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I have a difficult decision to make. beakbeakbeak Anyone want to help me out?

EDIT: I'm a bit strung out.
Usually, baking helps me calm down. I don't have enough time to bake what I was going to do (honey granola) as it requires too much cooling time and I need to catch a train in 4 hours.
But on the other hand I am fat, and making something sweet and quick to take back to my housemates will just mean I'm making myself fatter.
What do?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:56, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The red pill.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I think...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Yeah you should definatly do it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Go for it
I'm good at placating people LOL
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:58, Reply)

LOLOLOLOL
had any more green beans recently?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

HAVEN'T TOUCHED THEM
SINCE. Still don't trust kebabs LOLOLOL
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)

HOW ABOUT A NICE BOTTLE OF MARTINI
SURE TO BE A SMASH HIT LoLOLOLOLOL

Making light of tragedy and horror. What b3ta does best!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I THINK IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD
ONLY MY EGO IS BRUISED ETC LOLOLOLOL
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)

On yer bike son!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

It has natural affinities to many things
like pedestrians, Addison Lee vans and...walls?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)

There must be a strong, obsessive attraction

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Yes
I call my bike fat all the time and hit it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Details
Lampers. The Devil is in them.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)

go on, captain beaky

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)

memememememmememememe

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

spill
and if it is too beakerish, i'll get the budgie to answer it. although if the little bastard bites me when i am typing one more time, it'll need a ouija board to do it.

aha i see it now.

make something you don't like. OR make them one each, eg a cake with their names iced on, so you can't exactly eat them yourself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

It's up above in the edit!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Yeah, gwan.
What does it involve?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Make a salad you fat mess.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

That's what I'm thinking.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

omg
have you seen that youtube video for "wanda's macaroni salad"?

fucking rank.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

OH MY GOD A TN OF CONDENSED MILK?!!?!?!?!?!
eff eff ess. THat's gross.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

and sugar. since when did sugar and pasta go together?
since never, that's when.

the woman is so fucking fat she can't even stand up without breathing like an obscene telephone caller. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I think one of your housemates
doesn't need any more sweetening.

The other, well, needs more Zyklon B.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)

She wouldn't eat them. The fucker thinks she's fat.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

INCANDENSCENT RAGE

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Maybe you should knock some sense into her.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)

With my...?
No, that's just too easy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

zyklon? please tell me this isn't your pet name for your bike.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Hahah no
My pet name for my bike is even more embarrassing.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

come on, share it with me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Spirit
*shames*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

you call your bike SPIRIT?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)

FUCK OFF
You don't even know why

*cries*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

if i nicknamed my car
i'd never speak to myself again.

come on lad, strap on a pair (you'll need them after all that cycling has rendered you impotent)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I don't actually have a nickname for my
bike. You salubrious harpy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)

you're just worrying about the impotence thing now, aren't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Yes
Obviously. I have difficulty getting erections.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

send me a gaz
i'll judge you against the usual standard and confirm whether that is true or not
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I've nicknamed my car
why, what are you suggesting?
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

i'm not suggesting, i am stating
the obvious
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Oh dear Lord...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I was joking
It's not named after the B-2 or anything 'cos it's matt black and really quiet and fast FUCK OFF SERIOUSLY I HATE YOU
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I like the idea that you call it Spirit because the Waterboys song of the same name expresses how you feel about your bike.
Man gets tired, spirit don't
Man surrenders, spirit won't
Man crawls, spirit flies
Spirit lives when man dies

Man seems, spirit is
Man dreams' the spirit lives
Man is tethered, spirit's free
What spirit is man can be

And you sing this to your bike as you tuck it in each evening.
(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Bake some flap jacks made with honey (not golden syrup)
or bake some proper cakes and give them away (i've done this, because I too enjoy baking but don't want to get fat)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Love cooking with honey. My favourite cake involves that.
I think I might just leave it, and will maybe start my sewing project. Or talk to the cat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Just get some valium from somewhere.
No calories.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I hate any kind of medication.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)

In my single experience of valium it doesn't encourage exercise
just falling asleep under bridges.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

No but it does encourage not giving a shit.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Have you ever fallen asleep under bridges?
JEFF BRIDGES
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

That is also true.
I think lampers just wants something to keep her occupied not to knock her out so she misses her train.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Yes.
My mind is whirring 2 to the dozen so book/tv is out of the question. I may just go and butcher some Debussy or something.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Or clean the house or something.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:12, Reply)

It's my parents' house,
it's SPOTLESS.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Count the rice grains in the cupboard then.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Very Zen.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Perfect for Blousie then?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Damn you Krapotkin!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I would hope I'd be too busy to fall asleep.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)