about rubbish statistics, you can use those to "prove" anything.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:56, Reply)
I happen to have a cracking pair of legs.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:49, Reply)
That'll be your joints

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:50, Reply)
My height
and, embarrassingly, my legs. I've got legs a Tudor would be jealous of. Luckily for the more chicken-legged men, we no longer walk around in tights and a doublet, for I would shame them.

On my own I'd be happy enough reading or playing computer games all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:48, Reply)
better hope you don't have a daughter
or that she gets your missus' legs if you do.

thunder thighs are the last thing a girl wants to inherit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
There are many reasons that I hope I don't have a daughter
Not least because I would be the world's most over protective father. My legs, however, don't make the list. I would be far more concerned about passing my shoulders onto her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
This^
My daughter is gorgeous! I dont think I must be the father!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)

shoulders dick
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
coffeelol!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
That right there
is concern number one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
hahahahahahahah
very good indeed, v-plates
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
A friend of ours is very tall and slim and she hates her legs.
They're not especially chunky, it's just that they hardly taper below the calf. I guess if you're tall then you need a sturdy base to support it.
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Cankles are so hot

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
*laughs*
*feels disloyal to friend*

*laughs again*
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)
My best feature
is my wife's ass
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:55, Reply)
Sorry Phil, you'll have to speak up
I can't hear you through her abdomen
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
i am very good at columns on the gamegear

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)
I had that
but lets face it...it was a poor mans Tetris.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:16, Reply)
absolutely.
i was pretty good at tetris, but i don't have that in this house, only a gamegear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:17, Reply)
My Gamegear no longer has working sound
I bought some more games for it a few years back. Unfortunately things have moved on...*hugs PSP*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I like my Zangief chest hair
but others have told me I have smiley eyes.

Alt A, lots of weed, fizzy orange and good movies. Then drums.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Fanta or Tango?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Fanta, but prefer M&S own brand.
I just had lunch with a bunch of 18 year olds I felt like a baby sitter
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Did they ask you if they could leave the table when they'd finished their lunch?
What have you got against Tango?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
They don't have manners like us Jeff, they are wild. One of them shouted across the pub to the bar lady
for ketchup. I died a little inside.

Tango is far too sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
You need to educate them in proper pub etiquette.
It's your duty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
They have 3 years to learn. One of them didn't know what a round was.
I was disgusted and sympathetic at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
How can someone NOT know what a round is?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
very sheltered 18 yr old girl.
She is lovely just seems to be have been let out of a fritzl type house by the sounds of it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
my favorite author will be signing books 3 hours away from my hometown on saturday
I want to go
but the landlord roomate friend person is going to be cleaning carpets
and I feel obligated to stay and help
this has dropped my happy mood drastically
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
3 hours away
I could drive from Bristol to Manchester in 3 hours at a steady pace. And that is bastard miles away.

Do you consider a 3 hour drive resonable?

(Obviously your country and massive compared to our little island).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)
You should do it
Next month for the bash
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
They don't judge distance like we do.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)
true boo

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Do you consider distance more from
a unit of time, rather than the number of miles you'll have to cover?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
more of time
because it takes 3 hours to get there, it starts at 10, there will likely be people waiting in line and there will be a bunch of other authors there, so it'll likely be an all day thing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
That's the carpets fucked then!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
haha yeah right, they'll be done
I'm thinking of doing them friday night while she's at work.
BOOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Is this some sort of
Miles vs. Kilometers point you are raising Blousie?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I doubt it
I think she's trying to say that for merkins, an hour is a reasonable distance to drive to get a taco. For us, it's a distance you'd think twice about driving to see your own mother.
(berk, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Would you drive for 3 hours to go to a book shop?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
fuck no

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
HUH
I think twice about visiting my mum and she lives 15 minutes away
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
No! they just don't think anything of driving long distances like we do.
They do it all the time. Unless you live in New York or somewhere, it takes at least a half hour drive just to get to a shop for a pint of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
That is just crazy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
No wonder they're always going to war.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)
unless you live in new york it takes a half hour to get milk?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)
well yeah, I think it'd be fucking awesome to get her autograph, 3 hours seems alright to me
I asked the roommate to ride w me and she's all "how long and how far? if we can get back in the afternoon to do the carpets I'll ride with you"

well what evs homes
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Who is the author?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Megan Hart

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Is she a wrestler?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
No :(
she's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
The only wrestling female Hart now is called Natalya
And she's worth a poke
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
They pretty much all are
except the odd one or two with man-jaw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Just explain that you really want to go.
If he/she says "What about the carpets?" you simply reply "Carpets, my arse" causing him him/her to slap their knee, bend double in mirth and feel it's an honour to know a card like you irrespective of whether you help to clean the carpets.
(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I may just do them myself on friday night.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
best 'natural' feature *Set's himself up!
One of each then:
Natural: Protectiveness
Non-Natural: Tattoos

Alt Q: a nice trip around a zoo/aquarium.
(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Eyes or boobs
Perfect day: Bed, Tigger, snacks, 80s re-runs. like Adrian Mole and Just Good Friends.
Oh my god that's been released on DVD and I'm skint :(
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Adrian Mole is on DVD?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
No. Just Good Friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Vincent and Penny.
I seem to remember it was shown on a Sunday night when I was a lad.

I wonder if it has stood the test of time or not?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
My favorite day by myself by Blousie aged 45.
I would get up early and make a packed lunch and set off for a long walk around the countryside. The weather should be cool but sunny. I would get home around late afternoon and then I would have a nap. The evening would be spent with a curry and beer or pizza and red wine and watching a good film.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
+Before plugging in the vibrator, and shaking the foundations, while crying for Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I've gone off Jeff a bit.
I need to fixate on someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
How about this good looking bastard?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Urgh!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Tbh, he's just the first Jeff that jumped to mind

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I knew you'd see through me.
I'm just amazed it took this long.

I'll stop crying in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I'm off the other Jeff.
You're not famous enough to fixate on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
That doesn't make me feel any better.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Cease your beakering

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)
So you want some mad woman off the internet cyber-stalking you do you?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Why, where's Kitty?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
definitely my eyes
They're pretty green and quite big. Though I got most upset as a child at the fact that the bit of the iris closest to the pupil is pretty much pure yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

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