All football matches to be held in the lion enclosure at West Midlands Safari Park

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's fucking barbaric.
The West Midlands?

*shudders*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Better than "fackin' Larndan"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

In what way?
I realised yesterday that not only is everyone in London terribly busy and important, but they are also philosophers and great thinkers to a one - this is the only explanation for the frenzied way they will scrabble and fight their way onto public transport even unto the point of delaying the tube when the next one is only a minute away, but will also stop at random on busy thoroughfares while the meaning of life reveals itself to them.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

All the Midlands has is inbreds and chavs.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

London has you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Are you channeling Badger today?
Or has Poppet moved on and left you all sad?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I'm listening to angry music to help me through this nasty case

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I'm listening to Girls Aloud for the same reason
Angry music makes me angry and as I have to deal with actual people, mostly mongs, on a regular basis it would be counterproductive for me to get my rage on in the office.

That said I am intrigued as to what you're listening to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Pantera, hence the Fucking Hostile
Having a nostalgia trip today.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Oh dear.
I look forward to slightly later in the day, when you involuntarily become a cowboy from hell.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Y'know what?
I really like that song. I'll be moving on to Atari Teenage Riot in a bit though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

ATR, now there's a blast from the past
You are going to be absolutely no fun to be in close proximity to all fucking day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

They've reformed, but I missed their London gig

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

At the risk of sounding callous
Doesn't ATR reforming just consist of Alec Empire changing the name under which he tours?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Kinda, though the last Alec Empire album I bought was shit
Not angry, more subdued electro wankery. "The Golden Foretaste of Heaven".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Oh Christ
That sounds like something Apop might have stuck on the Harmonizer album. A clear favourite for the title of most disappointing follow-up to a really fucking good album, if such a thing exists. Along with Load (if you're preared to term The Black Album as really fucking good, which is generous) and The W
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Harmonizer has a couple of good tunes on it
But is not a worthy follow-up, I agree!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

"Pikachu"
I ask you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

That is not one of the couple of good tunes ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Excellent choice
I was expecting, based on what little I know of your music taste, something like Follow The Trail Of Blood by CombiChrist. Clearly, when it comes to angry music, you don't fuck about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

No I most certainly do not!
Metal and hardcore trump Combichrist in anger stakes, but I am rather partial to them from time to time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

The new album is immense
As expected. Easily the best band ever to come out of Norway. Hear that, Morten Harket?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Listened to Cowboys From Hell on my way into work this morning
Followed by Heaven Shall Burn - Counterweight. Good way to start the day!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

*click*
You overstepped the mark, Labs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I don't mind the game
but all those people that act like it's something more than a game should be made to watch it from said enclosure.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I agree

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Only cos you're a Liverpool fan who's too young to remember when they were good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

We were good in 2001 & 2005, that's enough to keep me going!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Lucky not good

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Damn, too late
What he said. Whereas my team have obviously scaled such remarkable heights of late as to put me in a perfect position to point fingers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Which position do you play, again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Behind the front man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

*chortles*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

In the hole?
*smirks*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Correct

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Agreed
My hatred extends to everyone involved in the professional football industry, the players, managers, wags, fans and media.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Football is ace
Homos
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

ace for and by
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

If only Justin fashanu knew eh

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Awoofta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Bravo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Haha
Got to go now don't miss me
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

*takes aim, prays for a steady hand*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I like this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)