Fuck lunch (sorry Gonzarelli)
Moaty’s dad is Leslie Nielsen! Who knew?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11774268
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:11, 30 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha!
Class
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Surely, you can't be serious.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Dont call me/him/you/everyone Shirley

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

The headline is shortened to,
"Raoul Moat's Fat" in my tab.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

He has lost a few pounds lately though
From around the head area
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

It's funny because he was or something

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

HEY, I'm the only one who tries to explain my jokes around here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I certainly didn't know

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

At last! A newsworthy story!
(The likeness is uncanny and therefore fucking hilarious)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Lol or grim?
www.flushtracker.com/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm curious but I don't want to get email updates of my loo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'm curious too, but it's a bit scary...
But yes, I don't want that on my email.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Are you telling me there's no such thing as a crime of passion
Altogether
( Peej, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

There's no such thing as a crime of passion.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

There's no such thing as a crime of passion

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

There's no such thing as a crime of passion

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

There's no such thing as a crime of passion.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

There's no such thing as a crime of passion.

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

and the streets are paved with cheese

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

and you smell like one too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Woohoo!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Bears ARE allowed
right I'm off to the party shop
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:32, Reply)

they mean big hairy gay men, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

If Leslie Nielsen had been there Moaty would be alive and not wid da angles!
Throw down your guns and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it.
( Peej, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

This thread is fucking GRIPPING
I mean, how many jokes are there in Airplane that some sad twat could shoehorn in, but no, you're all off eating soup and Innocent Veg pots.

Fucks sake.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Bet you're missing my complaint emails now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

we shouldn't laugh really
how must the man feel, knowing what his son grew up to do?

i mean, it's bad enough for my dad, he produced a lawyer AND an accountant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Worra cunt!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)

If Moaty's old man had hung around long enough to play any kind of part in his life
then Moaty might not have turned out to be such a cunt. So I'm afraid he should feel pretty shitty about the whole thing.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:30, Reply)

If
he'd been around to train him to aim properly you mean?
(dchurch bah, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:57, Reply)