AHEM.
The list comprised of three male b3tans, and I was one of them!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's a nasty cough you've got there, Lab.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Sounds like an AIDS cough to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

It's funny because that was a nickname of mine at school

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Sorry to hear that, 'AIDS cough'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

much as it pains me to admit it
this is actually true. the most shaggable male OT list, i am reliably informed by multiples sources, is indeed labs, monty and noel (in no particular order, but preferably all 3 so that a proper comparite can be carried out)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:49, Reply)

How three men can look so different and yet be so handsome and charming is amazing.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:51, Reply)

maybe it's because the competition was so poor?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Don't go taking this glorious moment away from me
I'm basking right now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

you're a gigantic shark?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)

*wrestles*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

The Vortex! NOOOOO!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I feel like a gigantic shark right now
*prouds*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I'd be a bit careful basking round there - Greenpeace might roll you back into the sea
It's funny because you're a CHINNY CUNT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

ENTER NEW CHALLANGER

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Is that some secret and disturbing balloted comparison of every b3tan male
or are you just including the ones you've met?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

She's got a "hit list"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:55, Reply)

+ s
*L7s*

fucking hell, they were dire.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)

You are correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)

She's only met Monty.
But I can confirm this. There are a few others but these three seem to be universaly admired around these parts.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

i haven't actually met any of the b3ta boys
except pjm, who is lovely, but that was years ago.

i am purely going on very reliable first hand sources and gossip.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

excellent, I'm safe then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Labs paid us all £10 to say it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I felt sorry for Noel and Monty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Why? We didn't have to pay anyone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:03, Reply)

"Give two vaguely alright guys a compliment, they'll feel less depressed for an hour"
"Pay just a tenner per b3tan lady, and these two better-than-average male b3tans will be complimented with enough regularity to enable them to function in regular society."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I don't think anyone thinks that Monty functions in regular society.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)

My mother does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)

very quick
i love it.

/note, speed does not always impress me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I'm going to start dying random pubs gray so I can also get in on the list too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

you wish
their milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:03, Reply)

And they're all like "woah, actually, I'm lactose-intolerant"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)