m3ta
[insert retrospection]
[insert lengthy ramble]
[insert sex and/or masturbation reference]
[insert long-winded build up]
[insert dreadful pun]
[insert value and unit of measurement/comparative reference]
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:03, 10 replies)

Clearly this is the ultimate winner here

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:05, closed)

it works on a number of levels,
over and over again
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:05, closed)

It's like a lift installation engineer.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:09, closed)

it's like your mum
that time in the multi-storey carpark.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:10, closed)

I'm desperately trying to hold back the tears of laughter
And I can't think of a decent riposte.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:14, closed)

Well that's saved me a job for this week...

Cheers!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:09, closed)

Nice!
But did you get the idea from this post (which I used as a template for one of my posts)?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:48, closed)

no

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:51, closed)

I dislike your post
but I absolutely love your sig,
so that's ok.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:02, closed)

That's nice.
I feel both abused and yet loved.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:35, closed)