Davros' Grandad brought the Little Waster to mind for the first time in years
"So, ma eyes was playin' up, so ah went to the Eye Doctah.
'Now then, Mr Thompson', 'e says, dead posh like, 'Come in, take a seat and read the letters on the board please.'
"Well, ah'm looking around the room a bit and he gets peevish like - 'Come on, Come on, read the letters on the board'"
"'Read the lettas on the board?' Ah says to 'im. 'Ah cannat even see the cage!'"
(richardm, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:19, 5 replies)

*chortles*
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:42, closed)

Totally not a pun
But another Little Waster classic.

Wor lass is a dinner lady at the local school. She come herm wern day an' says "There's a new laddie at school. He's frerm Nigeria".

"Nigeria", Ah said, "Where's that?"

"Ah divvent knaa", said the wife, "but it canne be far; he gan's herm fer 'is lunch".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:03, closed)

No I'm sorry
I cannot conceive of a mispronunciation of 'board' that would be in a cage. FAIL.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:29, closed)

If you keep going...
it's "Board" as in "Bord", or "Bird"... The kind with feathers on that would live in a cage..

I think, but it helps if you have a Geordie/Maccem accent..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:04, closed)

Thankyou
The sooner Geordies are rounded up and put in re-education camps, the happier we'll all be.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, closed)