Why?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's 'internet code' for 'I find this conversation a little bit boring'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I'm terribly sorry
I'll immediately desist trying to help rswipe move her car during snowy periods for fear of offending sensibilities.

Waterproof trousers can be quite interesting, anyway. probably.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Al and Vippers certainly think so.
Maybe you could form a 'waterproof trousers' gang. You could have a secret handshake and build a clubhouse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

clubhouse den of sexual urgency
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I'll bet there's waterproof trouser porn out there.
Lab?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

If there isn'tI I shall set up one.
This is IMPORTANT. How's you this freezing morning?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Hung the fuck over
after drinking with a French Canadian in a pirate pub in Wapping.

You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Celine Dion was in Wapping?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Talk did turn to Rush, Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.
When I say it turned, I turned it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Feel like shit.
Hungover, cold, got a cold, and it's my sodding birthday.
One year nearer to the crem.
And what's a pirate pub?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Happy birthday you old cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Thanks for the sentiment.
You long haired twat.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)

rule 34, Monty, rule 34.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

*looks up from report writing*
I've seen spandex porn, kagool porn, waders porn, plus the usual rubber and PVC. Does that count?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Dinosaur porn is quite odd

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Waders is near enough. Thanks old chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

If memory serves, all of the above porn I found in one case
Along with a video of a guy wrapping clingfilm around his arse, forming a makeshift nappy, which he then proceeded to shit into.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

He sounds like quite a character.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Put me right off my walnut whip

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

HOT.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I bet his mother is so proud.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

But have you ever seen an elephant fly?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I wouldn't say I find them interesting
more 'useful when you have to spend 8 hours walking along the side of a river in rain that caused severe flooding.'
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Just as a social experiment
Why not try wearing a long black coat and listening to My Chemical Romance the next time you have to spend hours walking along a river.
And then write a poem on here.
(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I fear that would damage my professional reputation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Plus we have enough emos, what with AA, Darth and Kitty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I'm not bastard emo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

No one is suggesting that you're a bastard.

(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I am

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Oh.
Sorry.
(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Actually I am, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Well, perhaps one or two may be suggesting it.
But I'm sure it's not everyone.
(Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

you are very helpful
and yes it does have that nudge the gearstick to control the automatic thing, as i found out when i inadvertently knocked it on the motorway... cringe.

however, no matter how helpful you are, there is nothing in the world that can legislate for other people being shit in the snow and possibly skidding into my beautiful car, is there??

ALSO i can't change any of my clocks, the ones in the flat are all wrong, and the car is only just correct again after 6 months of being an hour out. and i STILL haven't worked out how to re-set the petrol, but after a year it's just done 10,000 miles so it's gone back to zero by itself!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Do you mean adult nappies?
Very specialised.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)