and anyway, i did have cancer.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Shame it wasn't terminal really

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:49, Reply)

that is a very off colour remark
considering some of us have had relatives with terminal cancer
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

I wasn't aware of you until someone on here mentioned you had told everyone you had terminal cancer
then that turned out to be a lie, and the next thing I saw was you getting all high and mighty because Cr3 banned baldmonkey from the QOTW. For someone who's been on b3ta for this long, you aren't terribly funny.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)

i'm going to take that as a personal insult
and cry into my shoes.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)

and anyway, i was having a jokey go at cr3 for NOT banning baldmonkey,
what is wrong with you?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I appear not to be able to distinguish between you writing things with the completely opposite meaning
to the one you expect people reading them to take. It's very easy to get your strop on and then go "Oh no, I was just joking", but let's face it, you weren't. Plus I find the idea of pretending to have terminal cancer for a joke slightly distasteful even for b3ta.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)

so where was i joking and where was i not joking?
you're going to have to tell me because i obviously do not know.
and obviously the people i was saying these jokes to, who do know me, would not be able to know what i was joking about better than you, who have never even heard of me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)

plus, every joke by anyone ever is offensive to someone.
it doesn't change a damn thing. the fact that you think that me joking about having cancer is too much for b3ta is completely irrelevant to me or anything.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:04, Reply)

*Yawn*
Tedious response to being called out for being a twat is tedious
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)

listen,
i am the last person to deny that i am a twat. if anything i am the firmest of believers in that fact. i'm just trying to explain to you a thing that you don't seem to understand properly.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)

and rather than think of me as a twat
because you didn't understand a thing i said to people who did understand what i was saying,
maybe you could think of me as a twat for reasons that actually make me a twat.
i won't be thought of as a twat for false reasons, that just isnt on.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:11, Reply)

*YAWN*

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)

HERE COMES THE CARVERY

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:24, Reply)

and anyway, i said i had cancer as a way of telling people i had a serious illness
without having to tell them what the actual life-threatening illness was that i had at the time.
but i don't even know why i would have to explain that to you, since you don't even know who i am and it all happened a year ago, a year before you'd even heard of me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Christ.
Would you two just fuck each other, already? It's like bloody Moonlighting in here. Or the X Files.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:12, Reply)

i am into docking,
i would be well up for some of that.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:15, Reply)

BALDMONKEY'S BEEN BANNED FROM QOTW?
*gasps*

who's baldmonkey?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)

it is a MORAL OUTRAGE
that the GREAT baldmonkey should be BANNED from ANYWHERE.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)

I think he should get cancer and commit suicide.
It's the only option left.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)

i agree,
if only so that he can be a martyr to the people!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)