I love it when landlords get annoyed
when you ask them perfectly reasonable things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

See, because we've become friends over the years
they're not just crap at being landlords, now they're kind of emotionally blackmailing/bullying.
Even my dad shouted at me today because he'ssick of my moaning.
I feel like Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Don't drink anything they give you

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Haha, I knows it!
Ooh, speaking of drinks, my folks bought me and djtp some gorgeous red wine glasses as an engagement present.
I now have proper lovely red wine, white wine and champagne glasses.
My list is complete. Im not arsed about the quality of my tumblers or mugs and I already have a lovely old china dinner service.

/granny
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:27, Reply)

aww that's a lovely gift
quality glasses are great to have
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Like "Any chance of getting the damp-course fixed in the next year?"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Ooh thats far too sasssy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)

That place also had a blocked chimney that made it fail the gas safety inspection.
That never got fixed either.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)

we had one letting agency
who saw no problems with the beetle infestation (there when we moved in), 2/3 of the kitchen walls black with damp (started shortly after we moved in) or the fact that when we called environmental health in, they were appalled by the above, plus the terrible wiring.

cunts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Is there a landlord in the world who isn't a cunt?
(except for my dad obviously)
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:34, Reply)

we had one I felt sorry for
she was nice, but try as we might, we still left the place in a worse state than we started
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:37, Reply)

Our current letting agency are either ace or useless.
They'll either fix something ridiculously quick or distance themselves and deny all responsibility.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Yeah, there was this one in Liverpool called Dave Doyle
I dunno if he's still about but he was ace.
He'd let himself in and invite himself for coffee, but he always responded to calls and he never molested anybody.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:39, Reply)

I thought molesting people was one of the perks of the job.
Or maybe that's just my dad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Just looked up Dave's old property company
Turns out they were linked to an international drug-runner and a Kenyan corruption case.
Well I liked them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:47, Reply)

*checks to see if Dave has any flats going in Newcastle*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)