"random" examples eh??

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

exaggerated for "comic" effect maybe
the condom thing is a real nightmare though, i had one bf who used to try and make it seductive, and really... just........ just get on with it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)

My ex could unroll them on you with her mouth
This was good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

i can actually do this
but i prefer not to, they taste appalling!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Flavoured condoms?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)

The lube prevails
the nonoxynol-9-coated ones are even nastier
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

^ this ^
it's like licking a... well, licking a condom. there is no comparison!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I can only do it this way
I have never successfully put one on with my hands.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Girl I got with a while back did it to me
Was entertaining, because I know exactly how she learned to do it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)

How?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)

she used to be a man
and could auto-fellate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Should've guessed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

She read the Belle Du Jour revealed book, in which it tolfd you how to do it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I just learnt it myself
It seemed easier and less of an interruption.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

What, like
"Hey baby, look at me rolling a sheath of rubberised plastic down my Johnson, see how the spermicide squidges against my rigid meat helmet" kind of thing?

Did you laugh him out of the house?
( Kroney, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Officelol

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Quite agree that putting on a condom can be a real moment killer.
Thankfully, the morning after pill is readily available these days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)

WIre coat hangers are even easier
and cheaper
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

fucking hell, al
why not just kick her in the guts repeatedly and have done with it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Effort?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Fuck yeah, I'm not putting myself out just cause she's too lazy to go on the pill

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:41, Reply)

three little words
CHILD
SUPPORT
AGENCY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)

This is why hammers and shallow graves were invented

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

i thought you were the reason for that?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)

reminds me of one of the worst things
I ever accidentally said. A friend's cat was having kittens, and she was upset about this for rehoming reasons. I said absentmindedly that if she looked really hard she could probably find a miniature coat hanger.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

*rapturous applause*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

thanks

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)