They sell 10 coathangers for £3 in Asda.
My sister had to reduce her wardrobe by a third because she decided to live on a narrowboat. Her wardrobe is still bigger than mine at home though. We have 3 wardrobes but Wiggy will only let me use one of them, the bastard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 9:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have 2 wardrobes stuffed full here
and another and 2 chests of drawers that are only a little shorter than me at home.

SO MUCH CLOTHES
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I've had to cram all mine into my single wardrobe
when Wiggy gets a full chest of drawers and wardrobe that's half empty. But I'm not allowed to use the empty half. He just wants me to suffer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:03, Reply)

my friend vik and her husband have just bought a house in wilmslow
it's 4 beds, and she has the 4th bedroom as her dressing room. he gets one single wardrobe in their room!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

your rich friends make me sad.
I applied for a couple of jobs in Wilmslow, my sister works there too and she said it's like a Top Gear playground on Friday afternoons outside.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

wilmslow and alderley are lovely
but they are so pretentious, they are full of permatanned women in too-tight short skirts with giant boobs and sports cars with personalised plates.

I DON'T HAVE A PERMATAN, before you say anything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Burn his clothes while he sleeps
TAKE ALL THAT HE LOVES FROM HIM
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)

O_o

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I reckon I have over 50 black t shirts with bands on.
This makes Jack a dull boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:03, Reply)

How many flowery dresses do you think I have :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:07, Reply)

From what you post on here
there is more than "No play"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Ah yes. You have a point.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

50?! Is that it?
I have 120 t-shirts, but they're not all black. Some of them are white.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Alright Vincent?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Morning :D
In a fit of ironic desperation I asked someone on Sunday if they thought I looked like VC.

They said yes!

*crotch-thrusts*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:18, Reply)

You certainly do look like Vic Chesnutt
you fucking spastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:19, Reply)

His hair isn't as hipster as mine.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I never noticed his hair.
Too busy laughing at the wheelchair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

It's the hardest part of a vegetable you know.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I dunno, I find them pretty hard to understand
They're so rude, is there really any need for all that belming?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

It's where they keep their chewing gum...
*belms*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Stop it. Stop it you hear.
I won't have the man who wrote "You can see in that fancy cup that even her freakish nipples are akimbo" mocked, I simply won't.
Especially now that he's DEAD.
(Cave Duck, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Oooh, I know which T-shirt you should buy next.


All of your favourite things combined.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Fuckynge hellfyre.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)