Your mate consciously decided to spend 3 years (at least) in fucking GLASGOW?!
It would've been decent of you to tap him on the shoulder and advise him that there are plenty of other Universities, and that the vast majority aren't located in Glasgow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're going to do just great up there.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:38, Reply)

I know right
I assume everyone begins all their sentenecs with "och aye the noo" or "crivens" and the men in skirts are jovial about the deserved ribbing they endure for their dubious fashion sense
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:43, Reply)

He's in his third year now...but he's on a four year course the poor bugger.
He keeps trying to tell me how it's a better city than Newcastle. Oh how I laughed. Not that Newcastle's much better, it's tres boring.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Haven't been to Newcastle
I assume it's full of Ant & Dec copyists and delusional mentalists telling everyone that it's only a matter of time before the football team wins the World Cup and how they're such a big club

/lazy geographical stereotyping
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:47, Reply)

A surprisingly accurate portrayal.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Ooh, ooh, where else?
Manchester's full of badly-dressed idiots and piss-poor bands

I actually am unwilling to retract this one, any city that gives us Oasis, Take That and Simply Red has a fuckload of apologising to do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Yes but Manchester also gave us The Courteeners so doesn't that make up for it? No? Alright then.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Manchester needs a new Faith No More and preferably several electronic bands of a Pendulum or CombiChrist level of brilliance
to make up for their many musical crimes against humanity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:00, Reply)

You should listen to NekroDrako then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Effort
Link?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Electronic/Industrial music, met the lads at Bloodstock
www.myspace.com/nekrodrako
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Lovely stuff
Not my words Michael... the words of Shakin' Stevens
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I remember Newcastle when it was full of of Spender lookalikes.
How times have changed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 8:57, Reply)

We're positively cosmopolitan now.
Norwich, of course, is populated by Alan Partridge clones with unhealthy knowledge of their siblings and arable crop rotation systems.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:08, Reply)

As a fully qualified foreigner (pronounced "furriner") by Norfolk standards
I can confirm that this is entirely correct. You should see the place since Bernard Matthews died. There aren't this many long faces at the Grand National
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

That's the idea, wear a black armband today
In memory of our Bernard
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Bah
No-one gives a shit about Robin Hood having carked it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:16, Reply)

That was some time ago though

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Granted
But he did more than knacker a few turkeys. Assuming that films haven't lied to me, he overthrew a corrupt King whilst dealing with a wildly fluctuating accent
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)