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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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quite pleased
not even in the same room as the topic but i'm quite pleased

some of you may know by now mrs spimf and i have a delightful little boy - hes two now and pretty damn cool, but we did have to get very clever people in white coats with very important looking glasses to make him in a little tube for us 'cos were a bit rubbish

tony blair paid for that

mrs spimf is now so bloody decrepit gordon brown was not prepared to pay for another go - so i had to fork out 5 grand this time in a posh private hospital (prettier nurses and decent porn in the wank room)

good news is we got three fertilised embryos and they go back into the mothership on monday

my thinking is if you all cross your fingers for us we might get 1 to stick


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(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 23:53, 19 replies)
good luck
Good luck, I hope it all goes well for you both.
(I helped save b3ta! hedge_diver, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 0:01, closed)
Yay for you two
and keeping everything crossed for a baby Spimf
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 0:08, closed)
Regardless of our shaky first meeting.
Good luck and fingers crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 0:12, closed)
Good luck!
Hope it works out for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 0:17, closed)
As BGB said
Shaky start, but all the best for the coming months, dear chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 0:32, closed)
if it helps
i'll even cross my legs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 0:58, closed)
Erm, yeah...
What everyone else said.






No really, good luck. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:14, closed)
Awwww...
Good luck to you!
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:07, closed)
Good luck, matey
*crosses fingers, toes and eyes*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 12:03, closed)
Good luck!
Fingers and toes crossed.
(Oben, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 13:29, closed)
Wow...
Good luck with all that.

I don't particularly want children, so you're welcome to mine if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 13:32, closed)
best of luck
The missus and I have just had the aforementioned treatment 2 1/2 weeks ago, and so far looks like it's worked, what with 2 lines on the pee stick and everything.

Best of luck with yours, will keep mine crossed.

P.S. I had to make do with a badly scuffed copy of Escort for my contribution to the whole process in the "Relaxation Room", was slightly disappointed that the nurses weren't willing to lend a hand.
(I helped save b3ta! flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:10, closed)
cheers folks
i'll keep you posted

@jdxnster... if you go private it all seems fine at first - there are indeed two kelly brooke lookalikes on hand in the 'relaxation room' but it's clearly a con - i seriously doubted their nursing qualifications and their uniforms were at least two sizes too small

pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 15:29, closed)
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Best of British to you old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 17:01, closed)
spimflets!
The best of B3ta to you and yours!
A colleague of mine has just had a positive, I hope you have a happy ending!!!
(grumpynurse ,is playing minigolf on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 17:17, closed)
Wow
I love your attitude to this.

Good on ya and hope it works out.
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 20:16, closed)
today's the day!
all that can be spared is crossed for you
as a mum to three not too bad kids, I really do wish you well
xxx
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:18, closed)
right
good news so far.

Mrs Spimf produced three 'grade A' embryos. Initially the plan was to re-impmant all three but they were such good quality the mimsy doctor was worried she may well have triplets.

so we froze one

have to wait two weeks now to see if they have stuck
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:47, closed)

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