I know
I try not to cause offence.

I'm accused of causing offence.

The offence is all in the strange boy's head.

Real life is so much easier than b3ta most of the time.

AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'M STUCK AT HOME POSTING ON HERE!! EH?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:48, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Happy Birthday
How old are you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:48, Reply)

42
BGB is older, but I'm one of the oldest posters on here I think.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

I hope you have a very happy evening.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Sitting on my own drinking cheap wine
But thanks for the sentiment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Ditto!

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Doing a big night on Friday
My mate's birthday is on Monday so we're doing a joint big night of old geezers pretending to be young.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Just go for it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:15, Reply)

I went for it this time last year
And ended up in a weird relationship for ten months.

Not sure I'm wanting that again right now, although a mucky shag wouldn't go amiss.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:21, Reply)

DiNetto!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Don't quite have to resort to Netto yet.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)

You might have given me a flase smile.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:18, Reply)

A flase smile?

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:20, Reply)

false even!
I changed my keyboard the other day and I'm having all manner of issues getting used to it!

But do you know why I had to change my keyboard?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Cider spillage?

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Nope!
www.zxspectrum.net and Daley Thompson's Decathalon!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:28, Reply)

I don't get it : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Did you ever have a home computer 'back in the day' on the 1980's?
Or were you too busy drinking cider in the park?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Park and cider : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:42, Reply)

I had you down as more of a Thunderbird kinda girl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Hahaha!
We drank that at polytechnic before we went out for the evening.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I'm sure there were two different Thunderbirds
One with a blue label and a red one.

Or am I making that up?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I can't remember.
Brain cells killed by too much Thunderbirds.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:54, Reply)

You're not wrong
the red was about 2% stronger.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:01, Reply)

that sounds like a happy evening to me!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:17, Reply)

THANKS FOR RE-ITERATING THAT.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Sorry chuck
But it's true facts, isn't it.

Bartleby could be older than us both though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:04, Reply)

something something
meaning of life, the universe and everythign
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Young whippersnapper
Your best years are ahead of you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:54, Reply)

i think you are still confusing "offence" with "no offence"
but it is okay
you'll get through this.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I'm through it
You seem like a decent guy, but inflicted with occasional cuntish moments.

Shake 'em off and I'll cope with you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)

It'll take a while
he was the scourge of 4rthur many years ago, too

(in a nice-ish way)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

i don't change,
people just get resigned to putting up with me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

i'm afraid you're going to have to live with my cuntish moments,
there is little i can do about them,
maybe i will try and be more cuddlewuddle friendly on here,
maybe
maybe
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Don't do it.
We need people like you to shake us up a bit.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:06, Reply)

don't encourage me now
it is what it is i am what i am, there is an ignore option i guess if people don't like me
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Happy birthday.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Hizzle Bizzle

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:50, Reply)

ROOOOOOOOOOOOTATATATATATA!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Halibut!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Happy birthday old man.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:11, Reply)