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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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blousie tried to start a b3ta match making service
I can think of nothing more likely to fail in catastrophic circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:18, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Oi! I has skillz in lurve.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Best CV ever.

(Cave Duck, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
You didn't get Jesus when you had the chance, your skillz can't be that strong.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Yes, back when he was Jesus.
I knew he was the man for me back then.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
And bummed him accordingly

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Is he talking about me?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I think so

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Yay Ambers, you good?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Pretty good thanks
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Was in a massive car crash on the A1(M) en route to Heathrow yesterday
so I'm rushing like a mad bastard to get there again this evening. Stupid Stockholm *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Eh? you ok?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
It was the tiniest of little shunts
and I wasn't driving. Perfectly fine.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)
glad you're okay!
How was Stockholm?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)
You know's it *winks*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)

llt +s

You stopped crying yet? (it's ok, I don't love her really)
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I stopped for a little bit on thursday
then I remembered how you turned down mine and DiTs offer of a reliable get out and I just welled up again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Stupid me
Getting drunk on an empty stomach and forgetting the get out assistance.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
probably a murder
a bit of beastiality (Jeff and Kristine's dog) and plenty of whinging
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Cool.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:39, Reply)
How about an /offtopic stand up night?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I can't stand up all night.
It will play havoc with my varicose veins.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
That's Jo Brand material.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
We have a lot in common.
Didn't you notice the uncanny resemblance?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Too harsh by far
Stop this at once
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
It's my meme and I'll use it if I want to.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I'll stamp my feet in a minute miss
I may even hold my breath, then you'll learn
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)
*retracts insult*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Hahaha
Does anyone have piston's number - he clearly has to headline.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
AWOOGA

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
*pats on the fanny*

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
*retches at this homoerotic image*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
off-topic babies
can you imagine?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I think the rest of the chicken
is making a bid for freedom at this mental image
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)
we could have even more fun with this than with BGB's thread
imagine a child that was half...... edmund and half rogerthestarfish...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I'm going to blame you for my incipient bulimia
I hope you know
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
sorry dude!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Edmund does!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:33, Reply)
yeah imagine going out with someone from the internet!
that's crazy talk.
(Spitz, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Imagine marrying someone off teh internet
you'd have to be some kind of social retard for that to happen.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Sleeping with someone off the internet is odd
But going out with them? Fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:27, Reply)

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