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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got some packaging marked 'This is not a toy'...
...and used it as a tunnel for my son's scalextric.
*does 'devil hands'*
"Breakin' the law, breakin' the law..."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
wow we really are rebels aren't we?
the last time I had a microwaveable meal I didn't let it stand for 1 minute.

The joke was on me though, I burnt my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:23, Reply)
silly Kitty.
I'm afraid I've not done anything rebellious while here. I'm too petrified of getting in trouble.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)
the tower of london
is the guantanamo of britain
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)
I know, I was welcomed home.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
please will you try and make one of the Queen's guards smile
I want to know if the legend is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)
you mean the Beefeaters?
I did.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
No the ones with bearskins
who stand silently and don't smile
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Oh, them. I'll give it a whirl.
I'll be my lovely and charming self.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)
You should go see them on 'Whip em out Wednesday'
After the gaurd changing, if you can make one of them smile they have to show you their penis.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I think I can survive without seeing their penis.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)
but it's on the tour!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I'll demurely cough and look away.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)
In which case just pray it's not the palace's monthly "Helicopter Day"

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)
I don't know what this is but I suspect it's rude

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Imagine a helicopter
if the blades were made of penis
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
that's horrific
sounds like a Japanese cartoon character
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Helicoki.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)
worst mental picture ever....

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)
They don't smile at you
BECAUSE THEY HATE GAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)
They might struggle to keep a straight face when they see the multitudinous chins adorning his corpulent form

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Oh come on
I'm not Lab
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
They are more likely to turn puce with revulsion
and struggle to keep jets of military vomit from spraying out of their nostrils, than to laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I always used to think puce meant grey, I think I was confusing it with pumice
MORE KITTY FACTS TOMORROW, STAY TUNED
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:42, Reply)

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