I don't think he will come to the bash.
he knows I don't like him and that I think he's a creep.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

YEAH
BASH ON SUNDAY WOOO. There's at least two people I know going.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Brace yourself for excitement.
I shall be there also.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

THREE PEOPLE
I'm going to wear my special trousers.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

You'll need to.
You are talking about the fishing waders with the reinforced gusset, right?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Gusset?
What gusset?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Velcro ass-hatch?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:13, Reply)

All around thru-zip
with nipple discs.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I'm going, Monty's going,
I think Lusty may be going...
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Yar I'll be there, for a bit at least.

( wanderlust, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:59, Reply)

yay! I really can't wait to meet you. :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

You are in for a treat.
I'm amazing.

Looking forward to meeting you yoo :)
( wanderlust, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I suspect I won't actually be coming as I have a bedroom to decorate
and I'm going to see Motorhead the night before.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:05, Reply)

So's Monty, where's your stamina?
Wuss.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

He's such a fucking poofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Monty takes loads of drugs
doesn't have a fucked knee and lives alone.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I read that as
'Monty's so much cooler than me and my morbid obesity has given me mouldy man-tits and my knees cannot support my gargantuan belly so I'm staying at home with my fictitous wife and playing WoW'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I read that as
"Despite promising I have still not arranged an evening of consuming hot meat in the Tayyabs and now we'll have to wait until after christmas because of my ineptitude"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I read that as
"We really need to butt-fuck already and just get it over with."
I can almost smell the testosterone.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Oh we did that A LONG TIME AGO, believe me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

really? you wouldn't think it the way you two banter :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)

The sizzling chemistry is that obvious?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

yeah it really is.
sorry to be the one to break it to you love.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I read that as
"I really really wish whichever one of them turns up at the bash will take me for a quick knee trembler in the toilets, otherwise this whole trip to the UK will have been a gigantic waste of time and money"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I didn't come here to get shagged m'dear.
I can do that back home you know.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Haha fair cop guv

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I'm currently imagining what it would be like to eat a seek kebab right now
and I'm salivating.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I was in Needoo's on Monday.
They're actually getting better I think. The Dry Meat was on par with Tayyabs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I'm going to have to take the mrs out next week.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Are you a gangland hitman?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Fancy a 'double date'?
I don't have any car keys for the bowl but I've got my old bike-lock one, would that do?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Your not having my bike you cunt
It's mine. Just mine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

You haven’t quite understood how this ‘swinging’ lark works, have you?
It’s not a vehicle exchange programme, you oaf.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Is she starting to smell?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Will you be well?
Or with pizza slice?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I should be well,
though I may have a cheeky baguette in my handbag should I feel the need.
( wanderlust, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Have you been getting ideas from Rachelswipe?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Does she like masturbating with baked goods too?

( wanderlust, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I've heard that, as with breadcrumbs, it's best to use slightly stale bread.

(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I know you're going
It's your bash!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Like women not liking him has ever put him off.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

He'll get a slap and a shot from my asthma inhaler to the eyes if I have to.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

The rohypnol will have kicked in before you've even noticed he's there.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)