I beat the machine the other day
I got a Snickers from a vending machine and somehow it gave me two of them!

60p Winner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

hurrah, I got an extra $10 a few weeks ago from the self checkout at the grocery store

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I accidentally stole chewing gum
thanks to a self service machine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I donno what the law here is, but I *think* they've agreed to the transaction and therefore it's valid.
0o0o0o0oh, there must be a scam there by doing it on a bigger scale.

'swipe, if you're about, is it true that "If you go to into a shop for 3 mars bars at 50p each, and they charge you £1 for the total, that the third marsbar that they didn't charge you is still yours" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

nah I didn't scan it
it fell inside a plastic bag with a pepper in it from the fruit and veg section
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Aye, but if it was a person on the till who did the same thing, the transaction would be valid (I think), therefore it's not your fault (maybe) and there would be a scam there to get free stuff like that (probably).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

How is the dog?
Does she have any weird cravings at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

She's not going to want cock any time soon Jeff, back off.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

You are
Joel Monaghan AICMFP.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

hahahaha
Do you want cash or a cheque?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Isn't that a real 'non-story'?
It is not as though he did lob one up the shit-zu?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

My cold is much worse than your flu ever was.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Rubbish.
I was rotten.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

My throat hurts and I'm having trouble drinking this coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Look you're both fine compared to that dead cat cj was banging on about
so shut up.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

That cat is arguably in no pain right now
Can't say the same for the other two pussies.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)

OMFG
the other dog shit in the dining room last night and SHE ATE IT
*cries*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Urrugh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

This is your scat porn innit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

You're so turned on right now

( Kroney, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

yeah
not happy
gotta go get her some pills to keep her from doing that
she ate cat shit once
tore her stomach up hard core
yay diarrhea
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Dogs eating shit
can often be a sign that they aren't getting enough nutrients from the diet they are on. Might be worth trying to supplement it with something?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)