It's fucking dead here this evening
Where is everyone?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:58, 81 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They're all out living, loving, drinking, and quite possibly driving
Or they're watching tv away from their laptops.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Bloody losers having a 'real life' away from the Internet
Who do they think they are eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:03, Reply)

I'm here
does that count?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

You count.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:15, Reply)

o
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Have you had a nice weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

yeah, pretty good
and now, I'm no longer here. Tis past bedtime for me. Sorry.

*runs away*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)

present, sir!
but about to go to sleep
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

That is FUCKING BENT
*Mocks* 'Oooh, my name is Crunchy, and I'm going to sleep'

That makes you better than me does it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Ahoy
watching Highlander.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I've never seen it.
Any good?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

I haven't seen it before
lots of people recommend it, though I suspect it may be for nostalgic reasons.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

it has a Scottish spaniard
and a French scot.

Still, a pretty rollicking ride.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I'll try and stick with it.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Connery just made a funny noise whilst 'feeling the stag'
this was worth staying up for.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Pfft
am I ever anywhere else? *sigh*
I'm watching Sin City. It's awesome.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Never seen it berk
What is it all about?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Based on a graphic novel
Visually incredible but gory as hell. What kind of films are you in to Jeff?
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)

I never watch films.
I get bored.

I don't have the attention span to sit there for 2 hours and watch something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

What d'you mean
you don't watch films? *scoffs* I bet you don't read books either, if you can't pay attention for two hours.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)

I fall asleep watching films

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Well, so do I sometimes!

(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

I can put books down
When i get the urge to do something else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

Am astounded
I couldnt iimagine not ever watching films
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

I think there's a bash tonight.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Geeks meet Geeks convention you mean? :)
Had a nice weekend DG? Get your heating sorted?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Ach shush
if you weren't such a pussy you'd come to a bash and then you'd know they're ace.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Talk me through your first bash experience.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I went to Blousie's bash in June
I had another party on the same day that I had to go back to, though, so I was only there for a couple of hours. It's quite a scary experience to walk in to a house full of people you don't know but everyone was lovely. The bash last month in London was better, purely because I actually knew people and a pub is less intimidating than someone's house.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Everybody's got to start somewhere.
I love bashes :-)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Me too!
I intend to go to more of them from now on.
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I just wish I didn't live so far from the action sometimes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

You pop up like a bad penny nevertheless :)
clearly the solution is to have more bashes at yours!
(berk, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Well, quite :-)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

Hopefully tomorrow.
It's been bloody freezing. I may have to go to bed for warmth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

It is I, Le Clerc!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Alright lar.
How is Merseyside today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Like a freezer!
But fortunately dry.
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I'm good.
I'm making decisions.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

What like?
I'm listening to Duncan Sheik before I go to sleep.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

it's bloody baltic down here too
and the tossers have called a tubestrike for tomorrow. yeah great, i really feel like walking 6 miles each way in these temperatures, you utter utter utter CUNTS!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

How long does it take to walk six miles?
Or, from where to where in London is six miles?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)

it takes me about 90 mins
i walk from the city down the strand to buckingham palace, then through hyde park, popping out by the royal albert hall, and all the way down high street kensington.

i really like it with my ass-toning trainers and my ipod, but it has just gotten too cold to do it at the moment - i didn't warm up for about 5 hours when i walked home on thu last week!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Yes, I don't mind walking
as long as I can feel my extremities.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

extremities tits?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

I know all about that.
The bathroom radiator is kaput.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

You've got German radiators?
I'll bet you've got a Smeg fridge as well, you flash bastard!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)

I don't do flash.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

and I refuse to say Cif

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

is that what used to be jif?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

Yup!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

i keep my jif in my cupboard
with my marathon bars and my opal fruits!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

*Wants to eat sweets at Swipes*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)

And the Oil of ULAY?
Good!
Night all
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)

Night, lar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

i have.
it's pink!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

Do you have a different coloured one for your other champagnes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)

alright swipe?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

evening you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

How are you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

freezing and sulking about the tube strikes!
you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

About to go to bed.
Since ya ax.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

sleep well then!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)

what are you disguised as?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

A scousewife

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

good evening
Im very very bored tonight
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Oh hai

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

oh gosh
Bows down

im not worthy
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)

It's me, Roota
Not Alice Cooper!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

I want to apply body moisturisor
but my fingers are like ice and i dont want to take my snugly jumper off :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

*waves camply*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

*winks and says 'ello treacle'*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Oo I've gone all a-quiver.
I'm gonna have to lie in the snow to cool down.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Think of your threads!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)

Good point. I'll just do it in me longjohns.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:18, Reply)

just got on the oxford tube back home
Sso cold
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Have you had a nice night though, pet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)

fantastic thanks
I am pleasantly tipsy, met some lovely people and also had a great night last night as well. You?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)

Yeah, I've had a lovely evening thanks.
I had dinner with friends, and I've emailed someone who is both cute and sweet.

Who was at the bash?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)

that sounds lovely :)
Ooh who did you email?

Monty, wanderlust, tgb, wookie, himjimm, lampito (and a non b3tan friend) and poppet of course
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 1:17, Reply)