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Are you a cat wi' nine tits?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:05,
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the amount of titt-age i havewe are going to need the next 20 days of freezing to get me down to flat chested gloriousness!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:11,
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sounds like melost over three stone and I'm still a fucking H cup! grrrr......
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:12,
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*sigh*I've lost 4 stone and I have tits like a baby spaniels ears. I wouldn't mind so much but I'm only 25 and I miss my boobage dearly :(
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Makes my DDs sound like a trainer braRespect sista (in-law).
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:13,
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swap yerfor my 36E (but I am size 14*/16 so I guess it's all relative...)
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but 32H/32HH/32J at timesis a bastard of a size to buy. Try getting scaffolding bras for under £20...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:18,
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The cost is annoyingIt was much worse ten years ago though.
"Small back but large bazungas? Here, Madam, have this disgusting hammock for £40."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:20,
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rigby & pellerthe woman in there was amazing, she looked at me and guessed it bang on!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:28,
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I can usually guess breast size correctly just from a surreptitious glance.(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)
"Excuse me pet, d'yer mind if I just weigh up yer tits?""Wheeeeeeeey"
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:32,
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One of my pub regulars could do thatbut he's dead now.
And I have his jew's harp.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:31,
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Went too far did he?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:35,
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He just dropped the fuck deadI wasn't even working that night
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:36,
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I was a 30E at one pointI'm a 10-12 so it's rather top-heavy, but manageable.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:18,
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I was 30F/G when a size 10 :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:25,
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Christ on a bikeI miss my tits. 36B is rubbish. Pert, but RUBBISH.
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My Best matewas a double H after having her daughter and had to go private for a reduction, despite the amount of painkillers they were giving her for backache - she's a size 10 so you can imagine the burden........
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ouch to the H'smy friend was a 30H, 30J in some stores. she loved them, used to run around their flat jiggling them, but i thought she looked a bit like a human trumpet!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:16,
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Did she have 3 tits?Or are the keys on a trumpet different to nipples?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:19,
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If I were to like your breasts for you, would that make it better?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:35,
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It's after the watershed, so I guess so!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:40,
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noi just prefer rippling pecs and biceps and abs of steel.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:39,
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Michael Barrymore?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:33,
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He IS a titAnd probably quite likes himself, so by proxy....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:35,
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i used to fancy him a bitbecause he looked like the teacher with whom i was utterly besotted.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:37,
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well.yeah, actually!!!
at the time i had no idea. now, of course, i know that a good-looking 32 year old man who is seriously witty and funny WILL be gay if he is not married or girlfriended up...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:39,
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Were your friends away of your crush on him?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:41,
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the entire school was fully awareso was he. i've never been more embarrassed than when the entire coach was singing "swipe and mr cheshire sitting in a tree"... and he was driving it...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:43,
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hahahahaHow did you cope with that? (Not the rejection by the gay adult teacher, but the mockery of your classmates).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:45,
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blushed a LOTit was relentless for about 5 years!
on the plus side, i got an A* in my GCSE and an A in my A-level, it was one good way to get me to concentrate.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:46,
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Did a random stranger end up dead in his swimming poolwith a table leg rammed up his anus?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:43,
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That isn't 'Alwight' that is just fucking weird.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:40,
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Ditto hahaImagine what a chill you'd have now if the air had been closer to your sternum...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:12,
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yeah but i could roam around wild and bra-free*dreams*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:15,
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Overrated.Plus you'd have to deal with pokyout nipples.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:18,
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i meantyour comment was too late, the offence had already been taken.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:56,
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To be honest I often have that problem when wearing a braI wear a lot of cardigans.
I'd like to think that even for a fat girl, I have decent breasts. One Antipodean member of this fine board seemed to think so...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:53,
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oooh, bash gossip!!you are NOT fat, unless you have been editing the pics i have seen!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:57,
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Unfortunately I am technically obeseI try to wear as flattering clothes as possible.
Not amazing gossip, but Poppet spent about 10 mins with her head in my cleavage. When Amberl was sitting right next to me I'm not quite sure what she was thinking. Maybe she was seeing doubletits.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:58,
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as a straight girl i would have found this amusingbut i am guessing every male b3tan there/reading about it on here is about to explode.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:01,
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My happysacks gave up the ghost about 20 minutes ago.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:02,
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The male b3tans there were himjim, Monty and WookieeI don't think any of them care much about my breasts. Monty just loves me for my bumhole :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:02,
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Do you not rememberpoppet deciding that although mine were bigger, yours were far more comfortable. Plus I may have not been as amenable
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:07,
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Do I remember ANYTHING?!Oh man, Fruli really doesn't agree with me. How did you feel?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:08,
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I feel good thankshad a nice tutorial today, and the weekend itself was lovely.
Yeah she liked yours a lot better, and I think I was busy talking to wanderlust at that point
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:09,
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Glad to hear itThere's so much snow here now. It's horrendous.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:11,
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only a tiny bit herethat makes me sad :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:14,
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more exciting than ugly bras with more than 1 hookthough!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:29,
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well i suppose in the absence of anyone else to do it for mei might as well!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:31,
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Mind outThat molesterer TGB will appear out of nowhere and do it, like she did to me.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:33,
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When me and Lampitohad a look around London, there was a lovely shop with the most fantastic bras, absolutely gorgeous. Didn't really go above a 32B/C
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:56,
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I went into Agent Provocateur with FHSPI almost cried :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:59,
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agent provocateur, la perla...they all have this problem!
thank god for bravissimo and m&s...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:00,
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AgentpissIt was all too expensive, so that's ok.
M&S bras are awesome.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:01,
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BGB and Rootatipped me the wink in regards to the fact that Debenhams has one or two good ones in the right size as well
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:05,
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and ann summersthey have all sorts of genuinely pretty stuff in every tiny size - generous size you could think of.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:07,
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it's great actuallyyes ok for kinky stuff (first time i went in, i backed right into a strap on that was protruding from a post, my shoulderblades were killing me for days), but since they bought knickerbox, they have genuinely lovely underwear.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:29,
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Backed into a strap-on?Is that like trying on clothes before buying them?
I'm amazed they allow that these day!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:34,
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Ooh yesI just had a look at Figleaves too, there are some gorgeous bras for around £15-20, which is ideal pricing for me!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:08,
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