Who are you going to obsess about now Blousie?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

could well be you
now that she is eating chicken again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:18, Reply)

*Clears throat*
AHEM
(TheColonel, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

hahahahahah
i like this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I'm not ruggedly handsome enough

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

have you seen jeff bridges?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Yes
Blousie found him ruggedly handsome.

She also wanted to jump his bones.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

i think
that was bone singular, if we are being technically accurate about her frenzied lust
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Indeed
The cowling blew off my chimney last night. Now I have to deal with tradesmen AGAIN.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

was it that stormy down your way?
i didn't really notice in london, but then i was so hammered, i probably wouldn't have noticed if your cowling had blown over and hit me in the face.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Very windy. I'm amazed the chicken coop was still at the top of the garden.
Damn weather *shakes fist*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

i absolutely love that you are being 100% serious when you say this about coops and gardens
but am also worried about charlie getting blown away and all her feathers ruffled now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Nah, she's fine.
She's going through a moult at the moment and she looks quite funny because she's lost her tail feathers.

Hopefully they should all grow back in time for the worst winter has to offer.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:03, Reply)

interesting
is that how she keeps warm then?

do you keep the fancy tail feathers, or are they not that fancy and covered in chicken shit/mud?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 16:09, Reply)

hmm
after going through some photos of him on google, I must admit he is an attractive man
for some reason I always thought of him looking like a tramp and smelling like wee
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Stop right there Kristine, that way madness lies.
It's how it started with Blousie. First you find him handsome and before you know it *BAM*...you're a fully gone Jeff Bridges addict.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)

no no
I don't think I've ever even seen a movie with him in it
maybe one
that i don't know the name of.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

this is not even remotely true, is it?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Rugged is a hard look to pull off
fnarr fnarr
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)

i think it's just another word for "a bit battered" myself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Any ideas?

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

How about his dad, Lloyd Bridges?
or is he dead?

He might be dead.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Go for Lloyd Banks

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Lloyd's bank?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I've just been for one.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

TMI

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Oh come on
you love the thought of Crowsephine, head down, red faced, right arm furiously vibrating as he tries not to catch his eye in the bathroom mirror.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)

aaaaaaand I'm done

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

oh
oh, al.

up the dose!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 15:50, Reply)