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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Babysitting tonight
Fun with little'un in the morning
Brother coming into town, going for walk with brother and daughter
Pub
MOTORHEAD
crying
BASH! BASH! BASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
"Fun with little'un in the morning"
that's one way to put it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:59, Reply)
that's a relative term
don't judge monty by your own standards
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I don't understand why he can't just say "having a wank"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I prefer 'shaking hands with the unemployed'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:02, Reply)
That only works if you're single though doesn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
he may have a girlfriend
but she doesn't let him put that anywhere near her
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Oh yeah.
'Shaking hand with the fully employed during their time off' doesn't have the same effect somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)
any time it's not working surely

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
having a fist kebab is my personal favourite

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
girls' ones are better i think
a tiptoe through the twolips, polishing the pearl, making kitty purr...

not that girls do that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
paddling the pink canoe?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
the phrase 'making kitty purr'
makes me feel a little queasy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:08, Reply)
prrr?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:32, Reply)
"a tiptoe through the twolips"
Hahahahahahahahahaha! *falls over* Hahahahahahahahaha!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:14, Reply)
What about 'Muffin' the Mule'?
I just made that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)
from "feeding the pony"?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Precisely.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)
then wanking over them?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:03, Reply)
"Boxing the one-eyed champ"

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)
'making baby jesus cry'

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:07, Reply)
When you go into the venue where Motorhead are playing
You'll get hit with the smell of a thousand, 30 year old leather jackets that have never been cleaned.

Or, 'the smell of metal' as it's known.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:04, Reply)

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