Sounds good
especially after the third bottle of wine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:12, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hello darling!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)

hello there!
How are you doing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)

i am most excellent thank you
lovely meal with friends, all good.

although dreadfully scared of the dentist in the morning, because i am a total wetpants.

have you been out partying then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:19, Reply)

Caught up with a friend
we had much wine, watched a little bit of tv and had a chat. It was nice. Glad you've had a nice evening as well.

Just a checkup or got stuff planned?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:20, Reply)

just a checkup
but although i am normally religious about going every 6 months, somehow it has been about 18 months and it's a new dentist. i am terrified he is going to look at all the diet coke stains on my back teeth and prescribe a million fillings.

i've never had a filling, and i am a TOTAL wuss!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:22, Reply)

The good thing about diet coke
no sugar :) it'll be fine! Just hope that they're nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:24, Reply)

i reeeeeeally hope you are right!
ooooh, he might be fit.

yeah, right, swipe. because lying there gurgling whilst he is wrist deep in your molars is a good way to pull?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:26, Reply)

according to snugglesacks, yes it is
and fingers crossed that he's fit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)

oh god i forgot about her!
snugglesacks may be the worst term for tits ever. and that includes my ex, who once called them "breasticles".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:31, Reply)

Is breasticles better or worse than
Shirt potatoes?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:36, Reply)

they are both awful
but snugglesacks is currently the leader in weirdness
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)

and cringeworthiness

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)

yeah
she managed to work them into every story
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:47, Reply)

"she"
was probably amorous badger.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

I'm not so sure
seemed a bit of a wellconstructed lie for that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)

you're probably right
it just seems that he would enjoy watching all the sweaties, as he calls them, fisting themselves over it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:54, Reply)

it was a tiny bit gruesome
people asking for pics
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:57, Reply)

why, amberl, why? why would they do that?
why, why, why???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:03, Reply)

because
there aren't enough pictures of breasts on the internet already.

I've heard they're accessible by the click of a mouse these days though. But internet strangers in dire need of confidence are much better
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:04, Reply)

it's because on here they can pretend that they are being ironic and lolwacky
before rushing home to wank into a crusty sock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:05, Reply)

thanks for that mental image!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:08, Reply)

you're welcome
you also know which particular individual on here it is particularly true of!

not that this helps your mental image problem. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:11, Reply)

:S
now my skin is crawling!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:13, Reply)

yes
i don't know why i started this. to help encourage bulimia maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:22, Reply)

It's working
I am now a bowl of noodles and some red wine lighter
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:25, Reply)

haha, wait...
urgh, me too.

and on that charming note, i think it's bedtime... please please keep everything crossed in the morning for me and my teeth!!!!!!!! x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:29, Reply)

will do!
Best of luck of course. x
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:31, Reply)

*Waves at Amberl!*
How are you? Have you eaten?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:13, Reply)

I stuffed my face
with ho fun noodles. I am now considerably rotund. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)

I'm good thanks!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:32, Reply)

Eh up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:15, Reply)

I shall say it again
congratulations!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)

Aw fangs!
It is more real now. Even with my big red plastic 80s ring-in-lieu.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)

I was going to ask
the typical questions, then I thought you must have heard them about forty times already. So instead, how has your evening been?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:19, Reply)

How do

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)

Good thanks
you? I just watched the latest Supernatural
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:18, Reply)

Good one
all dogs go to heaven!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

it was quite sad
that Sam knew something was missing :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:25, Reply)

it's interesting to watch him play it that way
you can see from what he does what's missing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:26, Reply)

I reckon that if Sam gets his soul back
that what he suffered in hell is going to mentally incapacitate him though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:32, Reply)

I suspect it'll be mostly about toppling Crowley
Do you have PratchettFlashbacks every time his name comes up?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)

nah I forgot all about it*
* much like him

No, though poppet did mention that Alistair Crowley apparantly comes from the same place in Scotland
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:39, Reply)

Ah an actual fit girl, what are the chances!
Right, imagine if Bono was watching you masturbate.

Right now, imagine if I was watching do a jig saw...whats better? yeah?

Now imagine me watching you masturbate...and now DO A POTATO PRINTING OF SUCH A SIGHT TRY NOT TO STAMP YOU MINGE WITH DG LUST YOU CRAZY WOMAN!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:20, Reply)

amberl before you take offence
note that he called you an actual fit girl.

i just got a girl.

DG must die for this. maybe via cancer of the cock?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

haha see my reply below
I think he's just guessing/hoping
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:22, Reply)

That's because you're got unconventional shoulders, they threw me
I bet you've got a clit like a plum so it makes up for it loads.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:23, Reply)

you do know the pic in her profile, in the red woolly hat
isn't REALLY her, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:25, Reply)

wat....
I am saddings :'(


*sniff* dg crying now...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:26, Reply)

weeping salty tears of guilt and shame
from all three eyes can't help you now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:27, Reply)

It's like a pissy shame dribble coming out all my 'oles..

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:35, Reply)

you must be catholic, what with all that guilt

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:42, Reply)

AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I can't help myself! I look like Paul Weller looking into a fountain of rockers I've got so much shame!!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)

saying that, I'm going to watch some Anime in a sec.
Maybe 'X'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:44, Reply)

someone left a copy of Death Note
at my door. I'm still not sure who
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)

That's an awesome doorstep present!
I usually only get bird poop or knickers. sometimes both with upsets me, but that's my fault for smiffing without inspection.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:48, Reply)

stop dating
women who look like massive pigeons.

I reckon it was a friend who wanted me to watch Death Note, but he denies it :S
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

That's well gay.
I would just kick down your door, shout about how there aren't enough knickers on show (pushing for you, in ya kecks, with a solid broom-on, like a mighty blue whale) and eat all your marmite.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)

this would definitely result in Death Note watching
why don't you have your own agony aunt column?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:53, Reply)

I do actually on another website, but that's for another time baby.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:58, Reply)

don't tease :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:00, Reply)

chemical castration sounds like the only solution

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:45, Reply)

nah fuck that, I'll just hang around Soho for 10 minutes and a girl will pick me up.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

in soho
it MIGHT not be a girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:51, Reply)

here's hoping!
GNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:07, Reply)

you know
there IS something of the stallion about this. or gelding, anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:12, Reply)

An actual fit girl?
Wrong thread :(

But those images... it's too much to take in. I'll take the jigsaw scenario please
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

YOU'RE A DG GIRL.
LET'S GO RIDE AN IMAGINARY HORSE TO CLOP TOWN
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:25, Reply)

Yup, I'm finished
even if I'm not really a mong with a red hat :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:30, Reply)

aw man :(
I thought I was getting a fan club together but obviouslt not :S

Well, have some Koren pop instead www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)

that is ridiculously sweet
and you have a fanclub, just one less red hatted mong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:38, Reply)

aw fair enough, that's more than most people can ask for I suppose
I still want to rotate you btw...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:43, Reply)

join the queue
the very short queue
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:47, Reply)

I'm rotating you right....now.....
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:49, Reply)

blimey riley
my screen is misting up here, guys
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:51, Reply)

I have that effect sometimes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:52, Reply)

I've got my broom-on on '4 = maximum womb demist'

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:59, Reply)

turn that radiator up high

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 2:04, Reply)