that my wedding outfit for tomorrow isn't too cold/inappropriate/slutty
That i can murder the trainee and not be banged up for 45 years

That my hangover isn't actually going to eat me

That my "breakfast biscuits" are edible (they aren't)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

handy nice cardigan trick
comes in handy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:22, Reply)

A cardigan over a sheer basque is probably too little, too late.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

hey
I said slutty, not rocky horror
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:38, Reply)

good plan. can i wear it round my thighs?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)

sure, if you tie it around your waist.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)

that's a great look to sport for a wedding

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Particularly if worn "Sutcliffe style".

(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)

The best style of all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Just don't get hammered.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

for that emergency tights

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I'll bang you up for 45 years
have you got those Belvita things?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:23, Reply)

You'd have to bang her down at least some of the time
/Newton's laws Friday
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)

you raise a valid point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:24, Reply)

What flavour breakfast biscuits?
The milk ones are disgusting. The other ones are tolerable when dipped in strong coffee.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:29, Reply)

the milk ones :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Try dipping them in black coffee and it might taste like a latte

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:41, Reply)

yeah, they ming
get the other ones
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:44, Reply)

the shop only has these ones
and i hate coffee. and dunking biscuits.

but if i weren't so awkward it would be a good idea.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:53, Reply)

don't write the other ones off though
they are actually quite nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Why and how
is a breakfast biscuit different to say, a normal digestive or shortbread which are biscuits, extremely tasty and edible, and get this - you can eat them for breakfast too!
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I'm guessing fewer calories

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I'm guessing quite the opposite
most "breakfast" things are actually high in sugar, it's better just to admit your a porker and have a croissant or pain au raisan.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:45, Reply)

^ this
ever read the back of a packet of cereal? Most breakfast things are rammed full of sugar - you may as well just surrender to it and stuff your face with pastries.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)

not a breakfast person myself
I really fancy a coffee this morning but don't want to have to go get it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

these are basically weetabix in biscuit form
they have added fibre, vitamins and milk, are about 50 calories each (pack of 4) and are useful if you hate breakfast like i do but feel that you should eat something in the morning because everyone seems to agree breakfast is important
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:52, Reply)

They sound rank if I'm honest
I'd much prefer real biscuits, but I have a yoghurt.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:58, Reply)