Gordon Brown meets Barack Obama
"Gordon, not even you can be this consistently shit for so long" exclaims the exasperated president.

"Your country hates you, you've fucked up the economy thanks to reckless spending and you've burdened the British people with sky high taxes for the next twenty years to pay for your ineptitude" continues Obama.

"Sorry Mr President" simpers Brown

"Clearly, you haven't had your singular eye on the ball this past couple of years. Why the fuck not?" asked the president.

"Well, I've had my mind on other important matters you see..." he replied

"Like what?"

"Well, Tony bought me this jigsaw for my birthday. It's in a big box with a picture of a tiger on the front. I've been working on it ever since then, but it's so difficult."

"You're telling me you've been preoccupied with a jigsaw? Of a fucking tiger?" barked Obama.

"Yes. It's very difficult. It's got a picture of a tiger on the box and..."

"Tell you what, bring the damn thing in with you tomorrow and we'll sort it out together. Then you can go back to at least trying not to fuck Britain up for good".

The next day brings the beaming Prime Minister to the President's desk in the Oval Office, carrying a box displaying a picture of a tiger on the front. In one swift motion, he pours the contents all over Barack Obama's desk.

As Gordon Brown stands there grinning in triumph, Barack Obama raises his head to speak.

"Gordon..." says the president, slowly "...put the fucking Frosties back in the box".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:53, 5 replies)

Its a good joke but....
...it isn't a pun. =[
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:58, closed)

Agreed.
go and stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:10, closed)

It's funny
'cause it's true.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:07, closed)

Pun missing
See me after class.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:11, closed)

Don't be so harsh
it's just a bit of pun.

/coat
(Falco, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:04, closed)