God, I am bored.
Someone entertain me.

alt q: why the fuck are you sat at your computer on a Friday night?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:37, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*frolics*
Because I'm both boring and bored and have no friends.
/emo
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I don't think it's physically possible
to frolic AND be emo.

I could be wrong.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Yeah, you're probably right
I'm just whining. Frolicking is more my usual style.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:51, Reply)

You're a Science, berk
You might like this: Ridiculous but cool scale thing
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

It is pretty cool
I think I've seen it before though.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

*stands on head*
because I feel dire. I don't even want to shift to go buy more cranberry juice and some food for tomorrow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

there, there...
it could be worse. You could have man flu. There's no cure for that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:50, Reply)

or to quote someone off here
I have the lesser form of man flu also known as meningitis
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Because folk are out doing other things
And I had to write a talk. Interestingly, I succeeded in writing 0 words.

Good time killer.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

well done
*applauds*

also, I read that as a 'good time' killer, not a good 'time killer'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Well, it depends how much of a good time you've been having
Why are you here on a Friday night?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

I'm old and married
and boring.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Damn you and your reasonable excuses
I should be out on a Friday night.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

so get out there
take a notepad to write your talk. It'll make you look interesting. And you might get a co-writer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

I considered doing a project
Involving taking photos of people on the high street on weekend nights to see who was about. I may end up getting knifed though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

depending on the town centre
they may be frightened you'll take their souls, and burn you in a giant wicker effigy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)

If I do it in Wales next week, then they might well
I think they've heard of cameras around here. Or some of them have anyway.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

YESSS
been looking for this for a while. I forgot about it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

I play it far too much
Damn non-productivity.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Jus got in
Nowhere else to sit really.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

where've you been then?
did it involve spiffy shoes?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

I have been to my friends house
setting up his sons drum kit for christmas. He wanted to see it up so he could put it together again christmas morning. It's a piece of shit but will be fine for a 6 yr old. My new trainers are awfully spiffy cause they have turqoise on them.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)

It keeps my trousers warm.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

I said this earlier
my laptop is a replacement for my cat sitting on my knees and purring, except it's overheating and the fan is loud as fuck. It's just not the same :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

troo
but your laptop won't dig it's claws into your bits.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Yeah, but it doesn't chirrup to me either :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Youtube?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

my dad's budgie does that
i didn't realise cats did it too!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Are you saying Lampito's cat ate a budgie?
Serious allegations.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)

He's a shit hunter
he finds dead animals and pretends he caught them to my mum. He's like a wannabe gang member.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

because after an hour with the personal trainer
i was too lazy to go to the pub. now i am regretting the loss of the male hockey team with whom i could have been drinking.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:57, Reply)

personal trainer?????
that sounds like a bit too much activity
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

hmmmmm
she's not harsh enough really, i need to work out how to point this out somehow! although she made me do some fucking eeevil sit-ups.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:08, Reply)

no more than you deserve

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)

this is very true
i have done nothing but EAT since i got home. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I just lost nearly four stone
I can't stop eating chocolate. if I'm not careful I will find every last ounce of it again.

grrrr.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

FOUR STONE
bloody hell that's amazing! how did you manage that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

this
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

i've heard quite a few people who've done this
do you recommend it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

100%
it's the only thing that's ever worked for me. I should be a poster girl for it. i can rave all day if you get me started...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

How much did it end costing in the end?
Doesn't seem to say on the website
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)

please do
maybe i should do it, i'd love to hear more about it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Trying to round my cats up.
Before the cat-flap freezes solid like it did last night.

Then I'll go to bed because I can't be arsed staying up for Cricket.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 22:59, Reply)

a wise decision
personally i couldn't be arsed to shift position on the sofa for cricket!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)

cricket is a massive bag of cock.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Lies.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Not lies
I don't like football, but other people do.

I love cricket, but other people don't.

So - a sweeping statement, not a lie.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I don't like football, oh no...
I LOVE IT!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

I've stayed up the last two nights
But I'm back at work tomorrow afternoon.

One cat is in - I need the little one then I'm sorted.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

All cats present and correct
Bedtime!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Because I'm in a shit mood.
And my flatmates are knobheads who would rather sit in and play Guitar Hero than go out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:07, Reply)

If I'm going to get to Tescos
I have to go before half past :( but it's so cold out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)

it really is unnecessarily
fucking freezing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Wimps, the lot of you

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

fuck that nasty shit
it's bloody baltic out there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Try being oop north, Swipey.
We have about six inches of snow in our garden. God must be having a massive wank tonight...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Alright DG
I'm tipsy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Alright DG
I'm tipsy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

You certainly are
You posted that twice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Also, I'm a wee bit merry too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

Hello Mary!
*Waves*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

*flaps*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

How squiffy are yay?
I'm fucked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Not fucked.
Yet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

you've not tried hard enough!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

you're seeing double

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

Alright berlers?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

ill but okay
and you Davvers? What have you been getting merry on?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

Just the red wine.
I'm nowhere near the point of being unable to stagger to bed though.

Hope the lurgy dissipates soon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Thanks, I hope so too
ah you're at the lovely stage of just feeling quite happy and at ease then. Got a nice weekend planned?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Waiting in for a plumber tomorrow
to fix the fucking heating that went off this afternoon. Rockncuntingroll.

The wine is also going to run out soon, after which I fear it shall be the Ouzo...

Yourself?

just nipping for a fag, back in a bit
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I imagine you need the wine to keep warm
maybe if you knock the ouzo back fast, you'll get the benefit and not the taste.

I'm hoping I'm better by tomorrow, because I have a house party on Saturday in London, then meeting Lampito for a bit, then hopefully bash in the evening
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

I love Ouzo.
We're supposed to be at the Manc bash next week, but it depends on how much it costs to sort the heating :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

then get some and enjoy it :)
I'm down in London anyway for my friend's party, so I thought I might as well stick around and say hi to people
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Sorry Amberl.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

^this
very much so
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

we went to tesco to get snacks and I fell over on the ice.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)

I'm back now
given the queue I think I was quite fast
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

what did you get?
i still have guerlain seahorses, unopened. might have to rape a couple!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

I did a ridiculously
rubbish and self indulgent shop. Cranerry juice, satsumas, a City Kitchen meal, milkybar yoghurts, Relentless, imperial mints, some crisps and a Hello Kitty advent calender
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)

I've decided my healthy/losing weight kicks starts on Monday.
It'll mean I have to buy FRUIT and VEGETABLES and USE THE KITCHEN but I'm sure I can jiggle it around to include GIN. It's juniper berries and that counts as fruit, right?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

yeah
especially if you have a fruit juice with it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Sippin' on gin and juice
I'm excited for OH MY GOD IT'S TOMORROW. Do you want to do anything in the day? Where is your party, I could meet you somewhere in Central.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Leyton
yeah it'd be nice to see you during the day :) I might not be up to huge amounts of walking, but coffee and shopping would be nice!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

WHERE THE FUCK IS LEYTON
Hmm. The place where I'd quite like to take you would require a little bit of walking- have you ever been to Brick Lane? I know a couple of places that would be nice for lunch/coffee/midday boozin', and the most amazing shop ever. I'll see where Leyton is in comparison and how much walking there would have to be.


EDIT: Although it's 3 zones away, Leyton is a non-stop (short at 13mins) tube to Liverpool Street, and there is a bus that will take us to the Porterhouse (or close enough) from there. There's plenty to look at the route I take to this place so we can be leisurely. Alternatively there is Regent/Oxford Street, with the former being a nice stroll to Cov. Garden and quite near to Soho. Depends what you want to do!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

Ooh I'd like to go to Brick Lane
:) walking will be fine (I'll bring boots) I just can't do it for ages, because I'm rubbish.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

No problem.
I'm taking you to Beyond Retro. With bells on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:24, Reply)

do you go to/have you been to spitalfields market by liverpool street?
esp on a sunday it is AMAZING. world-famous falafel stall, and a fudge stand with 250+ flavours, and a cheesecake shop! but they also have a million different restaurants and some really cool shops, like a benefit boutique and some interior design shops with funky stuff in them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

I am partial to a bit of Spitalfields
The route I take is down Bishopsgate, through Spitalfields, then down the road with Allsaints on to get to Brick Lane. Then down there (via the food market) to Cheshire Street, then up again to the Beigal Bake and back the way we came. It's a nice route.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)

massive approval here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

you can only ever start losing weight on a monday
it's the law
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)

I calculated my BMI and I miiiight just be edging into the obese category
so. Yeah.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

join me there :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

-tries to high five-
-can't get close enough due to massive bulk-
-weeps tears of lard-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

BMI is bollocks though
loads of athletes etc would actually be overweight if you looked at their BMI!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:24, Reply)

But the big thing is here is that I'm NOT an athlete

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

sounds v healthy for self-indulgent shopping
i love that you bought an advent calendar!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

hardly healthy!
Crisps, mints, milkybar yoghurts, energy drinks and a ready meal haha.

The advent calender is for my little sister. She's called Kitty, so I pretty much buy Hello Kitty merchandise and send it to her in the post, because she loves getting parcels
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

those city kitchen ones are ok, although a bit high in fat, but fresh stuff
i love the mushroom stroganoff ones. and milkybar yoghurts are better than a giant chocolate bar!

ha, my baby niece is called kitty, we do the same thing. it's a great name (although if you think about my surname i am not quite sure it goes with that myself, but meh!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)

I have the shredded hoisin duck noodles
which are delicious 655 calories.

It makes buying her presents so easy- just Hello Kitty anything
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)

there is a service in london
that makes and delivers three healthy meals a day to you. i am tempted, but it is quite expensive. and seeing as how i can't even buy a drink on here without being lectured about tapwater, can you imagine the abuse i'd get on a lunch thread?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

Ah HAH
But I am not in front of my PC, I'm on my tablet. I'm not at the pub because it's far too cold to even think of going out, I'm far too skint to even think of going out and I know far too many couples to even think of going out.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

mrs b3th
You said in a earlier thread you are in W-S-M

Is the pier any good?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

don't know, I've not been on it yet.
I was waiting till all the crowds had gone. I may wait till the new year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

You are just waiting until
There is a huge number of 2p pieces hanging over the edge of one of those coin-pusher machines.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

you know i am

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Because it's snowing quite heavily
And earlier this year I nearly binned a 10k courtesy car into some railings because I spent too long in the pub on a night like this (not drunk - just awful roads). I'm also wearing one ski boot because I'm going to the Cairngorms in four hours and I'm seeing if my quick fix is improving some pressure point issues with it.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

glum
Been out for dinner and drinks
too much dinner, not enough drinks
too full to sleep, sober and seeing what the internet has to offer
avoiding posting dad stuff on QOTW in case any family are watching
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 1:12, Reply)

the new Have I Got News for You
is on bbicplayer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)

I was not at my computer on a Friday night
For I was having champagne and cake with your little brother. I'm finding those stones so you don't have to...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 6:32, Reply)