fucking plebs
eating my soup. i had to troll in the freezing cold and in high heels around FOUR DIFFERENT EATS until one of them had any left in stock. and he has taken my request for extra pesto so literally that i am dripping in olive oil, as is my desk and keyboard.

on the plus side, it's fucking tasty and hot and low calorie. well, except the extra pesto maybe. which is good. these heels never leave the office normally if i have to walk more than 5 paces.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:54, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You should do what I do
Go out, get cold, go to the closest place, buy a bland sandwich that does nothing for you and then eat crisps and chocolate all afternoon.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Not had pesto in soup before
but it sounds great!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

i have tried to re-create it at home
it failed miserably. but this EAT one is stuffed full of veg and beans as well as the pesto. and it's so low-calorie that even the massive bucket sized pot is only 300 cals.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Resolves to make some soup at the weekend
with pesto in it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

do it
and report back
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I shall!
It will contain:

Chicken stock
Lentils
Roast peppers
chicken
carrots
onions
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

And pesto?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

no, foolish boy
who is in disgrace for bashing my water drinking

you GARNISH it with pesto. you don't put it in as an ingredient.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

No chance of that 'chez Al'
By the time you get to the serving stage he's eaten all the pesto, the bowl and the spoon, and even the fucking tablecloth unless you batten it down with a staplegun.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)

i have an image of al
smeared in green pesto like a child licking out a mixing bowl.

it's making me regret my lunch decision to be honest. except this divine £2.50 bottle of vitamin water. mmmm. healthy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I'm so looking forward to when you're hospitalised with chronic vitamin deficiancy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

no chance
i'm healthy as anything, me.

*touches wood*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

*Puts penis back in pants*
My plan worked like a charm
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:21, Reply)

i did think someone would make that "joke"
but i didn't think it would be you, al. i had a higher opinion of you than that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

That's a lie and you know it

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I tried to eat my own arm
but it needed chilli sauce and i'd run out
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

AND
2 x tsp spunk
1 x tbsp child's tears
1 x poo, blended
500ml wee-wee
1 x bogey
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

A bouquet garni

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Can't you get it delivered?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

no
the selfish trainee has a half day holiday
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

What a cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

If you will leave it until almost 2pm to get your lunch
There is a good chance places will have sold out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

i know but
i had a client who thought his rent arrears were more important than my soup. i mean, can you imagine the nerve?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)

What a fucking cheek
Add another 15 minutes time to his bill.

THAT'LL LEARN HIM.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)