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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you can totally barbecue any time of the year

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Britain's a bit rainy at the mo

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)
That just makes it better.
And a windbreak. And huddling round a thermos with your father shouting through gritted teeth, "We're on holiday, so FUCKING ENJOY YOURSELVES!"

/lame holidays
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Sounds horribly familiar.
A 15 mile hike at top speed across a freezing beach, with warm squash and sandwiches with actual sand in, as the reward at the end...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
You are Peter Kay and his shit style of comedy
And you probably owe me a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
An old style fiver like they had in the 80s?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Or indeed in the 50s?

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
or five one-pound notes like what they had in the 80's
do you remember when the £1 coin came in? "POUND COIN? POUND COIN? DIRTY BASTARDS..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
And then people started to have pound-coin holders.
WHY?

You didn't need a small bit of plastic for your other change.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Pound coin holders? WAVE OF THE FUTURE!
like garlic bread or something
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Did you see the Shooting Stars Peter Kay parody?
'do you remember chips?' etc

It really was fucking spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Nah, I gave up on Vic & Bob sometime in the late 90's
but that does sound spot-on
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
It was pretty much the only thing that was funny from the whole series
but it was really fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I don't think they ever bettered "The smell of Reeves and Mortimer" c.1993
"Somebody obscures my view of you"
"Really who"
"Gerard Depardieu!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
That was the one with Baron's nightclub wasn't it?
Kinky John's talent night with boyband 'Mandate' was fucking unbelievably funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I typed the above quote into Google...people are very strange
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYL1rEV1FVc

Skip this one to 1 min 20 secs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qv1DhdPAS8
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
will have to do this from home

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Ok, it's just the line from the Mulligan & O'Hare song

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Hello new OT'er
*waves, turns his back* psssst who's the newbie?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I did introduce myself about an hour ago.
*sulks*
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Quickest newbie sulk!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Just so. You broke me already.
Horrible people.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
You wait 'til Kristine starts bullying you.
You'll do more than sulk I can assure you.

Better men than I have flounced under the pressure of her criticism.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
She has already.
I told her she was nasally challenged.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)
I'm the 'nasally challenged' one around these parts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Outstanding.
*gives tissue*
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
It's cartilage I need most.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

artilage oke
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)
sorry fella was at uni and not caught up yet.
ANyway, I am annoying and occasionally funny.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

occasionally funny everyone hates me
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Bullshit and you know it. I'm ace me!!!!! btw can you send me a link for that castle.
I'm intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
If you continue to use exclamation marks in such a cavalier manner
I shall confiscate them and you won't have any supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I'd rather be a musketeer than a cavalier.
Vauxhalls are shit innit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)
But a bombardier tops the lot.
Splodes are cool.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Not you any more Bob!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
I don't feel special anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Don't worry, I'll still pick on you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
How is your bet shaping up?
Have you started packing up your flat yet, or have you already lined up a buyer for his liver?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
yeah but I like that. You're my joint number one here
with bowie and superman.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Are Bowie and Superman on here?
What are their B3ta names?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Darth Foxtrot and Bert Monkey Sex

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Are you sure you're not Bowie?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I'm Jack Black.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Fuck off and die then, you irritating prick

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Someone lampito shagged.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Not yet.
She has yet to impress me enough.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
You won't have any say in the matter boy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I believe you underestimate the extent of my snobbery.
It is vast.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I believe you underestimate her right hook

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Seen it.
Unimpressed.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)
story of psychochomp's life, that is

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Perhaps letting the psycho chomp his willy was the mistake.

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Jealous?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Sounds it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)
and?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
yes
at the end of my arm
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

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