New Year’s Eve. It’s fucking shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:44, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

this

( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

All down to the people you're with!
Although, depressingly, this was my first year to get a kiss at midnight.

Well, I say midnight, I mean half 2
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

You know, I don't think I've ever been kissed at midnight
Right. This year is MY YEAR*

*remembers she's single and hastily re-thinks
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I'm single too
The kiss was off my ex. Just find someone drunk, and assault them with Mistletoe, it worked for her.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Oh, you broke up with the fella then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Pretty much
I told him I wanted some time and space to sort my head out. I think it's pretty much over though. /sadface
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

You wanted it to be over though
You were just reluctant to hurt the guy, much like I was.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

i'm not gonna lie to you, labs
this post could be taken a whole heap of different ways.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Aww, but I'm being nice!
I'm only saying because I was reluctant to end it with my ex because I hated the idea of hurting her. Am seeing her tomorrow to give her back some of her things... hope she doesn't stab me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

i knew what you meant
doesn't mean your post doesn't read like you were an anal raider, though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Hey, the guy was demanding I punch-fuck him
You'd be hesitant too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

depends on the guy
i might have taken him up on it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

He wasn't my type
Being a man, 'n' all.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)

it's not rape if you push back

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Well that saves me from posting the way I read Labs post.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Why, which guy did you hurt?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Which guy haven't I hurt?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Crow
His 'baggy trousers' (per se) are so loose, it's like throwing a hot dog down a wind tunnel.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Baggy trousers, dirty shirt, pulling hair and eating dirt
Yeah, sounds about right for Crow's kinks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

"Oh what fun we had, but at the time it seemed so bad, trying different ways, to make a difference to the days"
Definitely Crow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Pretty much
I love him but I just don't think it's going to work anymore.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Sad but sensible berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

have you reinforced your gaz box
prepare for the deluge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Pfft
unlikely!
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

you wait!!!
one day i should publish some of the random/hornier ones i get.

i'd never actually do it, i'm too nice. but i guarantee it would make you all laugh a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I've never sent anything even close to a rude GAZ
Just not my style, showing women off the net my cock.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Ah, but the thing is
is that you have a smouldery picture of yourself in your profile, and I do not, possibly because I do not do smouldery or pretty very well. Also, I'm not a hot well paid lawyer type.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

no, i removed the smouldery black and white one
i thought that after 3 years it was bordering on false advertising, what with all the wrinkles and grey hairs... :(

i also don't do pretty or hot at all well, just ask anyone who's met me!!!!! but i am sure that you do, i heard lots of glowing reports after the bash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I don't do smouldering or pretty but I do gormless very well.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Yes, well
everyone had been drinking...
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

generally i find this helps me out a lot

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I thoroughly disagree on all of the above, minus the lawyer and picture bit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I can't find it
but one of the best ones I got was from Chompy, asking seemingly strange questions to try and gauge my punching style. BEFORE I punched him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

why are there pictures of the snogging
but not the punching? i would like to see those.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I've no idea.
Blame Amberl.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

You need to be straight with him, if he comes back
To some guys, they truly think 'some time and space' will fix relationships, when it's used 99% of the time as a way to get rid of them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I know
I think he knows, though. I think. I'll be having the conversation regardless though, I just wish I could make up my mind that it's the right thing to do.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

If you have to worry about whether or not it's the right thing, it is
There's not point being in a half arsed relationship, not if you've been with them for some time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Yep
Pubs are always rammed and they hike the prices up, plus every year it always gets hyped up as 'the best night evah!', but it always ends up being lame.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

This is the reason I always go to house parties

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I do now
But not crazy house parties, more sedate affairs with good friends.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

^That

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

^ and the other.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I've always preferred those
Like BGBs one. Especially with Cockneck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

My do was dead classy.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Still upset I wasn't there.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

There is always next year.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I think the thing I was at, though possibly an annual thign
will be later in the summer. So I will be at yours with knobs on. Might even incorporate a trip to visit my ridiculously hot friend and her flock of 5 alpacas.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

You missed an amazing night

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I still *cannot* believe
that I chose to leave early to go back to the party I'd left. It was shit.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Was an utterly foolish idea
Have you learned your lesson though?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Most certainly
the next bash I went to (ie, the London one) I stayed up far, far past my bedtime.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Sweet

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Leaving early from bashes is never a good idea.
Apples, Yemen, Kneel Diamond and I were the last ones standing at the Legendary Manchester Bash last year. We went on and drank more AFTER TV21. I'm still proud of this.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)

You going to be there this year?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Highly entertaining too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

New Year's '08 is something I'd rather not remember, and I was ill for the last one.
I'm ambivalent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

What happened in 08?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Amatures night.
People who don't go out all year try and go and have fun.

Made worse by the fact your local pub that you've supported all year decide that for you to go there for a drink, you need to give them a tenner first.

Cunts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

That's the biggest reason I don't go out for New Years' anymore

( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)